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The Wax-Work Podcast |
By Jordan D. White |
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Wax-work enters into the realm of the podcast with "Cast in Wax," bringing
all the wonderful radio serials from Welcome to the Wax-Work
radio program
to the virtual citizens of the internet. Hosted by Jordan D. White, with
co-hosts Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White, with guest appearances
by any Wax-Work actors and/or characters who happen to come about.
You can send in listener mail to Jordan, Frank, Rory, Scape, or anyone else
involved by emailing to castinwax@gmail.com. We may even read your email on the next episode! The podcast began on March 31st, the
day before wax-work.com's sixth anniversary, and is updated weekly, every
Monday thereafter.
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Most Recent Episode (08-18-08): |
Episode
021: If the IQ Fits... |
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In this weeks show a former ally is overthrown, do-gooders are punished
for it, and villains triumph. Say, where were you when evil won,
anyway? Plus, the continuing story of Rory's woes and Frank's bemusement.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 10: "Vengeance is
Mired",
featuring the Vengeance Squad bickering like genuine Earth Guard
members;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John solves
the mystery of Roanoke Island;
- Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 04: "Flight
144",
bringing us the story of a plane that crashes with two famous missionaries
on board;
- a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews
a Cat Food Executive to find out more about moist
food and the cat food industry;
- Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 03: "Press Time",
which contains a secret message for the VFD, and a journey back
to Alter-Earth;
- a metric ton of your Listener Mail for all the
hosts (except Rory);
- words words words from the hosts.
Alas! Download it now!
Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode 021: If the
IQ Fits...
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Previous Episodes: |
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Episode
020: Super-Villain Love Connection |
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Posted 08-11-08:
Rory's woes are examined as Frank Allen gripes about his loss and Scapie
takes his opportunity. Oh, also, Jordan is there. Why does nothing
interesting ever happen to Jordan? Hmmmm, weird.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 09: "Give or Take
a Few",
featuring the Jack and Dr. Fast trying to clean up that whole villain
mess;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John apologizes
for a horrifying scene;
- Debatitorium, Episode 07: "Superman vs. Batman",
settling the age-old debate of which super-hero would win in a
fight;
- a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews
Frank Allen, much to Jordan's chagrin;
- Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 02: "Crash and Burn",
wherein the Flashpack, minus all Thornfields, defeat Nova's Blagenstraff
on Flutwana;
- your Listener Mail, flattering, outraging, and
imploring Scape;
- gut-wrenching pain from the hosts.
Uh-oh! Download it now!
Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode 020: Super-Villain
Love Connection
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Episode
019: An Icecube in the Ocean |
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Posted 08-04-08:
Back under CD length, one of our hosts is having legal troubles, one is
incompetent, one is full of himself, and one is named Jordan D. White.
You be the judge as to which is which. Super villains, good nazis,
cancer patients, street criminals, and lesbian detectives fill out
the show.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 08: "Guard Down",
wherein Binary Girl and Peaseblossom get caught by surprise;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John is
far too fond of the Nazi party;
- Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 03: "Room 310",
where an annoying roommate and an annoying cancer cell pester
a patient;
- a Frank Allen Interview with the man
on the street, in which Frank uncovers the criminal element
in all of us;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 09: "Love and Death",
the season finale, revealing the whys and wherefores behind this
season's mysteries;
- your Listener Mail, making Frank an offer, and
taking Jordan to... Cask?;
- fatiguing feats by the hosts.
Holy cow! Download it now!
Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode 019: An Icecube in the Ocean
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Episode
018: Too Tired for a Name |
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Posted 07-28-08:
Running late this week, finishing the episode in the middle of the night
on Sunday. It's 8 minutes too long, and has no preview, but I am
tired, and the show is so packed, I don't know what I would cut if
I had the time to do more...
Featuring:
- Like Mother, Episode 06: "Shock and Awe and Amazement",
wherein Pandora goes deeper into the world of her mother's paranoia;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
it like it is regarding Nice White Man #2;
- Debatitorium, Episode 06: "Monkey vs. Robot",
answering the age old quetion of who would win in a fight;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Matt and
Matthew Roma,
in which Frank consults the two lawyers on many legal matters;
- Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Benedict Arnold",
revealing the traitor amonst the Flashpack, once and for all;
- your Listener Mail, which is awesome... I am sor tired...
- blah blah zzzz by the hosts.
Good night! Download it now!
Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode 018: Too Tired
for a Name
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Episode
017: Urine Soaked Mothballs |
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Posted 07-21-08:
Another week, another set of serials, and another batch of arguments between
the four "friends" who host the podcast. With Rory's product placement
ploy put out to pasture, can he forgive and forget?
Featuring:
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 08: "Up a Creek",
bringing Stella further along in the web of mystery, and leaving
Macy missing;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals
secrets of ancient Egyptian factory workers;
- Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 02: "The Assignment",
depicting competing spy groups from heaven and hell fighting over
a soul;
- a Frank Allen Interview with George
Schozach,
vice-president of crackers at a prestigeous food corporation;
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 07: "Plugging Leaks",
in which Binary Girl and Captain Fantasy deal with a prisoner in
the Guard Tower;
- your Listener Mail, calling Scape and Jordan to task, and thanking
Mr. St. John,
- blatant buffoonery by the hosts.
Holy cow! Download it now!
And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode 017: Urine Soaked
Mothballs |
Episode
016: I Rescind My Outraged Words |
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Posted 07-14-08:
As Jordan celebrates his anniversary, Rory attempts to sell out for crackers.
Three serials compete with the crunching sound, along with your listener
mail! To be a part of Cast in Wax, send your comments now to castinwax@gmail.com!
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 06: "In Favor and
Out",
featuring the entire Earth Guard together deciding the fate of
Ocean Man;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John lays
out scientific concepts for us;
- Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 01: "No Fear?",
in which we actually debate whether or not suicide is wrong...
or at least why it's wrong;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Ida Know,
a New York State prisoner, convicted of killing and eating a pizza
delivery woman;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 11: "What's the Plan?",
the "season premiere" of the "last season" of the backwards series...
featuing Scape's debut;
- your Listener Mail, which isn't mean or bitchy in the slightest,
why would you even suggest such a thing?
- no-nonsense noncery by the hosts.
So good! Download it now!
Episode 016: I Rescind
My Outraged Words |
Episode
015: Blood Encrusted Points |
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Posted 07-07-08:
A full-length, sully packed episode, with the full compliment of hosts,
serials, history, and interviews! Which host will get the most guff
this week? No one knows! Plus,
a call for listener mail! Send your letters now to castinwax@gmail.com!
Featuring:
- Like Mother, Episode 05: "Me in the Corner",
in which Pandora has a heart-to-heart with one of her teachers
about her troubles;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John sees
what we can learn from the Nazis;
- Debatitorium, Episode 05: "The United Nations",
featuring a debate between Desmond McGonagill and the very frightening
Kralltar;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Lyn Nelson which
does not quite expose one of her deep dark secrets;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 07: "Promises to Keep",
where Stella Decker deals with life without her lady love;
- burdensome babbling by the hosts.
Astounding! Download it now!
Episode 015: Blood Encrusted Points |
Episode
014: Monstrosities of Nature |
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Posted 06-30-08:
A half-length, fill-in episode, while the hosts take a bit of a break,
featuring special wax-work rarities worthy of your listening time!
Featuring:
- a Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The
Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank
Allen;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us the danger of blades;
- a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode
of Guard Duty, with the publisher of the Password, Ron
Reilly;
- a tiny intro from Jordan.
Still worth it! Download it now!
Episode 014: Monstrosities of
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Episode
013: What Puts Children in Danger |
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Posted 06-23-08:
A good percentage of our hosts are back up and running again, as the serials
all roll on! Passwords, Christmas ghosts, and special guests abound!
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Password Is...",
with The Jack and The Stallion watching a Frank Allen Interview;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about what Hitler got right;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 09: "Humbug!",
taking a Charles Dickens classic and twisting it to Jack Chick's
nefarious purposes;
- a special episode of Harry Wilson Continues to Advise You,
in which toot' janitor Harry Wilson takes calls and solves problems;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 10: "Flight of the Flashpack",
in which the 'Pack splits up after losing one of their own, and
meets one old friend, and one new;
- tenacious talking from the hosts.
Holy Cow! Download it now!
Episode 013: What Puts Children
in Danger |
Episode
012: Compatible With Human Men |
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Posted 06-19-08:
Still sick from last week's colds, the hosts have all lost their voices.
Not to worry, the show continues through the power of TECHNOLOGY!
Marvel at the wonders!
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 04: "Winding Up",
with Mr. Fahrenheit and Ocean Man playing holding their cards close
to the vest;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about space diseases we never knew;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 09: "A Midsummer Night's Tea",
in which Puck leads Max on a wild brooch chase;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Lady Caroline
de Vertnez regarding the recent theft of her treasured brooch;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 06: "Crossing Off Names", in
which Macy and Stella both need to deal with the fall-out of their
actions,
- computerized correspondence from the hosts.
Who knew? Download it now!
Episode 012: Compatible With
Human Men |
Episode
011: Every Dog Has His Day |
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Posted 06-09-08:
The hosts may all have colds, but that does not stop them from delivering
terrific radio serials and all new fun bits of "history" and comedy.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 03: "Tender Situation",
with Peaseblossom and Broadband making each other uncomfortable;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes
us waxes poetic about his own dulcet tones;
- a Frank Allen Interview with infamous "Toot'
Janitor" Harry Wilson of Harry Wilson Advises You;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 08: "Big Daddy?",
calling into question this so-called theory of evolution;
- Like Mother, Episode 04: "Cleaning Up", wherein
Hope Darling helps her daughter in the aftermath of her very first
murder,
- deucedly amusing dust-ups with the hosts.
Huzzah! Download it now!
Episode 011: Every Dog Has His
Day |
Episode
010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only |
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Posted 06-02-08:
Frank gives us word on his job prospects, as does Rory, and all the while,
the radio serials continue on, never ceasing! Hurrah!
Featuring:
- Decker & Hayes, Episode 05: "Hear the Whisper",
in which the ladies follow seperate deadliy paths towards the same
unfortunate end;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes
us long to hear his voice more and more;
- Debatitorium, Episode 04: "Torture",
asking if it is ethical to use torture in interrogations, or if
that sullies torture too much;
- a Frank Allen Interview following up on that debate,
checking in with government offical, General Rock Chevrolet;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 08: "Under the Mauve", featuring
the Flashpack on an adventure without team leader Max Thornfield;
- intriguing infighting with the hosts.
Amusing! Download it now!
Episode 010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only |
Episode
009: Pie Can Be Involved |
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Posted 05-26-08:
Frank has some special news this week, which causes him to line up a very
special and secret Frank Allen interview, along with the usual great
serials!
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 02: "Double Talk",
introducing Binary Girl gossiping with Voodoo Lady;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
about countries doing parenting;
- Track or Fiction?, Episode 07: "The Curse of Baphomet",
possibly the most educational episode of Tract of Fiction ever,
telling us a few different views of Free Masonry;
- a Frank Allen Interview specially arranged for this
episode, but on a secret topic, designed specifically to impress;
- boisterous braggadocio from the hosts.
Amazing! Download it now!
Episode 009: Pie Can Be Involved |
Episode
008: The Absolute Max |
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Posted 05-19-08:
The number of serials goes down, but the amount of content does not! Three
series, history, an interview, and more hosting than ever before!
Featuring:
- Epic Echoes, Episode 07: "How's Your Father?"
reuniting the team for the first time since the showdown in El Paso;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals
the final fate of Oscar Wilde;
- Track or Fiction?, Episode 06: "The Trick",
continuing the exposee on the truth behind Halloween;
- the return of Frank Allen Interviews, interviewing
pagan Satan-follower Brenda, from
"The Trick,";
- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 01: "Fantastic But True",
introducing Captain Fantasy in a frustrating discussion with Dr.
Fast;
- tumultuous tomfoolery from the hosts.
It's worth it. Download it now!
Episode 008: The Absolute Max |
Episode
007: Mothers Say Things to Children |
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Posted 05-12-08:
Jordan returns to rebuke his co-hosts, as they bring four serials featuring
mothers, trappers, traitors, and final choices. Oh, and fun, too.
Did I mention that?
Featuring:
- Like Mother, Episode 3: "Trials and Tribulations",
wherein Pandora's mother forces mattering into her hands;
- A clip from radio show Don't Believe It, a conspiracy
show to which Hope Darling made a call;
- Debatitorium, Episode 03: "Gay Marriage",
in which a possesed little girl and an annoying heiress decide
what gays can or cannot do;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 06: "Riders of Destiny",
bringing two of the Flashpack to the home of... the Floogles;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John explains
the true danger of littering;
- Guard Duty, Episode 06: "Turning the Table",
the end of series one, in which Foal speaks to Broadband about
resposibility, and what must be done;
- humorous japes from the hosts.
Sound good? Download it now!
Episode 007: Mothers Say Things
to Children |
Episode
006: The Laughing Place |
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Posted 05-05-08:
Jordan sits out a podcast, leaving Frank,
Rory, and Scape to do the podcast on their own... which leads them
into a bit of mischief, and a special
appearance from Satan.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Episode 5: "No Choices",
in which The Stallion and Peaseblossom discuss the state of the revised
history of the Earth Guard;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 05: "Boo!",
a frightening tale of the true origins of Halloween (which may
or may not be Satan's Birthday);
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
us why he hates the French;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 04: "Riddles and Liasons",
splitting Stella and Macy into different investigative tracks,
and bringing an unexpected reappearance;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 05: "Gains and Losses",
in which the Flashpack defeats one deadly foe at the cost of an
ally;
- High School Poetry, written by Jordan D. White, and
dug out of storage by the others for the purposes of embarassment;
- jokey chatter from the hosts.
You want it? Download it now!
Episode 006: The Laughing Place |
Episode
005: The Pangs of Utter Destruction |
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Posted 04-28-08:
Another episode packed to the brim with
content! Four serials, plus one ALL-NEW show... which likely won't
be continued. Hear it here first!
Featuring:
- Like Mother, Episode 2: "Trapped in a Box",
in which we learn a bit more of what Hope darling has planned for
her daughter;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John gives
us some very meaty information;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 04: "Gunslinger",
a tale of the old west, and what it takes for a killer to get into
heaven while a lawman burns;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 03: "Crossroads",
bringing Stella and Macy to a lunch break before spurring one of
them into action;
- Car Debate, Episode 01: Hillary vs. Obama, an all-new
Frank Allen debate show pilot... which may or may not be continued;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 04: "Call Off Cthulhu",
featuring the final coming of the mind-shattering ancient old one;
- bizarre musings by the hosts.
Who could resist? Download it now!
Episode 005: The Pangs of Utter
Destruction |
Episode
004: Not For Screwers Around |
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Posted 04-21-08:
A jam-packed fourth episode, featuring
a bit of a switcheroo, a put-out co-host, and good talk of some important
naps.
Featuring:
- Epic Echoes, Episode 3: "A Stitch in Time",
wherein the Flashback makes two important stops on their way to their
final showdown;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John disentangles
a tale of talking wolves and time travel;
- Debatitorium, Episode 2: "Women's Rights," where
Frank Allen presides over the final debate over whether women should
enjoy their rights;
- Where Are They Now in Debatitorium History, in which Rory
St. John brings us an important update on what has
happened since that debate's decision;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 03: "The Sissy?",
where a pair of truckers learn to regret calling Jesus a sissy;
- Guard Duty, Episode 04: "Cross Words",
with the Jack and Mr. Fahrenheit engaging in a friendly game of
Scrabble;
- wacky discussions by the hosts.
Who could resist? Download it now!
Episode 004: Not For Screwers
Around |
Episode
003: I Don't Care About Your Hotdog |
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Posted 04-14-08:
The third episode brings the final "premiere" of
our launch, along with three other series, all-new original bits, and no
Mexican content
whatsoever.
Featuring:
- Like Mother, Episode 1: "My Mother, the Killer",
the premiere of the paranoia-filled family drama in Carousel, NY;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 2: "Reverend Wonderful",
where we discuss whether you need to do good things to go to heaven;
- NO Frank Allen Interview, and certainly not with anyone
associated with Jack Chick, or who knows anything about him;
- Decker and Hayes, Episode 02: "Blue Plate Special",
in which the ladies try to find out what's so special at the
Blue Diner;
- This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about intestinal fortitude;
- Guard Duty, Episode 03: "Asking and Telling",
with Ocean Man and Peaseblossom revealing a few secrets;
- zany hijnks from the hosts.
Who could resist? Download it now!
Episode 003: I Don't Care About
Your Hotdog |
Episode
002: A Cesspool of Ignorance |
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Posted 04-07-08:
The second episode, and two more series
premiere, two continue, and two of our hosts have a showdown years in the
making.
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Episode 02: Working Hard or Hardly Working,
featuring The Stallion and Broadband arguing over the burdens of
heroism;
- Decker & Hayes, Episode 01: Parlortown Lows, the
first episode of the lesbian detective serial, where the duo takes
on a mysterious case;
- This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory
St. John teaches us an entirely different evolution;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Rory St. John,
which gets quite heated indeed;
- Debatitorium 2006, Episode 01: The Iraq War,
the first of many of the world's issues decided by Frank
Allen;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 02: Revelations, or the Kingdom Come,
the Flashpack reunites with President Jimmy Kovacs bearing startling
secrets;
- color commentary by the hosts.
Such a variety! Download it now!
Episode 002: A Cesspool of Ignorance |
Episode
001: Kiss and Make Up |
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Posted 03-31-08:
The premiere of Cast in Wax! Host Jordan D. White and
his panel of co-hosts,
Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape
White, bring you wax-work radio serials and comedy with all-new
introductions and bonus features!
Featuring:
- Guard Duty, Episode 01: Hopefully
Devoted, featuring
The Jack and Dr. Fast comparing secret origins;
- This Day in History and all-new feature, Where
Are They Now In History, Rory St. John's
historical fact and all-new historical update, with
a creamy moral
filling;
- Tract or Fiction?, Episode 01: Sin City,
asking whether homosexuality is a sin, or a sexy good time;
- a Frank Allen Interview with Devon White,
wife of series creator Jordan D. White, about her part
in the series;
- Epic Echoes, Episode 01: Goodbye Kiss,
the "final episode" of the Backwards Series,
where Max Thornfield and the Flashpack face their final
challenge from Drallus;
- color commentary by the hosts.
All that? Wow! Download it now!
Episode 001: Kiss and Make
Up |
Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers! |
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Posted 03-08-08:
An little test episode, making sure everything
is running smoothly with the podcast technology, and announcing
the start date of the real thing.
Featuring:
- A run down what show will be on the series;
- A completely fake and stupid episode of "This Day In
History";
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Me rambling about nothing, really.
What are you waiting for? Download it now!
Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers! |
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