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The Wax-Work Podcast

By Jordan D. White

Wax-work enters into the realm of the podcast with "Cast in Wax," first bringing all the wonderful radio serials from Welcome to the Wax-Work radio program to the virtual citizens of the internet, and now continuing on with all new audio serials. Hosted by Jordan D. White, with co-hosts Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White, with guest appearances by any Wax-Work actors and/or characters who happen to come about.

You can send in listener mail to Jordan, Frank, Rory, Scape, or anyone else involved by emailing to castinwax@gmail.com. We may even read your email on the next episode!

The podcast began on March 31st, 2008, the day before wax-work.com's sixth anniversary, and is currently updated bi-weekly, every other Monday.

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Most Recent Episode (01-23-12):

Episode 127: Why Are They Always Lying?

This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist, and girlfriend of Rory St. John, June joins the gang in discussing vegetarianism, animals, and mothers.

In this episode:

  • The finale of the epic mini-serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator!, resolving Chop and Slam's beef once and for now!
  • Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Paris Hilton and Bruce Springsteen!
  • The return of Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, in which Nathan finds himself in a local recruiting office for the US Army!
  • A sizable stack of listener mail!
  • An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a sinister version of Van Halen's morbid 80s classic, "Jump"!

Who said that! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and lies to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 127: Why Are They Always Lying?

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Episode 126: I Would Gladly Kill Every Animal

Posted 01-09-12:
We return for the New Year with Frank and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan got a new instrument to become obsessed with! Oh, and Scape is still kidnapped. That's sad.

In this episode:

  • The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop successfully catches his nemesis in his trap!
  • Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring presidential hopefuls!
  • The all-new spinoff, Hellworld Jackson: Death Hound of the Underworld! in which the titular detective gets an imponderable case!
  • A reasonable ream of listener mail!
  • A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of They Might Be Giants' "Brain Problem Situation."

Wake up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and bass tips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 126: I Would Gladly Kill Every Animal

Episode 125: It's a World of Dread and Fear

Posted 12-26-11:
It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there is a boatload of amazing Cast In Wax Christmas material to help out, along with his trusty ukulele! That oughtta do the trick, eh?

In this episode:

  • The relatively recent A Very Yuletide Christmas special, crossing over Nathan Van Etten, Slam Jackson, and more!
  • The classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug!" featuring Jack Chick's take on the classic Christmas story!
  • Four episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring famous seasonal celebrities!
  • The infamous Frank Allen Interview, in which Frank sets his sites on taking down Santa Claus!
  • Possibly the best Christmas bit in Cast in Wax history, the Scapie Stories From a Cat in the Dark retelling of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"!
  • A new holiday heap of listener mail!
  • Numerous holiday ukulele covers, including songs by Band Aid, The Kinks, The Vandals, and traditional seasonal classics!

Feed the world! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and consolation to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 125: It's a World of Dread and Fear

Episode 124: The Cat Was Howling

Posted 12-05-11:
With Scape still missing and presumed kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that not one but TWO missing persons cases will be wrapped up within the minutes of the episode...

In this episode:

  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam attempts to buy a new pair of shoes!
  • An episode of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with actor and King of England, James Stuart(...Stewart?)!
  • The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop attempts to spring his revengination on Slam Jackson!
  • A quick question of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover the Ass Ponys' song, "Mr. Superlove".

That's me! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 124: The Cat Was Howling

Episode 123: Perfect Smoke Ring

Posted 11-28-11:
After a few weeks of illness bouncing from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to speak. Unfortunately, what begins as a national holiday of thankfulness takes a turn for the sinister, and ends in tragedy. Listen, if you dare...

In this episode:

  • An all-new and all-different episode of the show @$$hole Watch...but maybe not the @$$hole Watch you're expecting!
  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam tries to pull the old switcheroo on his most annoying nemesis!
  • Three episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with celebrities Harry Wilson, Steve Titman, and Sharyl Casey!
  • The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop attempts to purchase some rope from a hardware store!
  • An opulent oodle of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover medley of Rebecca Black's Friday combined with Amanda Palmer's Oasis!

You know what it is! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cat butt shots to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 123: Perfect Smoke Ring

Episode 122: Age/Sex/Location

Posted 11-07-11:
Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this and more inside!

In this episode:

  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam finds himself in quite a jam while avoiding a personal topic!
  • An episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History in which Thomas Edison tells us all about FDR's 3rd election!
  • A special presentation of an episode of the 60s classic cartoon, Captain Webb: The Animated Series with an episode called "Spinning Wheels"!
  • The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which he encounters some vampire hunters in an unusual location!
  • A nice nattering of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of the Vandals' song "Fourteen"!

BEEEEEP! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and interesting diagrams to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 122: Age/Sex/Location

Episode 121: Music to Dip Candles By

Posted 10-31-11:
After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a happy one? You'll see inside...

In this episode:

  • The continuing exploration of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's return to the podcast!
  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a very personal fact about Slam is brought to light!
  • Four episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, and all themed for the Halloween holiday!
  • Premier of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! introducing the titular hero and his adverturational exploits!
  • A mound of moving listener mail!
  • A very special Scapie Stories / Pet Sounds presentation of the first movement of Scapie's thesis, The Call of Cthulhu, Part I: The Horror In Clay!

F'tagn! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and newspaper clippings to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 121: Music to Dip Candles By

Episode 120: White v. Allen

Posted 10-03-11:
This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire, have been brought before the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco for justice...once and for all!

In this episode:

  • The TRIAL OF THE...PODCAST, in the form of Jordan D. White squaring off, legally, against Frank Allen!
  • A sneaky bit of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's alleged theivery!
  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam squares off against a troll (but not Miss Ida Know, who is NOT a troll)!
  • An all-new episode of The Diner, in which there is a case of identity confusion and Jan-confusion!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the famous legal cast of O.J. Simpson!
  • The legal limit of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Rub One Out" from the film, 2gether!

Order! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal analysis to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 120: White v. Allen

Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton

Posted 09-19-11:
Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances.

In this episode:

  • A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme!
  • The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic!
  • The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film!
  • The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts!
  • A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful!
  • An enormous esophagusful of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More Time" by Daft Punk!

Celebrate! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and help to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton

Episode 118: Make Sure That You Don't Commit Crimes

Posted 09-12-11:
This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal influence?

In this episode:

  • The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, with news on Lyn Nelson's fortunes!
  • The even-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam deals with the incovenience of...his family!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the end of all beauracracy!
  • The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan wooing his lady-love, and being wooed by a lovely lady!
  • A dense dollop of listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats!

It's safe to dance! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hoodiehoo to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 118: Make Sure That You Don't Commit Crimes

Episode 117: I Had Hoped This Was A Comic Podcast

Posted 09-05-11:
Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded LIVE in front of eyes!

In this episode:

  • The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time featuing a special Lyn Nelson Interview revealing a grave miscarriage of justice!
  • The second episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Nathan Van Ettan's past returns...with Ice Cream!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the inner-life of Squeaky Fromme!
  • The final episode of season one of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, revealing the fate of Donnie and his lady-love!
  • A huge whopper of YOUR listener mail!
  • LIVE PHONECALLS from people listening to the show live!

Bless you, bless you! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and blessings to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 117: I Had Hoped This Was A Comic Podcast

Episode 116: God Should Get On That

Posted 08-29-11:
After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and Scapie his responsibilities.

In this episode:

  • The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time in which the hosts say nothing negative about Frank Allen whatsoever!
  • The first episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Slam's past returns...for blood!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the strange Shakespeare/Atahualpa/Frenchwoman gang!
  • An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets whats coming to someone else!
  • A goodly gob of YOUR listener mail!
  • A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of I Give Up's song The Secret of My Success!

I give up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and presents to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 116: God Should Get On That

Episode 115: Christmas In August

Posted 08-08-11:
Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps without goodwill towards ALL men.

In this episode:

  • The highly necessary return of @$$hole Watch, with a full recording of the theme song, to discuss the backstabbing liar who used to be on the show!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the life, death, and afterlife of Richard Nixon!
  • A special holiday special, A Very Yuletide Christmas, featuring most of the series we've currently been listening to!
  • A fine sampling of YOUR listener mail!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Why is the Sky Blue?" by James Kochalka Superstar!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrum pum! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio clips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 115: Christmas In August

Episode 114: The Real Frank Allen

Posted 08-01-11:
This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules. Things are happening, people!

In this episode:

  • An all-new Donnie Palombo's Clubhouse of Super Villainy in which Donnie comes clean with his super-heroine girlfriend!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the financial fate of Christopher Columbus!
  • The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search For Frank, ending with us hearing from Frank Allen himself!
  • A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of Taylor Swift's song Fifteen!

AIIIIEEEE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 114: The Real Frank Allen

Episode 113: We Don't Have Any Other Friends

Posted 07-25-11:
Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of a bum as Jordan suspected.

In this episode:

  • A singing contest that you, yes, YOU can enter!
  • An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan enters a contest that no one else cares about!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning every historical figure ever, and fire!
  • A surprise episode of everyone's favorite radio show designed only to talk about Frank Allen Fandom, Frankly Speaking!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of They Might Be Giants!

Oof! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 113: We Don't Have Any Other Friends

Episode 112: Controlling Entropy

Posted 07-11-11:
Jordan is back! Rory is back! Scapie is still here! Frank is still not here! THIS is the status of the hosts for this episode, the one-hundred-twelfth in a series of indefinitely open-endedness! But listen--for there is a special guest in this episode, Doctor Mike Pembleton, without whom Jordan would not be able to record this week. Give him thanks!

In this episode:

  • An all-new (to us) epsiode of The Diner, which is slightly less all-new than the previous one aired because it takes place before it!
  • An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the duel you heard about in that Milk ad!
  • Yet another episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search For Frank, this time taking Slam to the depressed land of Russia!
  • Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of The Spice Girls!

Be a little bit wiser! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and disbelief to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Episode 112: Controlling Entropy

Episode 111: The Scapiecast - Scapecast, with Scapie

Posted 07-04-11:
OK, um, so like, once upon a time Scapie had to do a pocast by himself, pretty much. I mean, like, Jordan was there for a while, but then he took a nap. So, like, Scapie had to do the rest of the podcast himself, so it was, like, the best podcast that was ever cast. And it had shows and stuff on it, too. Bonus.

In this episode:

  • There is totally and episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy with a dude tied up and people try to save him and stuff!
  • One episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History that Scapie did, himself. For reals!
  • A super cool episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist of The Search For Frank, where Slam Jackson is looking for Frank Allen and meets someone cool!
  • An episode of Don't Believe It about Area 51 that is perfect for napping through!
  • Jordan doing a ukulele cover of one of Scapie's Songs!

No-oo-woh! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and moist food to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 111: The Scapiecast - Scapecast, with Scapie

Episode 110: Alphabetize the Napkins!

Posted 06-27-11:
With Jordan and Frank BOTH still missing, Jordan's wife Devon White and friend Lyn Nelson take matters and podcasts into their own hands, and join regular co-hosts Rory St. John and Scape White for this, the one-hundred-tenth episode of Cast in Wax! Will all this estrogen sit well with the listeners?

In this episode:

  • The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which the Diner is shut down for many reasons, and Jen is insulted for few to no reasons!
  • Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the awfulness of the French!
  • Another ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, the second episode of The Search For Frank, this time, featuring Slam in Mongolia!
  • A second special audio recording sent in by Jordan's kidnappers, the vigilante group known as the Binghamton Bruisers!
  • A quick ukulele cover of Ranma 1/2 Season 1 Theme "Don't Make Me Wild Like You"!

Yappa-pa! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio files to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 110: Alphabetize the Napkins!

Episode 109: Well Prepared Legs of Lamb

Posted 06-13-11:
Again, the podcast returns with only two hosts: Rory St. John and Scape White. With Frank Allen missing for OVER SIX MONTHS and now Jordan having been kidnapped, our two remaining emcees do their best to be strong and carry on in the face of adversity.

In this episode:

  • A special audio recording sent in by Jordan's kidnappers, the vigilante group known as the Binghamton Bruisers!
  • An all-new Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, wherein Donnie's fellow villain Titus Andronicus reveals his plan!
  • Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the death of Aaron Burr!
  • Another ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, the second episode of The Search For Frank, in which Slam takes Somalia!
  • A quick ukulele cover of Bennie and the Jets by Elton John!

D-D-D-D-Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio files to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 109: Well Prepared Legs of Lamb

Episode 108: And God Was Never Seen Again...

Posted 06-06-11:
After two weeks of no podcast, the show returns...with only two co-hosts. Why would yet another host of Cast In Wax go missing? Can you think of anyone who might want to do hard to one of our magnificent MCs? Find out within....

In this episode:

  • The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which a very tasteful sculpture is sculpted and a sandwich is made!
  • Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the post-life adventures of Joan of Arc!
  • An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten, taking Nathan to a place he's never been before...the dentist's office!
  • An ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, the first episode of The Search For Frank, documenting Slam's quest to find Frank Allen!
  • A quick ukulele cover of The Diamond Song by the Bicycats!

Waugh! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and ransom notes to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 108: And God Was Never Seen Again...

Episode 107: I Find That Acceptable

Posted 05-16-11:
Back from a week off to attend a podcast-related wedding, Jordan, Rory and Scapie retuen with Patsy Kennedy in tow! Can even the host of KSAC radio's hit syndicated radio program, Don't Believe It, help our heroes get through the fallout from the Morality Machine? Yeah, probably.

In this episode:

  • An extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, episode X, revealing how you, too, can write an episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!
  • Two weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the fearsome legend of Captain Blood!
  • The first ever nationally syndicated episode of Exposed!'s new series, Curious About Serial Killers, hosted by Frank Allen!
  • A quick ukulele cover of In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face by Draco and the Malfoys!

Hey now! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and death threats to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 107: I Find That Acceptable

Episode 106: Blowing Up The World, It Seems

Posted 05-02-11:
Thankfully, the world has survived another week of the Reign of the Morality Machine, and Jordan has grudgingly provided us with another podcast! Jordan gets mad, Rory fears for his life, and Scape learns about negative numbers as the morality index dips to its lowest point yet!

In this episode:

  • An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten, bringing up one of Jordan's favorite topics--comic books!
  • This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the secret origins of the Loch Ness Monster!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, finishing the first season of Slam Jackson with the revelation of his secret nemesis!
  • A ukulele version of a song we first hear 100 episodes ago!

Waah! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and death threats to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 106: Blowing Up the World, It Seems

Episode 105: Not As Far As I Hope

Posted 04-25-11:
Five weeks, five episodes! Could it be a return to the golden age of the podcast? Or is this the last episode of the podcast the world will ever see? I suppose only next week can tell us! But for now, we have another guest-host filling in the spot Frank Allen left vacant...Mr. Edgemont Montpellier!

In this episode:

  • An all-new Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again, wherein the guys help the Hitlers with a bit of planning!
  • This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the source of old/young misunderstanding!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson goes up against a villain very familiar to the podcast!
  • Some rather heady and heavy discussion of 33rd Street, Obama, morality, and the end of all things!

Uh-oh. Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and begging for life to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 105: Not As Far As I Hope

Episode 104: What The Hell, Indeed

Posted 04-18-11:
Four episodes in one month! That hasn't happened since...August of 2009! Is Jordan serious about the podcast being weekly again?!? Holy crap! This week, we've got another extra special guest host brought to the podcast by Rory...but we'll leave his identity for the 2nd act reveal it is in the podcast itself. Brace yourself!

In this episode:

  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson gets into the most fight-like fight we've ever heard him fight!
  • This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, giving us the history of the USB!
  • An all-new Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, but this time with 100 percent less Donnie Palumbo!
  • Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of Belle and Sebastian's song Seeing Other People!

Ja! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and helpfulness to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 104: What The Hell, Indeed

Episode 103: A Special And Insidious Warning

Posted 04-11-11:
This episode, via the magic of the internet and a program called "Skype" (not Scape, he did not really help at all) our regular hosts are joined by special guest-host and friend of the show, Charles Berman. The boys discuss the all-new Morality Machine, and...well, mostly they discuss the Morality Machine. It's a big deal.

In this episode:

  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam fights NO ONE AT ALL!
  • This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the Martian Invasion!
  • An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten, bringing the homelessness problem home for Nathan!
  • Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of Ben Folds' song Landed!

Plop!! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and mushrooms to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Episode 103: A Special And Insidious Warning

Episode 102: Spankings For Life

Posted 04-04-11:
The show appears to be back to a weekly schedule after all! At least, so far. But this episode brings big changes not for the podcast, but for the world at large. But it's good! It's very very good, and I am happy to have you graciously listening to the podcast, thank you ever so much!

In this episode:

  • An epsiode of Frank Allen Interviews, speaking to protestor Reggie Herald about his attack on the Olympic Games!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam struggles to get the proper amount of sleep!
  • An all-new episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, this time featuring Donnie checking his voice mail!
  • This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the fallout of the civil rights movement!
  • Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of the X-Men Cartoon Theme!

Snikt!! Download it now!
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Episode 102: Spankings For Life

Episode 101: The Pain is Extreme Like Doritos

Posted 03-28-11:
After an absurdly long absence and just in time for the 3rd anniversary of the Cast in Wax Podcast, Jordan announces his intention to return to weekly episodes of the podcast. But with only two co-hosts and the daunting task of the marketing machine hanging over his head, is there really any way he can pull that off? Find out next week!

In this episode:

  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson picks someone up at the airport!
  • The fifth episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan dealing with affairs of the heart and stomach!
  • Another six full epsidoes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History...dealing with communism, the Waco incident, and nuclear power!
  • The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by Kanye West!

So extreme! Download it now!
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Episode 101: The Pain is Extreme Like Doritos

Episode 100: A Convergent Age of Silmultaneous Kinship

Posted 02-14-11:
THIS IS IT! Cast in Wax's super-special, extra-spectacular 100th episode you've been waiting for! Jordan, Scape, and Rory celebrate 100 episodes with a super-sized spectacular with more meaty bits than you can shake a stick at! Trust me when I say there are some amazing surprises in here for long time fans of the show! Don't wait--listen now!

In this episode:

  • Celebration and some unexpected unhappiness from the hosts!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson proves more popular than he can stand!
  • The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which a mysterious and nearly indecipherable conversation is overheard!
  • The next episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, wherein Donnie learns what Titus really wants with his clubhouse!
  • The fourth episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan dealing with the hazards of usury!
  • An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again, featuring a confrontation/intervention!
  • Six full epsidoes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History...dealing with resurrections, clones, and fines!
  • Plus, four super-special, ultra-secret shows that long-time listeners will be thrilled to hear! And yeah--these are what held the episode up for so long...but they are worth it!
  • The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Peaches & Crime!

Don't delay! Download it now!
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Episode 100: A Convergent Age of Simultaneous Kinship

Episode 099: Dontbelieveitalk

Posted 01-10-11:
Busy with preparations for the epic one-hundreth episode of Cast in Wax, Jordan turns the podcasts over to two luminaries of the radio world...from Politalk, pundit and commentarian Wally Russman! And from Don't Believe It, the expert in all things conspiratory, Patsy Kennedy! With two broadcasting geniuses on the show at the same time...anything could be said. And it probably is! It's a ridiculously and needlessly oversized 99th episode spectacular!

In this episode:

  • Nearly ceaseless debate between the two hosts!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes in a little light opera...or does he?!?
  • Another insane round of argumentation between the broadcasters!
  • The next episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, wherein Donnie becomes comrades with the evil Titus Eroticus!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History dealing with the many talents of Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
  • The third episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan attempting to go campaigning...I mean camping.
  • The return of The Diner, featuring the owner of the diner, and yet another new employee!
  • An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again, featuring revelations about robot programming abuse!
  • EVEN FREAKING MORE contrarianism by the commentators!

You need it! Download it now!
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Episode 099: Dontbelieveitalk

Episode 098: No Point In Getting Too Festive

Posted 12-24-10:
Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work Christmas bits! Have a happy holidays (if you have not joined a boycott of some sort) and we'll see you in the New Year!

In this episode:

  • A pleasant ukulele and voice version of the Scapie penned "Merry Xmas (If You're Lucky)" by Jordan!
  • The holiday classic A Christmas Carol as presented on Scapie Stories!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes out the trash only to be confronted by...himself?!
  • The third episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, featuring Donnie's first super-villainous encounter with his girlfriend!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for Christmas Day!
  • The second episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan trying to get guitar lessons from a friend!
  • The return of Politalk with Wally Russman, in which Wally takes on the topic of Jordan's proposed Market Machine...for good or for ill!
  • Yet another version of A Christmas Carol in the form of the classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug"!

COUGH COUGH COUGH! Download it now!
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Episode 098: No Point In Getting Too Festive

Episode 097: Take Me To Your Ringleader

Posted 12-13-10:
The show is feeling the loss of one of its component parts, but thankfully becomes packed to the brim to help make up for it. Two songs, three serials, one gameshow, and a special visitor all combine to what is, frankly, a terrific episode.

In this episode:

  • The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Metallica!
  • A telephonic visit from good friend of the show Michael "Temporary Card" Makowski, to discuss ants, penguins, the definition of "know", and space news!
  • A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring a surprising reunion brought about by a less surprising reunion!
  • The second episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, in which Donnie decides what sort of super villain he shall become to win his girlfriend's love!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History bringing to us the truth about filthy Irishmen!
  • An all-new series Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, featuring scenes from the life of Frank Allen's former classmate and uninteresting person, Nathan!
  • Another all-new show, Why Should You Win?, the gameshow in which players convince President Byron Samuels why they should win!
  • The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's third project for the semester, the lovely "Lick the Bowl," and his essay of introduction!
  • A smattering of listener mail!
  • But email us, for reals.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Download it now!
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Episode 097: Take Me To Your Ringleader

Episode 096: Once Every How Many Times A Day Or So?

Posted 11-29-10:
Another amazing episode of the podcast, and this time we are jam-packed to the brim full of content! All four hosts are present, one of them having gone through a life-changing event...and also one of them doing something very strange in the course of the episode. I hope he's OK.

In this episode:

  • The very first by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Scissor Sisters!
  • All-new show from a fan-favorite, Harry Wilson Finds You Love, in which the infamous tooth-janitor brings the romance for a lovely young lady!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History regarding the true meaning of Thanksgiving!
  • A special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring the conclusion to a longstanding mystery of Cast In Wax!
  • An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again in which one robot comes clean with a former loved one!
  • All-new show Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, featuring the adventures of young Donnie Palumbo as he sets off down the path of evil...for love!
  • Yet another episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring a dastardly trap in seemingly the most innocent of places!
  • The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's second project for the semester, "Claws In You" and his essay of introduction!
  • A pleasant bit of listener mail!
  • Send us mail, ok?

Hoopla! Download it now!
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Episode 096: Once Every How Many Times A Day Or So?

Episode 095: Sweet Crackers!

Posted 11-15-10:
We're back with our four regular co-hosts for a podcast full of shocking twists! What song does Jordan open the podcast with? What has Scape been working on? Why does no one like Rory? What filthy thing has Frank been doing? Who will issue an ultimatum? And which host has devised a world-changing system to replace capitalism? Listen if you dare!

In this episode:

  • The 4th episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring dentistry and the deadliest game of all!
  • Likewise, the 4th episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again with even more datistry!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History regarding the gun-toting politians of the United States!
  • All-new show, Politalk with Wally Russman, for those who think the show is unbalaced towards Jordan's Socialist views!
  • The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's first project for the semester, "Mess On Your Hands" and his essay of introduction!
  • A COMPLETE FAILURE TO RECEIVE listener mail!
  • Do you believe me now? We need mail.

Queequeg! Download it now!
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Episode 095: Sweet Crackers!

Episode 094: The Halloween Protest Extravaganza!

Posted 11-01-10:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN (or not, if you've joined the protest)! Why is this episode so long? It's the second longest episode ever. And it doesn't even have all four hosts on it! Although it does have a special guest host...I guess it's to celebrate/protest the holiday, right? Right? Find out inside...

In this episode:

  • Special guest host Lyn Nelson!
  • A revolutionary new economy to replace the tired free market capitalism!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History regarding the sad history of George Lucas!
  • All new radio serial The Diner, in which a Diner is entered into!
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Richard O'Brien's "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," to a headless mouse ghost!
  • An INSANELY LARGE batch of listener mail!
  • A special Halloween themed entry into Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers!
  • GIVE US MORE MAIL!

Shpadoinkle! Download it now!
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Episode 094: The Halloween Protest Extravaganza!

Episode 093: Hot Podcasto

Posted 10-18-10:
The episodes just keep getting longer! Can this keep up? I con't imagine it can, no. I mean, in a month or two it would become completely unwieldy. Eventually, it would take long enough to listen to it that new episodes would be out before you finished. By that point, it would become impossible to record episodes in time to put them out, too. So, let's not worry about that.

In this episode:

  • A hot-potato-style hosting segment with Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scape!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, about the foundation of the Rock Institute of Rock!
  • The 3rd episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, with auto-mechanicery!
  • Likewise, the 3rd episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again with datery!
  • Pseudohistory and Me, featuring Daniel Schwartz "making things up"!
  • A decent portion of listener mail!
  • The return of a song from the archives of Cast in Wax!
  • GIVE US MORE MAIL!

Yeah! Download it now!
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Episode 093: Hot Podcasto

Episode 092: Not Very Helpful, But Okay

Posted 10-04-10:
The longest episode since our return from the netherworld of non-podcasting, it will come as no surprise it's got more in it than any episode since then. Did you think we would jsut have a few minutes of silence in the middle? That would be stupid. Actually...that could be cool, no one would expect it. Maybe someday.

In this episode:

  • A lot of great chat topics for Scapey, Rory, Frank, and Jordan!
  • Another Extra History Now about Lyn and murder!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, about the Russians' involvement in Kennedy's death!
  • The second episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again!
  • Likewise, the second episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!
  • Thomas Edison Illuminates You, from friend/father-in-law of the show!
  • A METRIC CRAPTON of listener mail!
  • Keep it up, faithful listener!

WA-HOO! Download it now!
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Episode 092: Not Very Helpful, But Okay

Episode 091: Hastily-Pulled Valve Syndrome

Posted 09-20-10:
Another exciting episode of Cast In Wax now that it has returned to the netwaves, this one packed full of new experiences! Five hosts, two serials, and one day in history add up to...eight. But eight funs. So you will have eight funs if you listen to this.

In this episode:

  • Special guest-hosts, friend of (most of) the show, Lyn Nelson!
  • A special Extra History Now for Lyn, regarding murder!
  • The first episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing why Americans cannot relate to foreigners!
  • The first episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!
  • NONE of YOUR listener mail (no matter who you are)!
  • Are you going to write into us now? ARE YOU?!?

I do! Download it now!
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Episode 091: Hastily-Pulled Valve Syndrome

Episode 090: It's Super, But It's Not Necessary

Posted 09-13-10:
We're back for the second week in a row, and this time, we're bringing a bug announcement about the future of the show! You know you want to hear that! Plus, even though there are only two hosts this episode, it's longer than last weeks! How does that work?

In this episode:

  • A special announcement, which is related to...
  • The all-new segment, Frankly Speaking, episode 40!
  • The return of several past guests!
  • Lots and lots of ego-stroking!
  • More of YOUR listener mail (if you are Charles or Billy)!
  • Do you see a pattern that involves us needing more people to write in?

I do! Download it now!
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Episode 090: It's Super, But It's Not Necessary

Episode 089: Whose Milk Is It Anyway?

Posted 09-06-10:
What's this? A new episode from Cast in Wax? Were you expecting that? I bet you were not. So, is this the big, special episode Jordan promised would be next? No. But he talks about it inside. Instead, it's the new podcast--more discussion based, more casual. But with all the same Frank and Rory bickering and Scapie ego you've come to love.

In this episode:

  • Frank Allen's continued adventures in gainful employment!
  • The Queen's Institute for Extra-Historical Studies is open for business!
  • A debate over the usage and ownership of milk!
  • Feline medical woes!
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing how sudoku could have saved a president!
  • YOUR listener mail (if you are Charles or Billy)!

Nice! Download it now!
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Episode 089: Whose Milk Is It Anyway?

Episode 088: America But Better But Better

Posted 07-05-10:
Holy crap, this is a big episode. This is the last episode of the podcast in its current form--the last of the original, previously-recorded wax-work radio shows ends here in this doublt-sized episode! What is the future of the podcast? Come listen to get a hint. But for now, this is your last chance to hear Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scapie!

Featuring:

  • Ultimate Debatitorium: "Why?" in which two champion debatiators face off on the ultimate question to see who is the Ultimate Debatiator;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, covering FIVE WEEKS of history with three guest hosts;
  • a Frank Allen Interview "Dinterview" Dinner Interview special with the winner of Ultimate Debatitorium over a splendid Chinese food meal;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT V of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to the loser of Ultimate Debatitorium;
  • a life changing bit of listener mail;
  • massive ammends amongst the hosts.

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 088: America But Better But Better

Episode 087b: Moon Cosmic Interlude

Posted 06-29-10:
It's been far too long since the last episode, but believe us--Jordan is hard at work on some extra special things for the last two episodes of this volume of Cast In Wax. He's working on stuff so special, it's taking extralong. I know, I know, you miss the sound of his voice. Well, here's a minute and a half to tide you over.

Next episode coming soon! Really!

Episode 087b: Moon Cosmic Interlude

Episode 087: Title of Episode

Posted 05-31-10:
Now that Frank Allen is out of jail, the gang is all back together and one big happy family! ... ok, I am lying. The gang is more uncomfortable together than ever before--will they manage to fall apart before the podcast ends, with only 3 episodes to go?

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 11: "Chosen Sacrifice, the Series Premiere," the FIRST episode of Epic Echoes, answering questions you didn't know you had;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with a special guest substitute discussing Morse Code and Seinfeld;
  • a Frank Allen Interview also with a special, fill-in host due to Frank's...condition;
  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 11: "Finally," featuring the Stallion and Suspiria...and the final fate of the Earth Guard;
  • Just a smidge of listener mail;
  • a PUI by one of the hosts.

Uh-oh. Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 087: Title of Episode

Episode 086: Those Tortoise-Schlomping Nazis
Brought It Back Up

Posted 05-17-10:
Three weeks after the last show, three hosts show up to record another episode. Where is Frank Allen? How do the two series finales this week come out? And most importantly, will the podcast continue after the serials end? Find out this week!

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 11: "All Wrapped Up," the series finale of wax-work's first serial drama, the lesbian detectives meet their final fate;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a story from Rory's youth;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 11: "Holocaust" the final tract, revealing the truth of World War II, and a very special debate;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT IV of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to Jordan Robot ;
  • the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's final project for the semester, "Cat Is Sleeping" and his essay introduction;
  • a piece special listener mail;
  • a bit of disagreement amongst the hosts.

Hoo boy. Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 086: Those Tortoise-Schlomping Nazis Brought It Back Up

Episode 085: What's So Amazing About Really Deep Thoughts?

Posted 04-26-10:
After a three week absence, Jordan, Frank, and Rory return with the breath smelling pleasantly of watermelon. Scapie, on the other hand, has a voice of SOLID GOLD. Cast in Wax is back with all the mush-mouthery you've been craving the past three weeks!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 10: "The Final Domino," the penultimate episode of the series, answering questions you didn't even know you had;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring an epic battle we all know from our youths;
  • a Frank Allen Interview podcast chat-edition featuring stand-up commediant JP Thomson in casual conversation with Frank;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 11: "Regeneration," ther SERIES FINALE, in which many questions are answered, and many final choices are made;
  • the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's brand new cover, Tori Amos's "Silent All These Years";
  • NO listener mail;
  • chewing by the hosts.

OM NOM NOM! Download it now!
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Episode 085: What's So Amazing About Really Deep Thoughts?

Episode 084: Like Nothing You Ever Done Seen

Posted 04-05-10:
There's good news in store for Mr. Frank Allen. And bad news. But then more good news. All the while, Rory and Jordan look on with interest, a gleam in both their eyes...and Scapie sleeps it off. As we draw closer and closer to the end of our series, things start to heat up.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 10: "Fences and Bridges," featuring the Stallion and Broadband deciding the final fate of the Earth Guard;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the story of a long-lived doctor;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 10: "Soul Story" a tale that is almost guaranteed to offend...a sort of "Blaxalvation" story;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT III of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to Good Hitler;
  • a whole lotta listener mail;
  • strange choices by the hosts.

FHGWGDS! Download it now!
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Episode 084: Like Nothing You Ever Done Seen

Episode 083: Disloyalty Seems to Be the Byword

Posted 03-22-10:
This is a very contentious episode! I am not sure if Jordan was in a bad mood, or what, but he lays into all three co-hosts! Frank about his living conditions, Rory about his ruse, and Scapie about his grades! But I think you will enjoy it. He does not yell at you.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 10: "What a Piece of Work," the penultimate episode of the Parlortown Dicks;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring two important world leader betrayals;
  • a Frank Allen Interview for the whole family featuring Minky, world famous Muppet performer;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 09: "Driven to Distraction" wherein we meet President Restam Sal--hey what's that over there?;
  • a small tablespoon of listener mail;
  • yelling by the hosts.

WHOOMP! Download it now!
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Episode 083: Disloyalty Seems to Be the Byword

Episode 082: You're Going to Keep Taking It

Posted 03-08-10:
Back from their botched attempt at going to Binghamton, the four hosts return to the netwaves with a show so chock full of show, they have to limit their talking again. But the excitement does not stop!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Follow the Leader," featuring the Stallion rallying the remaining members of the Guard to save the team;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the truth behind Lee Harvey Oswald;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 11: "Evolution," in which two debators square off on this hot-button issue to reveal the debatiator of the year;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT II of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to a PriceWaterhouse Whistleblower;
  • a heaping bowl of listener mail;
  • audible rolling by the hosts.

POOOOOOOOOOM! Download it now!
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Episode 082: You're Going to Keep Taking It

Episode 081: A Limited Number of Monkeys

Posted 02-22-10:
A week later than expected, but here we are! Contemplating a shift in scheduling, Jordan, Scapie, Frank, and Rory get together for the most yellingest epsiode in a while! Is everyone mad at everyone? Or do we just yell because we care? Maybe both?

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 08: "Voices of Evil" wherein we learn the secret history of many of the supervillains the Flashpack has faced;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring America's top evil secret agent;
  • a Frank Allen Interview special investigation into the seedy underbelly of internet dating, in which Frank promises a TRIPLE EXPOSEE;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 10: "The Heart of the Maze," in which Bobby and Pandy draw ever closer to the center of the mystery of CASK;
  • two joyful bits of listener mail;
  • hoodeehoo by the hosts.

GAARRRGGHHH! Download it now!
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Episode 081: A Limited Number of Monkeys

Episode 080: Verily, Shake That Thing

Posted 02-08-10:
How about that Super Bowl, huh? Lot's of, uh, football in it, for sure! And people running and, like, tackling things. I mean, other people. Right? Wow! And what better way to come down off that sporting high than listing to people talk about things and imagining what is happening with them? Am I right?

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 08: "Attention Past Due," featuring Broadband and Mister Fahrenheit and some interesting media coverage;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring witches and non-witches alike;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 09: "Happy Hour!" the tale of an alcoholic dad and the satan that was responsible for his afliction;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT I of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to a very special football player;
  • the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's brand new ballad, the oh-so-tender "MF";
  • a saddening emptiness where listener mail should be;
  • off-sides scrimmaging by the hosts.

Touchdown! Download it now!
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Episode 080: Verily, Shake That Thing

Episode 079: But, You're My Friends!

Posted 02-01-10:
Last week, during the editing of the show, technical difficulties kept Jordan from putting up a new show. As a result, here is last week's show, a week late, with a tiny bit of extra content. At least one of our hosts will feel like crap by the time it's over. At least.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Past Forgotten," wherein the ladies meet with the highly unlikely daughter of Mayor Glass;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring TWO episodes... I promise...just wait for it...;
  • a special edition of A*****e Watch hosted by Rory St. John and Scape White interviewing television producer Steve Brennan of NewsFront;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 07: "Of Death?" featuring the Flashpack and their "good friends" Puck and the infamous Sultan of Ice;
  • a smidgen of Valentine's Day mail;
  • dream crushing of the hosts.

Ow! Download it now!
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Episode 079: But, You're My Friends!

Episode 078: Well, Wasn't That Interesting?

Posted 01-18-10:
Cast in Wax continues its inexorable march to the end of the serials as Frank Allen puts on a professional face, Rory St. John brings back an old favorite segment, Jordan D. White feels much peppier, and Scapie White gets some much needed rest. And, the return of the ukulele theme songs!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 07: "Two Down," featuring Binary Girl and The Stallion... and a special appearance by a non-member of the Guard;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a terrible episode of the first and cruel episode of the second;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 08: "Cleo," the tale of a lovable scamp of a puppy dog that somehow leads people to Jesus;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado," to Frank Allen;
  • NO MAIL AGAIN;
  • rauccous ribbing betwixt the hosts.

TOOOOOOOOOOOT! Download it now!
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Episode 078: Well, Wasn't That Interesting?

Episode 077: If My Boss Calls, Tell Him It's Water

Posted 01-11-10:
Welcome back from the Abyss of the holidays! Cast in Wax is back with all four hosts intact, but with three of them having made some major life changes! Who has given up what? Who has founded what? You're going to have to listen to find out!

Featuring:

  • Like Daughter, Episode 09: "Three to One," in which Pandora saves CASK from CASK?!?;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us four days in history featuring French Knights and silent Euros;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 10: "Stem Cells," in which we investigate the morality of using embrionic stem cells for scientific research;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Amyas Northcote's "The Steps," to a former medical doctor;
  • a small bit of listener mail;
  • good-hearted arguing amongst the hosts.

What-the-hey! Download it now!
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Episode 077: If My Boss Calls, Tell Him It's Water

Episode 076: Jesus, How the Years Seem to Fly

Posted 12-14-09:
Merry Christmas! It's Christmastime here on the wax-work, and... well, technically, it's Hanukkah, but Christmastime is sort of an all-encompasing term for the entire December season, right? I mean, it could be, right? Well... anyway, there is a bunch of Christmas themed stuff on the show, and no Hanukkah stuff, so... yeah. Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Out of Mind," wherein follow leads to find that Parlortown's dirty nature can sometimes be a boon;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us how the French saved mankind from a death-ray;
  • an all-new holiday-themed Frank Allen Interview with Santa Claus in which Frank gets to the bottom of things;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 06: "Cry Havok," featuring the Flashpack squaring off against the master of war, Kreigmeister and his robot dogs;
  • the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's Christmas song, the instant classic "Merry Christmas (If You're Lucky)";
  • another dryspell for listener mail;
  • high rolling from the hosts.

Ho! Download it now!
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Episode 076: Jesus, How the Years Seem to Fly

Episode 075: Scrunchy-sqaulch-a-thok-dekka-pow!

Posted 12-07-09:
The amazing Seventy-Fifth episode of Cast in Wax! The show is show ultra-jam-packed that we have to use one of Jordan's patented randomizing techniques to make the host segment go more smoothly than usual. On this, the 68th anniverary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the boys of Cast in Wax bring you an audible sonic pick-me-up!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 06: "Guilty Looking," featuring Peaseblossom and Bumblebee and some wacky sexual hijinx...kind of;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with this somber day in WWII;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 07: "The Bull," in which a prison gets a new "shot-caller"... though not as powerful a shot-caller as Jesus;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Edward D. Wood Jr's "Plan 9 From Outer Space," to Dr. Vernon Jones;
  • high rolling from the hosts.

GO! Download it now!
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Episode 075: Scrunchy-sqaulch-a-thok-dekka-pow!

Episode 074: Kick Switzerland Out of the Universe

Posted 11-30-09:
Thanksgiving-time is here again, and the boys on the podcast are celebrating what THEY are thankful for by having a nice little meal together and bringing you some ALL-NEW content here on the podcast! Jordan hosts, Scapie chows, and Frank and Rory both present new pilots for segments! Enjoy, and make sure to write into us at castinwax@gmail.com and let us know what you think!

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Unreasonable Doubt," wherein the ladies are confronted by their nemesis in their very own lair;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with a secret army, you need to know about;
  • Rory St. John's All-New pilots, with six new shows featuring Rory's amazing talents of Extra-History and astounding new morals for you to take to heart;
  • Car Debate, the New Pilot, "Universal Health Care," in which Frank solves the problems of the previous Car Debate, and the debaters solve the Health Care problem;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 05: "Old and Wise," featuring Flashpack coming face-to-face with themselves from the future;
  • begging for listener mail;
  • persuasive piloteering from the hosts.

P'shaw! Download it now!
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Episode 074: Kick Switzerland Out of the Universe

Episode 073: Ok, Like, So, For Once Upon a Time...

Posted 11-23-09:
...there was this, like, podcast, right? And it was like... "Doh doh dee doh, I am a podcast." But so like it had four hosts. Jordan was one, and Frank was one, and Rory, but REALLY, there was one called Scapie. And Scapie was a really good singer, you know? And so he was like "Singing!" but like all the time, and people were like "Guess what? That is good." So there. The End.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 05: "Now You See Me," featuring Voodoo lady and the Argus... and someone actually sees Foal! No, serious;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with an event full of charlatans;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 06: "Four Angels," in which, shockingly, four sibling come to different ends depending on their religious choices;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of The CONCLUSION of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Thomas Alva Edison;
  • an update in listener mail;
  • outstanding oracularity from the hosts.

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Episode 073: Ok, Like, So, For Once Upon a Time...

Episode 072: The Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech

Posted 11-16-09:
...and then, three weeks later, to podcast returns! Yes, you have the Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech... but I think we've had enoungh of that. Jordan brings the podcast back from the ether with Scapie singing, Frank complaining, and Rory talking out of his ass. So, business as usual returns.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 04: "Work It Out," featuring Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom... only reversed;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with three days and a full decade worth of history;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 09: "Wire Tapping," in which some identity confusion occurs, and the government listens in;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART FIVE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Georgio;
  • problems and grades in listener mail;
  • astounding aboundment from the hosts.

Yo! Download it now!
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Episode 072: The Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech

Episode 071: Concert of Audible Sonic Katzenjammers

Posted 10-26-09:
This week, we get confirmation of what nationality Rory isn't, Frank Allen gets to laugh at him heartily, Jordan brings out a special new technological wonder, and Scapie premieres yet another new song. Ding!

Featuring:

  • Like Daughter, Episode 08: "Abandon All Hope," in which Pandora learns of another boatload of CASKs;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with loads of carnivorous Russians;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 04: "Sacrificial Alter," featuring the first appearance of Alter-Earth and a big change for Slotter;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Hector, the flying pig, about Swine Flu, with a guest appearance by Prof. Edmond Price;
  • the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's newest song, "Rubik's Heart," in the style of the 1980s;
  • a lack of listener mail;
  • truth from the hosts.

Ding! Download it now!
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Episode 071: Concert of Audible Sonic Katzenjammers

Episode 070: Jupiter Tooo

Posted 10-12-09:
This week, Rory seems a bit more desperate than usual, Scape is his usual self-centered self, Jordan tries to move things along, and Frank is dealing with an all-new piece of technology: an "expensive" "new" "portable" computer. Fun for the ages!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 03: "Ones and Zeroes," featuring Binary Girl and Dr. Fast wading through a lot of insecurity;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the chaos caused by the banging of a shoe;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 05: "The Visitors," bringing us deep into Jack T. Chick's understanding of the (admittedly very odd) Mormon faith;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART FOUR of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Dr. Stellof;
  • a micron of listener mail;
  • Beeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp from the hosts.

AHA!Download it now!
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Episode 070: Jupiter Tooo

Episode 069: Nobody Likes Those Drips

Posted 10-05-09:
There is nothing unsual about this slightly shorter than normal episode at all. Nope, nothing strange in the slightest. Nothing unusual at all. Nope. But it does have all four guests being their usual bickering selves, and some terrific series. And about half a good song from Scape before it gets really lame.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 3: "In Love and Hate," featuring the fallout from a Flashpack/Flashpack embroglio, and some serious hatred;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the previously unrevealed origins of DVDs;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 06: "Less Than Kind," wherein Macy has to save the person she least would like to;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Senator Smith-Smith, senator and game show host from the future, discussing the David Letterman bombshell;
  • WTH, STILL no listener mail;
  • completely accurate talking from the hosts.

Oh. Download it now!
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Episode 069: Nobody Likes Those Drips

Episode 068: Brushing Is Very Good

Posted 09-28-09:
In this highly Scapie-centric episode, two of the hosts are absent, leaving only Jordan and his loveable feline. Scapie takes the spotlight with new additions to both his story library and his song-writing credits! Who IS Scapie's favorite rock group? Find out!

Featuring:

  • Like Daughter, Episode 07: "Curious George," in which Tabby brings new information to Bobby about the very nature of CASK;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with yet another pet-centric lesson;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 04: "Satan's Master," where Mr. Chick alleges that ALL magic, even white magic, has roots in SATAN;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART THREE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Ptolemy's Inner-Self;
  • the premiere of Scapie's newest song, "Brushing," in the style of his favorite rock group;
  • again, no listener mail;
  • cat and human games from the hosts.

Woot! Download it now!
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Episode 068: Brushing Is Very Good

Episode 067: Another Myth Perpetuated By Doctors

Posted 09-21-09:
OK, so maybe the revolution isn't happening so much. With Jordan... otherwise detained... Patsy Kennedy returns to the show as a guest host. Meanwhile, Frank, Rory, and Scapie all make some quick changes of who is doing what...but we do deliver all the usual serials!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 02: "Feel Good," featuring Voodoo Lady having encounters with Bumblebee and the Stallion;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with two episodes by two different hosts;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 08: "Apples vs. Oranges," in which we compare the supposedly uncomparable;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART TWO of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Mister Muffins;
  • the legal limit of listener mail;
  • doubt-casting from the hosts.

Mrow! Download it now!
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Episode 067: Another Myth Perpetuated By Doctors

Episode 066: Labor Day (revolution) Special

Posted 09-07-09:
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Yes, on Labor Day from the most unlikely of sources (this podcast), we, the people, rise up and take our nation from the hands of the wicked and greedy! Plus, you know, fun radio dramas and comedies. And bickering hosts. Listen to it, before the revolution takes you!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 2: "From Austrailia With Love," featuring the first/last appearance of the mysterious Man-Slotter;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein a highly unusual weapon is utilized;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 03: "Ransom," where we showcase just how reprehesible the upper class is, thus justifyign the revolution;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART ONE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Frank Allen;
  • too much revolutioning for listener mail;
  • political polemic from the host.

RISE! Download it now!
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Episode 066: Labor Day (revolution) Special

Episode 065: A Jackson Pollack Except Only With Blood

Posted 08-31-09:
After a week sick with English-rain inspired colds, our regularly scheduled hosts return! Rory tries something new with his histories, while Frank gets a bit of a scare. Jordan and Scape are both fine, no worries. Plus, more of those series we all love!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 01: "Stranded in the Clouds," featuring Mr. Fahrenheit and Broadband, both ignorant that team has been infiltrated;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein the two days have different events;
  • a special Frank Allen Investigation of a still unsolved murder regular listeners will be familiar with;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 05: "The Torture Never Stops," wherein the ladies sink further in the abyss of Parlortown;
  • a little helping of Listener Mail;
  • other stuff from the hosts.

Really? Download it now!
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Episode 065: A Jackson Pollack Except Only With Blood

Episode 064: What's What and What's Not What

Posted 08-17-09:
While Jordan and the gang are in England for the Edison-St. John wedding, we have a star-studded episode of guest hosts! Patsy Kennedy, host of KSAC New Mexico's "Don't Believe It"! Bobby Kurtzman, AKA the blogosphere's Everett Gottlieb! Dr. Nektori Stelloff, the banana-eating mad-science guru! And the righteous return of Jordan Robot!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 11: "On Ice," a Guard Duty episode revealing the biggest twist in the series history;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein Patsy reveals the truth about 1993;
  • Live Frank Allen Coverage of the Edison-St. John wedding, via satellite from England;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 1: "Unmasked!," beginning/ending the last/first season of Epic Echoes...either way...;
  • a sweet dosing of Listener Mail;
  • guestiness from the four guest-hosts.

Hip-hip-Download it now!
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Episode 064: What's What and What's Not What

Episode 063: Don't You Know You Got a Monster Following You?

Posted 08-10-09:
Guys, I am so tired right now... seriously...I don't want to be writing this... ok, so like... Scapie sings his first Rock song for his... rock school thing... and as a result... the rest of us are... like... tired. So... that's it. There's like... shows. It's a podcast. I am going to bed.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 04: "All the Worse For Wear," which has... two detective...girls...who like girls...;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which spawned the menace of Rolododododo...;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 07: "Pirates vs. Ninjas," which has... ninjas fighting... uh... pirates... I guess...;
  • the first installment of Scapie Rocks!... which is where... uh... Scapie does a rock song... this one is called "Rolododododo,";
  • a sleepy readthrough of Listener Mail;
  • asleepness from the four hosts.

ZZZZZZZZZ Download it now!
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Episode 063: Don't You Know You Got a Monster Following You?

Episode 062: Though I had Passed Out, I was Really Past Doubt

Posted 08-03-09:
After missing a week while Jordan was off at the San Diego Comic Con, our podcast returns and jumps right on with its bones of contention about that Comic Con. A few songs, some arguements, some extra-history, and no one's birthday, and you have a jam-packed show.

Featuring:

  • Like Daughter, Episode 06: "Killing Time," in which one of the meanings of that phrase are appropriate;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, finally drawing the connections between Columbus's voyage and Stalin;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 02: "The Chaplin," where we learn if there war really is a good way to convert people to Christianity;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Guy de Maupassant's "On the River," to Mistress Mayhem;
  • a double on the rocksof Listener Mail;
  • comic con jealousy from the four hosts.

Whoop! Download it now!
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Episode 062: Though I had Passed Out, I was Really Past Doubt

Episode 061: The Supposed Moon Landing Edition

Posted 07-20-09:
On this Historic Day, the 40th anniversary of a man landing on the moon, Cast in Wax celebrates by being fairly irreverant. Although, one of the hosts is notably silent on the matter... sort of. Happy Moon Day!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 10: "Golden Opportunity," wherein we learn that one of the Guard was MURDERED between episodes;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History...which I bet you can guess the topic of;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Patsy Kennedy, of the KSAC radio show, Don't Believe It;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 11: "They Are A-Changin'," which marks the Flashpack's FIRST encounter with the Vampiros;
  • a lack of Listener Mail;
  • babbling kookiness for the four hosts.

BLAH! Download it now!
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Episode 061: The Supposed Moon Landing Edition

Episode 060: Fart a Wooden Buzzard

Posted 07-13-09:
I could talk about Scapie's arrogance, Rory's cruelty, and Frank's devastation here...but I would rather focus on the title of the episode. How amazing is that? Has a more glorious phrase ever been penned, let alone uttered? What does it mean? Can you really imagine it? It's a powerful image...one that leaves me awestruck. Astounding.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 10: "Hit the Books," in which the Flashpack meets the infamous Baroness Bertha von Sutner;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, giving important lawncare advice;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 01: "The Thing," a tale of horror and demonic possession totally better than The Exorcist;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of S. Baring-Gould's "On the Leads," to Devon White;
  • a few leftovers of Listener Mail;
  • deep soulsearching for the four hosts.

POP! Download it now!
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Episode 060: Fart a Wooden Buzzard

Episode 059: Falling; Crushing; Deadness

Posted 07-06-09:
Scapie returns from his exile (be it in discrace or no) and it welcomed back with open arms. Rory St. John tries to begin a new section of the show...we'll see if it catches on. Meanwhile, Frank and Jordan have a mild disagreement, towards the end.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 09: "Golden Rules," wherein The Stallion and one fo the new recruits discuss the Earth Guard and Guard Duty;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, ruminating on car insurance, and lying a bit;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 06: "Chocolate vs. Vanilla," beginning the second round by definitively deciding between the two flavors;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of William Maginn's "The Man in the Bell," to Devon White;
  • a cruel jape of Listener Mail;
  • back to the usual for the four hosts.

Hoopla! Download it now!
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Episode 059: Falling; Crushing; Deadness

Episode 058: Why Am I Burning Down There?

Posted 06-29-09:
Jordan continues to uke in the "jam-packed episode" in which there is no reason to delay whatsoever. Rory gives the full sales pitch, while Frank continues to do his best to tear down everyone else. What a rotter. And still, no Scapie...

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 03: "The Darker Path," in which our duo may have a lead on the Widow... from within a mental hospital;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, examining the topic of capital punishment;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 11: "That Crazy Guy!" examining the "facts" about safe sex and what it means to YOU;
  • Harry Stories from a Janitor in the Dark, in which Harry Wilson tells us his version of Ambrose Bierce's "The Man and the Snake," to Frank Allen;
  • a missing parcel of Listener Mail;
  • MORE uking from (one of) the hosts.

Pizzazz! Download it now!
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Episode 058: Why Am I Burning Down There?

Episode 057: We Are Mole People From the Ground

Posted 06-22-09:
With Scapie grounded from the podcast, Jordan finally takes his place as the host once again... that is, if he can put down his ukulele long enough to finish a complete thought. Meanwhile, Frank and Rory slowly recover from their mistreatment at the cat's paws.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Great Green Dragons," in which the Flashpack face dragons of a particular quality and color;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the link between the death of Muhammed, the Magna Carta, and Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna;
  • an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Scape White about his rise and fall as a podcast host and revealing Scape's biggest regret;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 05: "Pandora's Box," in which Pandora and Bobby discover that CASK might not mean what they think it does;
  • a missing parcel of Listener Mail;
  • ceasless uking from (one of) the hosts.

UKADOO! Download it now!
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Episode 057: We Are Mole People From the Ground

Episode 056b: Ukulele Interlude

Posted 06-15-09:
No podcast again, for two weeks in a row? At least this time there is some sort of audio explanation, am I right? Let's hope it's a good one. Download it now!
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Episode 056b: Ukulele Interlude

Episode 056: I Wish I Was Dead Every Day

Posted 06-01-09:
Scapie continues his reign of terror with an oddly acquiescent Frank Allen and Rory St. John, and of course, Jordan Robot along for the ride. He truly does rule the podcast with an iron fist, whether the listeners like it or not. And do they? Hmm...

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 08: "Be Counted," wherein the Earth Guard all vote on the applicants and a roster change occurs;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring this new concept of identity theft;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 10: "The Dirty Diamond," examining the idea of greed and how it affects mankind;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of F. Marion Crawford's "The King's Messenger," to 'Frank Allen';
  • a surprising smattering of Listener Mail;
  • complacent chatter from the hosts.

Hmmm. Download it now!
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Episode 056: I Wish I Was Dead Every Day

Episode 055: Nice Tingly Massage Feeling

Posted 05-25-09:
Determined to resolve these allegations of torture, both Frank Allen and Scapie take action. Will there be a concensus? Maybe, maybe not. Meanwhile, Rory eats his fill, and Jordan Robot does as he's told.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 07: "Shrinking Interest," wherein Peaseblossom and Binary Girl interview the final applicant, Bumblebee;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring all the chicken you can eat;
  • an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Ms. Dot Small on the topic of torture, whcih she failed to defend on Debatitorium;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 02: "Out of Joint," bringing the titular detectives into conflict over the side business... a local brothel;
  • a vindictive bit of Listener Mail;
  • random replacement of the hosts.

Uh-oh! Download it now!
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Episode 055: Nice Tingly Massage Feeling

Episode 054: This Is Not a Democracy We Live In

Posted 05-04-09:
Why should 24 hog all of the torture controversy? Scapie throws his hat into the ring with the episode, proving that he is just as good as Jack Bauer. Meanwhile, Rory gets some much desired news, and Jordan Robot... does not care.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Vampiros of the Deep," in which the 'Pack meets the Master Archivist of 4044;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring the final fate of Klaus Barbie;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 05: "The FCC," rounding out the first round of debate with a topic near and dear to any broadcaster's heart;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Maurice Level's "In the Light of the Red Lamp," to Mount St. Helens;
  • a long and emotional Listener Mail;
  • temultuous torture for the hosts.

Whoops! Download it now!
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Episode 054: This Is Not a Democracy We Live In

Episode 053: Jesus is a Sales Ploy

Posted 05-04-09:
This is, by far, the Scapie Sings-iest episode of the podcast to date. Scapies sings not one, not two, not even three... no, he sings SIX SONGS. Be the first on your block the hear the Scapie classics "@$$hole Watch," "Moist Food," "When You Go Skating," "Wolves," "When Frank Allen Talks," and more!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 06: "Rocking the Boat," wherein Dr. Fast and Voodoo Lady interview a science genius for a place on the Guard;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History discussing the wisdom of Margaret Thatcher;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 09: "The Missing Day" finally revealing what happened to that long-forgotten holiday, Thanksgiving;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Saki's "The Interlopers," to Dr. Rock of the Rock Institute of Rock;
  • a tuny protest in Listener Mail;
  • conpiratorial whispers from the hosts.

Okay? Download it now!
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Episode 053: Jesus is a Sales Ploy

Episode 052: By the Pink Rod of Submission!

Posted 04-27-09:
Scapie settles comfortably into his role as host of the podcast... possibly a little too comfortably, as Frank Allen learns, Rory does what he has to to keep himself in the host's good graces, and the Jordan Robot does as commanded, as usual.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Time After Time," in which the Flashpack go on a spree of Vampiros slayings;
  • an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Max Thornfield about the vicious murders he and his time traveling compatriots have just committed;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on throwing things in people's faces;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 04: "Right Minds," in which Pandora and Bobby look into her mother's sudden interest in the Martial Art of Karate;
  • a slight smidgen of Listener Mail;
  • overagressive pushiness from (one of) the hosts.

Wa-zoo! Download it now!
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Episode 052: By the Pink Rod of Submission!

Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault.

Posted 04-20-09:
Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jordan Robot just gives and gives and gives. And sings.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 05: "Seeing Clearly," wherein Captain Fantasy and Broadband are most certainly not seeing clearly;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on a subject that is just completely preposterous but true;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 08: "Bewitched?" revealing that Satan is behind more than one popular show;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Arthur Conan Doyle's "How It Happened," to Marie Curie;
  • a devastating dollop of Listener Mail;
  • excessive eating by (one of) the hosts.

Ho ho! Download it now!
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Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault.

Episode 050: 50 Episodes of Scapie Singing (Almost)

Posted 04-13-09:
The fiftieth episode of Cast in Wax comes a week later than planned, due to legal circumstances, but is nevertheless as celebratory as one might expect. Scapie sings even more than usual, Frank brings an exclusive to the show, and Rory brings the important legal information. Oh, and there is a robot of Jordan. So, that's cool.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 06: "A Web of Electronic Information," bringing the Flashpack to the present to fight robot spiders in the internet;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for last week, regarding the Polympic Games;
  • an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Jordan White, fresh off his legal battles with Allen Industries;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for this week, addressing something that can ruin any occasion;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 01: "To Cast Thee Up Again," the first episode of the third season, picking up with Stella Decker in a wheelchair;
  • a dirth of Listener Mail;
  • excellent hostery by the hosts.

How Do? Download it now!
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Episode 050: 50 Episodes of Scapie Singing (Almost)

Episode 049: Is America Not Part of the Universe?

Posted 03-30-09:
Scapie takes the reigns on the show while Frank tries to mutiny and Rory does his best to remain professional. Plenty of singing, and absolutely no Jordan whatsoever in the host segments. Featuring guest co-host Dr. Nektori Stellof!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Solid Gold," wherein Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom interview Earth Guard applicant The Golden Eel;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the hidden evil of Nargothemil;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 04: "Illegal Drugs," bringing the question of illegal drugs to a boil in a little spoon, with sex thrown in for taste;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of W. W. Jacob's "The Monkey's Paw," to Dr. Stellof;
  • a nice serving of Listener Mail;
  • pleasantries a-plentyby the hosts.

SO! Download it now!
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Episode 049: Is America Not Part of the Universe?

Episode 048: You're Not That Awesome

Posted 03-23-09:
Jordan's attention is back on the podcast for the time being, much to Frank and Rory's disappointment (one assumes). But while Watchmen is no longer foremost on Jordan's mind, he is not quite back to being himself. Can Scapie talk him down? I doubt it.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 11: "A Special Level of Hell," the second season of Decker and Hayes draws to close with a confrontation with a Russian arms dealer;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, making something out of nothing;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 07: "Angels?" accusing all rock music of being the tool of the devil... including Christian rock;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's "Watchmen," to Macy Hayes;
  • complete neglect of Listener Mail;
  • wimbly whimpering by the hosts.

OK. Download it now!
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Episode 048: You're Not That Awesome

Episode 047: A Barrel for Holding Liquids

Posted 03-16-09:
Yet again, Jordan finds himself distracted by the works of a gentleman from Northhampton, which leaves the show in the more-than-adequate hands of our fine extra-historically-trained co-host, mister Rory St. John. Meanwhile, Scape takes the opportunity to be cute. Oh, and Frank is there.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 03: "Happy Birthday," wherein the Stallion and Binary Girl interview the first applicant for Guard membership;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, once again focussing on music history, and the shoes thereof;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Birthday Boy, cosmic personification of birthdays and embodiment of the daily essence;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 03: "CASK and Ye Shall Receive," with Pandora and friends trapped by a private police officer, and lies between all involved;
  • one precious piece of Listener Mail;
  • graphic language by the hosts.

Wuzzat?Download it now!
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Episode 047: A Barrel for Holding Liquids

Episode 046: There Is No More Human Civilization

Posted 03-09-09:
As Jordan flies into a fit of culturally inspired spleen, Frank siezes control of the show. Rory and Scape have to fight for their rights as the show is turned upside down. Again, fewer shows, but just as much content as ever!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 05: "Marsh Madness," bringing us back to the death of the large part of the Flashpack;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, illuminating discrimination in rap music;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 06: "Happy Halloween," revealing the spiritual dangers of Halloween, and how to tell a child their friend is in Hell;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Blanche Bane Kuder's "From What Strange Land," to The Jack;
  • again, no Listener Mail;
  • filmic discussion by the hosts.

Hoopla! Download it now!
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Episode 046: There Is No More Human Civilization

Episode 045: In the Future, Everyone is Dead

Posted 03-02-09:
Sickness delayed the show by a week, but now we're back and raring to go! Frank shares some good news, Rory expresses some disbelief, Scape says he could kill a horse, and Jordan tries to keep all three on track.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 02: "Being Nice," in which Voodoo Lady and Broadband discuss their fellow Guard members;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing a few pieces of TV history;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 03: "Space Exploration," deciding whether or not mankind should continue to explore the cosmos, animals or no;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. D. Everett's "Fingers of a Hand" to Dr. Nektori Stelloff;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Reckoning," the penultimate chapter of the duo's second mystery... beginning to reveal some answers;
  • a meager smattering of Listener Mail;
  • brief explorations by the hosts.

Wowza! Download it now!
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Episode 045: In the Future, Everyone is Dead

Episode 044: A Stone In My Show

Posted 02-16-09:
A show with the content balance restructured! Fewer TYPES of segments in the show, but with jsut as much entertainment! Plus: special instance of Extra Historical Reading done live on the podcast! Hear Rory work! Hear Frank squirm! Hear Scapie puke! Hear Jordan keep the show moving along in an orderly fashion!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 04: "The Possessed,"in which the surviving members of the Flashpack deal with the betrayal of their own;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing a lot about Communism and blindness;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 05: "The Devil's Night," another Halloween themed episode, revealing how parents force children into Halloween;
  • Like Daughter, Episode 02: "Thou Shalt Not Kill," bringing to light the secret life of sexy history teacher, Thomas Neilson;
  • an unsual use of Listener Mail;
  • uppity undulations by the hosts.

Uh-oh! Download it now!
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Episode 044: A Stone In My Shoe

Episode 043: You Don't Think, Do You?

Posted 02-02-09:
A very exciting, extra-special show this week! Jordan gets to act benificent, Rory gets to act snooty, and Scapie gets to hold REAL POWER. What will one cat do when given the power over life and death? Find out within!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Pressing On,"in which The Stallion and Mister Fahrenheit come to a meeting of minds;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the happiest president in US history;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 04: "Gomez is Coming," a tale of gang violence gone mad, and how to overcome it;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Frank Belknap Long's "The Hounds of Tindalos" to a special mystery guest;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 09: "Women of the Night," continuing Stella's revenge and Macy's journey back to her senses;
  • a tiny bit of Listener Mail;
  • tremulous taunting from the hosts.

TOTALLY download it now!
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Episode 043: You Don't Think, Do You?

Episode 042: I Probably Shouldn't Have Killed My Cat

Posted 01-26-09:
This week, the introductory bits had to be edited down for time, which is especially unfortunate because some really interesting stuff happened this week. Important stuff to the hosts, as well. Shame, really. But you can hear bits of it!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 11: "Back to the Table", bringing the Stallion and the Guard's government liason back in negotiations;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with the effects of alcohol in the cold;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 2: "Racial Profiling", questioning if we should profile against all races, or none... or somewhere in between;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black Cat to his sister, Boo Belle White;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 3: "Into the Light", chronicling the adventures of the Flashpack in the afterlife;
  • a smidge of litigeous of Listener Mail;
  • some sounding-off from the hosts.

So! Download it now!
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Episode 042: I Probably Shouldn't Have Killed My Cat

Episode 041: Echoes of Pain, Panic, Fear, and Death

Posted 01-19-09:
This week, Rory comes to the party with some actual information on Frank Allen's doings, and some questions about the powers of the president, Scapie keeps mainly to himself except to sing and story, and Jordan keeps things at a nice brisk pace. Mostly. And it's a Frank Allen-free show!

Featuring:

  • ...Like Daughter, Episode 01: "No Place Like Home", continuing the adventures of Pandora Darling, now without her mother, Hope;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which leads to a discussion of Presidential pardons;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 2: "Flashpack Ex Machina", bringing (most of) the Flashpack back from the dead;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Mark Channing's The Feet to Patsy Kennedy of "Don't Believe It";
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 08: "The Last Spider", wherein Stella Decker continues her violent revenge on those who wronged her ex-girlfriend;
  • a good helping of Listener Mail;
  • realistic rationalizations from the hosts.

Really! Download it now!
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Episode 041: Echoes of Pain, Panic, Fear, and Death

Episode 040: Even I, the Stupid Slave, Get It

Posted 01-12-09:
This week, Jordan and Rory have an #%@hole Watch with updates on Frank Allen and the BIEHS, Scapie tells us a lot about himself and tries to sing more than required, and generally a good time is had by all. Including you!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 01: "The End of the Beginning", bringing to a close the Flashpack's long battle with the Vampiros;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, blowing the "restoration of the pyramids" wide open;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 3: "The Little Bride", in which the member of one crazy religion tries to debunk another crazy religion;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent Starrett's Coffins For Two to Tooth Janitor, Harry Wilson;
  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 10: "First Strike", in which no members of the Earth Guard are in the Guard Tower, as they are on Strike;
  • a slight smidge of Listener Mail;
  • querrilous quotations from the hosts.

Quickly! Download it now!
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Episode 040: Even I, the Stupid Slave, Get It

Episode 039: The Right to Do Something or Other

Posted 01-05-09:
Back from their little holiday break, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie barely have time to say anything at all, the show is so packed! But it is packed with goodies that more than make up for their brevity.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 09: "Checks and Balances", wherein the Stallion and Broadband negotiate with government rep, Warren Grant over finances;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the first divorce and its aftermath;
  • Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 1: "Illegal Immigration", kicking off an all-new tournament of debatiators with even hotter-button issues;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent O'Sullivan's The Business of Madame Jahn to President Byron Samuels;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 07: "Going South", featuring the pulse-pounding death of a regular character, never to be heard again;
  • an utter lack of Listener Mail;
  • pulse-pounding prevarications from the hosts.

POW! Download it now!
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Episode 039: The Right to Do Something or Other

Episode 038: The Cast In Wax X-Mas Spectacular!

Posted 12-22-08:
Maybe I'm over-selling it a bit. But it IS a Christmas special with some ALL NEW Christmas themed content. No full host interaction, but new Rory bits, new Scapie Stories, and two holiday relavant songs! Wow!

Featuring:

  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the truth behind Lenny Bruce's arrest;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Charles Dicken's horror masterpiece A Christmas Carol to Jordan;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, discussing the events of December 25th;
  • TWO holiday themed songs, Wax-Work Theme I and an Ave Maria;
  • a brief introduction by Jordan!

Incroyable! Download it now!
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Episode 038: The Cast In Wax X-Mas Spectacular!

Episode 037: Touched By God in a Bad Way

Posted 12-15-08:
Pressed for time, Jordan institutes a two-host only system of "Not It" saying. But don't worry, all three hosts do get to talk. Rory, Scapie, and Jordan take turns hosting together, and it gets things done quite well.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 11: "That's My Paradox", the "season premiere" of the season wherein the Flashpack returns from a mission and sets the stage for Jimmy's run for President;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the secret shame of Thomas Jefferson;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 2: "The Trial", recreating a ridiculous religiously motivated trial and a different Frankz Kafka or two;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of John Galt's The Buried Alive to Lyn Nelson;
  • Like Mother, Episode 11: "Say Goodbye", the finale of the series before it changes focus, with flashbacks and surprises for all;
  • one piece of Listener Mail;
  • outstanding orations from the hosts.

Ouch! Download it now!
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Episode 037: Touched By God in a Bad Way

Episode 036: Giant Purple Clowns!

Posted 12-08-08:
Back from Thanksgiving vacation, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie come back with a blast on an episode which involves eavesdropping, coughing, roleplaying, tutoring, and interesting.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Put on the Red Light", in which everyone seems to be conspiring against the duo;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the deaths of John Lennon;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 1: "Dark Dungeons", recreating the infamous tract about Dungeons and Dragons;
  • Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Lewis Spence's The Archer and the Arras;
  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 8: "Better Interest", with Voodoo Lady and the Jack arguing the pros and cons of an Earth Guard strike;
  • a few bits of Listener Mail;
  • news and notes from the hosts.

NOW! Download it now!
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Episode 036: Giant Purple Clowns!

Episode 035: Find a Replacement for Yourself

Posted 12-01-08:
Another shortened episode while Jordan goes home to celebrate the Thanksgiving Holiday. This time, however, we get a complete radio drama! Wow!

Featuring:

  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us what Rosa Parks was really up to;
  • Jacob Thompson's Excellent Job Opportunities for the End of the World, a radio play Jordan produced with the Wax-Work regulars for a radio theatre marathon, about a man going through the strangest job interview of his life;
  • une petite introduction from the host.

Oh, my! Download it now!
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Episode 035: Find a Replacement for Yourself

Episode 034: You Can Only Smell So Many Things

Posted 11-24-08:
As the hosts settle into the show post-Frank Allen, a new segment premeires to help fill his place. Jordan gets angry, Rory gets comfortable, and Scapie gets excited as can be. And sings!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Dogs of War" where the Flashpack finds a canine saboteur in the most unlikely of places;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the mysteries of the religion of Science;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 11: "Belief in God", debating a very hot button issue and deciding the Debatiator of the Year 2006;
  • new segment, Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. P. Lovecraft's From Beyond;
  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 7: "Acting In Union", bringing the entire Earth Guard together for a union meeting to discuss a course of action;
  • again, absolutely no Listener Mail;
  • lies and lectures from the hosts.

Look--download it now!
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Episode 034: You Can Only Smell So Many Things

Episode 033: Thanks To My Frump Pumpling Uncle

Posted 11-17-08:
A surprise rocks the show just before recording, and Jordan spends most of the show "reeling with the punches". This unexpected development gives Scapie the perfect excuse to sing a little song.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 9: "Who's to Blame?" in which the Flashpack is ambushed with a deep, dark secret;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with the dangers of overly cute cats;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 11: "Lisa", which is probably the number one sickest tract Jack Chick ever produced;
  • a notably absent Frank Allen Interview;
  • Like Mother, Episode 10: "CASKet Case", bringing all our main conspiracy theorists together to build towards the big finale;
  • some devastating Listener Mail;
  • keen kibbitzing by the hosts.

Kinky! Download it now!
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Episode 033: Thanks To My Frump Pumpling Uncle

Episode 032: Go Team God and Satan!

Posted 11-10-08:
Back from a week off, the boys return in time to discuss the the fact that the presidency was won by (spoiler) Barack Obama. Are they all pleased by this? Maybe. Hey, I can't spoil everythign for you. Listen to it yourself, you bum.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 6: "Brutal Beating," in which... Mister Fahrenheit sings and Attractor raps;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which reall does not have anything to do with Vietnam;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 10: "Poor Little Witch", where a girl is actually peer pressured into drinking baby blood;
  • a Frank Allen Interview special, in which two individuals who claim to be the devil debate which should be the ruler of hell;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Secrets and Lies", featuring a macy Hayes who does not quite seem herself;
  • a smidgen of Listener Mail on the show from two weeks back;
  • jostling jacanapery by the hosts.

Jinkies! Download it now!
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Episode 032: Go Team God and Satan!

Episode 031: Look at What That Guy's Carrying!

Posted 11-03-08:
Another half-length, fill-in episode as the hosts head back to Binghamton again for a visit. In the mean time, enjoy some special wax-work rarities that you are guaranteed to like, or your money back!

Featuring:

  • yet another Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank Allen;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us of dogs and CPR;
  • a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode of Guard Duty, regarding the music career of Mister Fahrenheit;
  • a tiny intro from Jordan.

Still worth it! Download it now!
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Episode 031: Look at What That Guy's Carrying!

Episode 030: Depends on Your Definition of Unusual

Posted 10-27-08:
In this week's episode, Frank accuses, Jordan defends himself, Rory gives comfort, and Scapie makes an endorsement. Arguing over plagiarism, sleep, and (shockingly) extra-history, all four hosts get the chance to mix it up.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 5: "Under Coverage," with The Jack and Broadband discussing medical benefits and Scrabble techniques;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, bringing to light the opening of the NYC subway system;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 10: "Global Warming", answering the question of whether climate change is really occuring;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Jordan White, whose podcast "Shaped in Wax" was one of the first podcasts ever made;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 8: "With a Little Help" bringing together the helpful voices of many friends of the Flashpack;
  • absolutely no Listener Mail from our audience;
  • haranguing harping by the hosts.

Huzzah! Download it now!
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Episode 030: Depends on Your Definition of Usual

Episode 029: Family Friendly Topless Podcast

Posted 10-20-08:
Back to the usual format for the show, Scape is back to his usual location, and Frank and Rory are back to their usual bickering. All that, wrapped in a "family-friendly" format (depending on the age of your family members).

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 4: "Make Believe," with Peaseblossom and Captain Fantasy revealing their innermost secrets, if they have any;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, clearing up the WWII Pacific theatre's nose problem;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 9: "The Last Generation", bringing us a science-fiction dystopia religious tract... and a rapture;
  • a special topless Frank Allen Interview with topless Bette Davis Eyes, part-time news anchor, part time porn actress, who is topless for the interview;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 4: "The Way Things Used to Be" dumping Stella deeper into the pile of trouble Derek Washburn brought her;
  • some political Listener Mail from our debate spectacular;
  • grave gabbing from the hosts.

Gadzooks! Download it now!
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Episode 029: Family Friendly Topless Podcast

Episode 028: Presidential Debate Special

Posted 10-13-08:
A special episode hosted by our own Frank Allen counting down to the final Presidential Debate between Senator Randal March (D-MA) and the Republican candidate Jimmy Kovacs, with exclusive political commentary and analysis both before and after the debate.

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 9: "Habeus Corpses," discussing the matter of getting the youth of America interested in politics;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, covering the election that changed the course of WWII;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 8: "In the Beginning", arguing the issue of Young-Earth Creationism and whether there is any validity to its claims;
  • a smidge of Listener Mail;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 7: "Jam It Up" bringing us the final Presidental Debate and exclusive reaction from the Flashpack on the debate;
  • political posturing from the hosts.

Ponderous! Download it now!
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Episode 028: Presidential Debate Special

Episode 027: Every One of Us is a Potential Mistake

Posted 10-06-08:
Returning after a skip week, our four main hosts return with a cup of listener mail that runneth over, two episodes of This Day in History, and Jordan's favourite episode of Guard Duty ever.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 3: "Fast and Faster," featuring Dr. Fast and... Dr. Fast? Jordan's favorite episode ever, involving time travel;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the truth of the filming of Dracula;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 9: "Abortion", solving the abortion debate once and for all.. again, involving time travel in an odd way;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the first ever train robbery in US history;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 3: "1988" in which we learn about Stella's 'friend' and Macy gets abused;
  • more of your very own Listener Mail, sprinkled throughout the episode;
  • finicky finagling from the hosts.

Fabulous! Download it now!
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Episode 027: Every One of Us is a Potential Mistake

Episode 026: Why Do You Need My Bananas?

Posted 09-22-08:
Another special guest this week filling in for Rory St. John in the personage of Dr. Nektori Stelloff... and also featuring a very special surprise and unexpected co-host as well. This becomes slightly awkward with five hosts on four microphones... but still a good episode!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 2: "Do It All Again," featuring Binary Girl and Broadband discussing what made them who they are today;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with a few takes on the Iran/Iraq confrontation;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 7: "Bad Bob", which addresses toughness and is debated by Jordan's two cats;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Boo White, Jordan's other cat and Scapey's "sister" about her experience on the show;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Something Underhanded," bringing the Flashpack into conflict with pop sensation Slade Gonzolo;
  • more of your very own Listener Mail, all of it for Frank Allen;
  • endless enmities from the hosts.

Excellent! Download it now!
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Episode 026: Why Do You Need My Bananas?

Episode 025: Two Schools of Thought

Posted 09-15-08:
This week, we have a special guest co-host in the form of Dana Dezago, a reporter who has made an appearance or two on Guard Duty. She's filling in for Rory this week (not replacing him, though), joining us for discussions of accents, psychics, moist food, and more.

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 8: "Alias," in which Pandora's mother humors a madman, and Bobby takes a stand for the first time;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time investigating the death of Marilyn Monroe, sort of;
  • The pilot episode of Prosthelitism: Is it Real or Not?: "The Missing Host," in which Frank Allen brings us an all-new, all-original debate show about religious prosthelitism;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Something Fishy in Boston," wherein Senator Randall Marsh reveals his true intentions and allegences;
  • more of your very own Listener Mail, riling up Scapie, as usual;
  • fun-filled fandangoes by the hosts.

Wowzers! Download it now!
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Episode 025: Two Schools of Thought

Episode 024: That Guy was So Full of Crap

Posted 09-08-08:
Rory is still missing, of course, but Jordan, Frank, and Scape muddle through somehow. From discussions of cockroaches and kennels to the theory behind doing Where Are They Now In History, they talk about stuff... and it often comes back to Rory.

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 2: "Shadows of Gotham City", where the two investigations the ladies are on both become more complicated... and bloody;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time showing the surrender of New Amsterdam to the British;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 06: "Baby Talk", examining the rights and wrongs involved in the abortion issue;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with James Stuart, one time Duke of York and King James II of England;
  • Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 1: "Mourning People", featuring Voodoo Lady and Mister Fahrenheit talking after Ocean Man's funeral service;
  • more of your very own Listener Mail, mostly contentious;
  • embittered epistles for the hosts.

Woe is me! Download it now!
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Episode 024: That Guy was So Full of Crap

Episode 023: Dogs Drool Too Much

Posted 09-01-08:
As Rory's legal issues are finally settled, Frank upsets Scape with the topic of his debate, Scape just doesn't understand a lot of things, and Jordan sits in the middle trying to settle them all down. Creepiness abounds.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 4: "Strange Eons", showing the Flashpack's first epic clash with the Elder God Cthulhu in the aftermath of election night;
  • Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time concerning the Nazis' intolerant behavior;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 08: "Dogs vs. Cats", bringing Kralltar and Dr. Parsis into the debatitorium for the loudest debate yet;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Tom Henning, husband of "Cat Lady" Tanya Henning who wanted to become a cat;
  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 11: "Laugh It Off", concluding the saga of the Vengeance Squad and the Mollusk's attach on Washington, DC;
  • more of your very own Listener Mail, this time, very concerned with housing;
  • solemn stories from the hosts.

More's the pity! Download it now!
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Episode 023: Dogs Drool Too Much

Episode 022: The Captain Web Animated Series

Posted 08-25-08:
Once more, we check in with Rory St. John regarding his legal issues. As things look their most dire, his friends rally around him, showing their support in their own ways. Jordan is nice, Frank Allen refrains from being insulting, and Scapie sings a song.

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 7: "Red Right Hand", bringing Pandy, Bobby, and Hope to the protests and face to face with Jason Brandt;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us of another exciting adventure of Captain Web;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Contract", revealing the (supposedly) true facts about selling your soul to the Devil;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with honest-to-goodness super-villain, Admiral Enclosed Space, who has a nefarious plan;
  • Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Dreaming of Babylon", continuing the story of our lover/private eyes... only one of them is in jail for murder;
  • more of your loverly Listener Mail to compliment us all;
  • malignant malarkey from the hosts.

Ahoy, there! Download it now!
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Episode 022: The Captain Web Animated Series

Episode 021: If the IQ Fits...

Posted 08-18-08:
In this weeks show a former ally is overthrown, do-gooders are punished for it, and villains triumph. Say, where were you when evil won, anyway? Plus, the continuing story of Rory's woes and Frank's bemusement.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 10: "Vengeance is Mired", featuring the Vengeance Squad bickering like genuine Earth Guard members;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John solves the mystery of Roanoke Island;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 04: "Flight 144", bringing us the story of a plane that crashes with two famous missionaries on board;
  • a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews a Cat Food Executive to find out more about moist food and the cat food industry;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 03: "Press Time", which contains a secret message for the VFD, and a journey back to Alter-Earth;
  • a metric ton of your Listener Mail for all the hosts (except Rory);
  • words words words from the hosts.

Alas! Download it now!
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Episode 021: If the IQ Fits...

Episode 020: Super-Villain Love Connection

Posted 08-11-08:
Rory's woes are examined as Frank Allen gripes about his loss and Scapie takes his opportunity. Oh, also, Jordan is there. Why does nothing interesting ever happen to Jordan? Hmmmm, weird.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 09: "Give or Take a Few", featuring the Jack and Dr. Fast trying to clean up that whole villain mess;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John apologizes for a horrifying scene;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 07: "Superman vs. Batman", settling the age-old debate of which super-hero would win in a fight;
  • a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews Frank Allen, much to Jordan's chagrin;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 02: "Crash and Burn", wherein the Flashpack, minus all Thornfields, defeat Nova's Blagenstraff on Flutwana;
  • your Listener Mail, flattering, outraging, and imploring Scape;
  • gut-wrenching pain from the hosts.

Uh-oh! Download it now!
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Episode 020: Super-Villain Love Connection

Episode 019: An Icecube in the Ocean

Posted 08-04-08:
Back under CD length, one of our hosts is having legal troubles, one is incompetent, one is full of himself, and one is named Jordan D. White. You be the judge as to which is which. Super villains, good nazis, cancer patients, street criminals, and lesbian detectives fill out the show.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 08: "Guard Down", wherein Binary Girl and Peaseblossom get caught by surprise;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John is far too fond of the Nazi party;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 03: "Room 310", where an annoying roommate and an annoying cancer cell pester a patient;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with the man on the street, in which Frank uncovers the criminal element in all of us;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 09: "Love and Death", the season finale, revealing the whys and wherefores behind this season's mysteries;
  • your Listener Mail, making Frank an offer, and taking Jordan to... Cask?;
  • fatiguing feats by the hosts.

Holy cow! Download it now!
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Episode 019: An Icecube in the Ocean

Episode 018: Too Tired for a Name

Posted 07-28-08:
Running late this week, finishing the episode in the middle of the night on Sunday. It's 8 minutes too long, and has no preview, but I am tired, and the show is so packed, I don't know what I would cut if I had the time to do more...

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 06: "Shock and Awe and Amazement", wherein Pandora goes deeper into the world of her mother's paranoia;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells it like it is regarding Nice White Man #2;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 06: "Monkey vs. Robot", answering the age old quetion of who would win in a fight;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Matt and Matthew Roma, in which Frank consults the two lawyers on many legal matters;
  • Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Benedict Arnold", revealing the traitor amonst the Flashpack, once and for all;
  • your Listener Mail, which is awesome... I am sor tired...
  • blah blah zzzz by the hosts.

Good night! Download it now!
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Episode 018: Too Tired for a Name

Episode 017: Urine Soaked Mothballs

Posted 07-21-08:
Another week, another set of serials, and another batch of arguments between the four "friends" who host the podcast. With Rory's product placement ploy put out to pasture, can he forgive and forget?

Featuring:

  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 08: "Up a Creek", bringing Stella further along in the web of mystery, and leaving Macy missing;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals secrets of ancient Egyptian factory workers;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 02: "The Assignment", depicting competing spy groups from heaven and hell fighting over a soul;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with George Schozach, vice-president of crackers at a prestigeous food corporation;
  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 07: "Plugging Leaks", in which Binary Girl and Captain Fantasy deal with a prisoner in the Guard Tower;
  • your Listener Mail, calling Scape and Jordan to task, and thanking Mr. St. John,
  • blatant buffoonery by the hosts.

Holy cow! Download it now!
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Episode 017: Urine Soaked Mothballs

Episode 016: I Rescind My Outraged Words

Posted 07-14-08:
As Jordan celebrates his anniversary, Rory attempts to sell out for crackers. Three serials compete with the crunching sound, along with your listener mail! To be a part of Cast in Wax, send your comments now to castinwax@gmail.com!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 06: "In Favor and Out", featuring the entire Earth Guard together deciding the fate of Ocean Man;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John lays out scientific concepts for us;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 01: "No Fear?", in which we actually debate whether or not suicide is wrong... or at least why it's wrong;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Ida Know, a New York State prisoner, convicted of killing and eating a pizza delivery woman;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 11: "What's the Plan?", the "season premiere" of the "last season" of the backwards series... featuing Scape's debut;
  • your Listener Mail, which isn't mean or bitchy in the slightest, why would you even suggest such a thing?
  • no-nonsense noncery by the hosts.

So good! Download it now!

Episode 016: I Rescind My Outraged Words

Episode 015: Blood Encrusted Points

Posted 07-07-08:
A full-length, sully packed episode, with the full compliment of hosts, serials, history, and interviews! Which host will get the most guff this week? No one knows! Plus, a call for listener mail! Send your letters now to castinwax@gmail.com!

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 05: "Me in the Corner", in which Pandora has a heart-to-heart with one of her teachers about her troubles;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John sees what we can learn from the Nazis;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 05: "The United Nations", featuring a debate between Desmond McGonagill and the very frightening Kralltar;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Lyn Nelson which does not quite expose one of her deep dark secrets;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 07: "Promises to Keep", where Stella Decker deals with life without her lady love;
  • burdensome babbling by the hosts.

Astounding! Download it now!

Episode 015: Blood Encrusted Points

Episode 014: Monstrosities of Nature

Posted 06-30-08:
A half-length, fill-in episode, while the hosts take a bit of a break, featuring special wax-work rarities worthy of your listening time!

Featuring:

  • a Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank Allen;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us the danger of blades;
  • a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode of Guard Duty, with the publisher of the Password, Ron Reilly;
  • a tiny intro from Jordan.

Still worth it! Download it now!

Episode 014: Monstrosities of Nature

Episode 013: What Puts Children in Danger

Posted 06-23-08:
A good percentage of our hosts are back up and running again, as the serials all roll on! Passwords, Christmas ghosts, and special guests abound!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Password Is...", with The Jack and The Stallion watching a Frank Allen Interview;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about what Hitler got right;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 09: "Humbug!", taking a Charles Dickens classic and twisting it to Jack Chick's nefarious purposes;
  • a special episode of Harry Wilson Continues to Advise You, in which toot' janitor Harry Wilson takes calls and solves problems;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 10: "Flight of the Flashpack", in which the 'Pack splits up after losing one of their own, and meets one old friend, and one new;
  • tenacious talking from the hosts.

Holy Cow! Download it now!

Episode 013: What Puts Children in Danger

Episode 012: Compatible With Human Men

Posted 06-19-08:
Still sick from last week's colds, the hosts have all lost their voices. Not to worry, the show continues through the power of TECHNOLOGY! Marvel at the wonders!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 04: "Winding Up", with Mr. Fahrenheit and Ocean Man playing holding their cards close to the vest;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about space diseases we never knew;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 09: "A Midsummer Night's Tea", in which Puck leads Max on a wild brooch chase;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Lady Caroline de Vertnez regarding the recent theft of her treasured brooch;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 06: "Crossing Off Names", in which Macy and Stella both need to deal with the fall-out of their actions,
  • computerized correspondence from the hosts.

Who knew? Download it now!

Episode 012: Compatible With Human Men

Episode 011: Every Dog Has His Day

Posted 06-09-08:
The hosts may all have colds, but that does not stop them from delivering terrific radio serials and all new fun bits of "history" and comedy.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 03: "Tender Situation", with Peaseblossom and Broadband making each other uncomfortable;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes us waxes poetic about his own dulcet tones;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with infamous "Toot' Janitor" Harry Wilson of Harry Wilson Advises You;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 08: "Big Daddy?", calling into question this so-called theory of evolution;
  • Like Mother, Episode 04: "Cleaning Up", wherein Hope Darling helps her daughter in the aftermath of her very first murder,
  • deucedly amusing dust-ups with the hosts.

Huzzah! Download it now!

Episode 011: Every Dog Has His Day

Episode 010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only

Posted 06-02-08:
Frank gives us word on his job prospects, as does Rory, and all the while, the radio serials continue on, never ceasing! Hurrah!

Featuring:

  • Decker & Hayes, Episode 05: "Hear the Whisper", in which the ladies follow seperate deadliy paths towards the same unfortunate end;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes us long to hear his voice more and more;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 04: "Torture", asking if it is ethical to use torture in interrogations, or if that sullies torture too much;
  • a Frank Allen Interview following up on that debate, checking in with government offical, General Rock Chevrolet;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 08: "Under the Mauve", featuring the Flashpack on an adventure without team leader Max Thornfield;
  • intriguing infighting with the hosts.

Amusing! Download it now!

Episode 010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only

Episode 009: Pie Can Be Involved

Posted 05-26-08:
Frank has some special news this week, which causes him to line up a very special and secret Frank Allen interview, along with the usual great serials!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 02: "Double Talk", introducing Binary Girl gossiping with Voodoo Lady;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches about countries doing parenting;
  • Track or Fiction?, Episode 07: "The Curse of Baphomet", possibly the most educational episode of Tract of Fiction ever, telling us a few different views of Free Masonry;
  • a Frank Allen Interview specially arranged for this episode, but on a secret topic, designed specifically to impress;
  • boisterous braggadocio from the hosts.

Amazing! Download it now!

Episode 009: Pie Can Be Involved

Episode 008: The Absolute Max

Posted 05-19-08:
The number of serials goes down, but the amount of content does not! Three series, history, an interview, and more hosting than ever before!

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Episode 07: "How's Your Father?" reuniting the team for the first time since the showdown in El Paso;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals the final fate of Oscar Wilde;
  • Track or Fiction?, Episode 06: "The Trick", continuing the exposee on the truth behind Halloween;
  • the return of Frank Allen Interviews, interviewing pagan Satan-follower Brenda, from "The Trick,";
  • Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 01: "Fantastic But True", introducing Captain Fantasy in a frustrating discussion with Dr. Fast;
  • tumultuous tomfoolery from the hosts.

It's worth it. Download it now!

Episode 008: The Absolute Max

Episode 007: Mothers Say Things to Children

Posted 05-12-08:
Jordan returns to rebuke his co-hosts, as they bring four serials featuring mothers, trappers, traitors, and final choices. Oh, and fun, too. Did I mention that?

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 3: "Trials and Tribulations", wherein Pandora's mother forces mattering into her hands;
  • A clip from radio show Don't Believe It, a conspiracy show to which Hope Darling made a call;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 03: "Gay Marriage", in which a possesed little girl and an annoying heiress decide what gays can or cannot do;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 06: "Riders of Destiny", bringing two of the Flashpack to the home of... the Floogles;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John explains the true danger of littering;
  • Guard Duty, Episode 06: "Turning the Table", the end of series one, in which Foal speaks to Broadband about resposibility, and what must be done;
  • humorous japes from the hosts.

Sound good? Download it now!

Episode 007: Mothers Say Things to Children

Episode 006: The Laughing Place

Posted 05-05-08:
Jordan sits out a podcast, leaving Frank, Rory, and Scape to do the podcast on their own... which leads them into a bit of mischief, and a special appearance from Satan.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Episode 5: "No Choices", in which The Stallion and Peaseblossom discuss the state of the revised history of the Earth Guard;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 05: "Boo!", a frightening tale of the true origins of Halloween (which may or may not be Satan's Birthday);
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us why he hates the French;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 04: "Riddles and Liasons", splitting Stella and Macy into different investigative tracks, and bringing an unexpected reappearance;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 05: "Gains and Losses", in which the Flashpack defeats one deadly foe at the cost of an ally;
  • High School Poetry, written by Jordan D. White, and dug out of storage by the others for the purposes of embarassment;
  • jokey chatter from the hosts.

You want it? Download it now!

Episode 006: The Laughing Place

Episode 005: The Pangs of Utter Destruction

Posted 04-28-08:
Another episode packed to the brim with content! Four serials, plus one ALL-NEW show... which likely won't be continued. Hear it here first!

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 2: "Trapped in a Box", in which we learn a bit more of what Hope darling has planned for her daughter;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John gives us some very meaty information;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 04: "Gunslinger", a tale of the old west, and what it takes for a killer to get into heaven while a lawman burns;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 03: "Crossroads", bringing Stella and Macy to a lunch break before spurring one of them into action;
  • Car Debate, Episode 01: Hillary vs. Obama, an all-new Frank Allen debate show pilot... which may or may not be continued;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 04: "Call Off Cthulhu", featuring the final coming of the mind-shattering ancient old one;
  • bizarre musings by the hosts.

Who could resist? Download it now!

Episode 005: The Pangs of Utter Destruction

Episode 004: Not For Screwers Around

Posted 04-21-08:
A jam-packed fourth episode, featuring a bit of a switcheroo, a put-out co-host, and good talk of some important naps.

Featuring:

  • Epic Echoes, Episode 3: "A Stitch in Time", wherein the Flashback makes two important stops on their way to their final showdown;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John disentangles a tale of talking wolves and time travel;
  • Debatitorium, Episode 2: "Women's Rights," where Frank Allen presides over the final debate over whether women should enjoy their rights;
  • Where Are They Now in Debatitorium History, in which Rory St. John brings us an important update on what has happened since that debate's decision;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 03: "The Sissy?", where a pair of truckers learn to regret calling Jesus a sissy;
  • Guard Duty, Episode 04: "Cross Words", with the Jack and Mr. Fahrenheit engaging in a friendly game of Scrabble;
  • wacky discussions by the hosts.

Who could resist? Download it now!

Episode 004: Not For Screwers Around

Episode 003: I Don't Care About Your Hotdog

Posted 04-14-08:
The third episode brings the final "premiere" of our launch, along with three other series, all-new original bits, and no Mexican content whatsoever.

Featuring:

  • Like Mother, Episode 1: "My Mother, the Killer", the premiere of the paranoia-filled family drama in Carousel, NY;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 2: "Reverend Wonderful", where we discuss whether you need to do good things to go to heaven;
  • NO Frank Allen Interview, and certainly not with anyone associated with Jack Chick, or who knows anything about him;
  • Decker and Hayes, Episode 02: "Blue Plate Special", in which the ladies try to find out what's so special at the Blue Diner;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about intestinal fortitude;
  • Guard Duty, Episode 03: "Asking and Telling", with Ocean Man and Peaseblossom revealing a few secrets;
  • zany hijnks from the hosts.

Who could resist? Download it now!

Episode 003: I Don't Care About Your Hotdog

Episode 002: A Cesspool of Ignorance

Posted 04-07-08:
The second episode, and two more series premiere, two continue, and two of our hosts have a showdown years in the making.

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Episode 02: Working Hard or Hardly Working, featuring The Stallion and Broadband arguing over the burdens of heroism;
  • Decker & Hayes, Episode 01: Parlortown Lows, the first episode of the lesbian detective serial, where the duo takes on a mysterious case;
  • This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us an entirely different evolution;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Rory St. John, which gets quite heated indeed;
  • Debatitorium 2006, Episode 01: The Iraq War, the first of many of the world's issues decided by Frank Allen;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 02: Revelations, or the Kingdom Come, the Flashpack reunites with President Jimmy Kovacs bearing startling secrets;
  • color commentary by the hosts.

Such a variety! Download it now!

Episode 002: A Cesspool of Ignorance

Episode 001: Kiss and Make Up

Posted 03-31-08:
The premiere of Cast in Wax! Host Jordan D. White and his panel of co-hosts, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White, bring you wax-work radio serials and comedy with all-new introductions and bonus features!

Featuring:

  • Guard Duty, Episode 01: Hopefully Devoted, featuring The Jack and Dr. Fast comparing secret origins;
  • This Day in History and all-new feature, Where Are They Now In History, Rory St. John's historical fact and all-new historical update, with a creamy moral filling;
  • Tract or Fiction?, Episode 01: Sin City, asking whether homosexuality is a sin, or a sexy good time;
  • a Frank Allen Interview with Devon White, wife of series creator Jordan D. White, about her part in the series;
  • Epic Echoes, Episode 01: Goodbye Kiss, the "final episode" of the Backwards Series, where Max Thornfield and the Flashpack face their final challenge from Drallus;
  • color commentary by the hosts.

All that? Wow! Download it now!

Episode 001: Kiss and Make Up

Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers!

Posted 03-08-08:
An little test episode, making sure everything is running smoothly with the podcast technology, and announcing the start date of the real thing.

Featuring:
- A run down what show will be on the series;
- A completely fake and stupid episode of "This Day In History";
- Me rambling about nothing, really.

What are you waiting for? Download it now!

Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers!
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