Wax-work enters into the realm of the podcast with "Cast in Wax," first
bringing all the wonderful radio serials from Welcome
to the Wax-Work
radio program
to the virtual citizens of the internet, and now continuing on with all
new audio serials. Hosted by Jordan D. White, with co-hosts Frank Allen,
Rory St. John, and Scape White, with
guest appearances
by any Wax-Work actors and/or characters who happen to come about.
You can send in listener mail to Jordan, Frank, Rory, Scape, or anyone else
involved by emailing to castinwax@gmail.com. We may even read your email on the next episode!
The podcast began on March 31st, 2008,
the day before wax-work.com's sixth anniversary, and is currently updated
on Monday, twice monthly. Usually.
Congratulations! If you're reading this,
you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness
it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with
all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory
St. John, and
Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully)
be a regular schedule with a simple and straightforward podcast...jsut
like we used to do! Hurrah!
Featuring:
The long-awaited return of Extra-History Now! dealing with an alternate
outcome to the alien invasion!
The eleventh episode of Kentwood, bringing
about the final appearance of a recurring character in the Professors'
lives!
A recurrance of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History with a moral that makes our hosts feel guilty!
All-new, one-shot radio play Anton and the Talking
Potato in
which a man, Anton, meets a talking potato!
The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the
Future,
featuring a visit to the Homosexual Eighties!
Plus: a quickie ukulele cover of The Ting Tings' song "Great
DJ"!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and realities
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-15-14:
Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously,
it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering
the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling
through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank
Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a record of what went
on...and some radio serials!
Featuring:
A record of the suffering of mankind, as represented by Frank and
Rory!
The tenth episode of Kentwood, dealing with
a sex-obsessed fantasist!
The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the
Future,
featuring a massive change to the timeline...and the ommission
of a main character!
Another newly discovered installment of radio serial The
Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring
a garden party!
The return of Politalk with Wally Russman wherein Wally talks
to callers about the realities of living under Alien rule!
And...a suprise exclusive interview on a very special episode
of Frank Allen Interviews!
A quickie ukulele cover of Starship's song "Nothing's
Gonna Stop Us Now"!
Hachi Machi! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and surrenders
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 02-03-14:
It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted
the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away
the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for
a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully,
with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back to
help everyone in this troubled time!
Featuring:
Updates on the well being of all four hosts since everything went
down--Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory--plus special guest Harry
Wilson!
The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the
Future,
featuring a too-close-for-comfort look at a post-catastrophic
world...and maybe some hope?
A belated holiday special from your friends at the Extraordinary
Transmission Network, featuring a holiday @$$hole Watch!
A newly discovered radio serial, possibly from the 1930s, called
The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring cobbling!
The ninth episode of Kentwood, this time
bringing the professor into contact with the most dangerous game!
In-depth discussions of oral hygeine!
A few bits and bobs of listener mail!
Excuse me! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and alien tales
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 12-02-13:
What's this? It's the return of our good
friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with
another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A
Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to
comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history
of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO DISCUSS!
Featuring:
In depth commentary on the last six weeks worth of Cast
In Wax episodes, including extensive clips thereof!
The final Lesson from the Life of
Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan dies!
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter changing
the ownership of the newspaper our fourth-estate femme works
for!
The eighth episode of Kentwood, this time
bringing the professor into unwilling contact with a science-fiction
convention!
A conspicuous absence of This Day in History and
a Where
Are They Now In History!
The debut of a brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring
a look at a post-catastrophic world living in nuclear fallout!
A quickie ukulele cover of NOFX's
song "Thank God It's Monday"!
Wait a minute! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and flashbacks
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 10-21-13:
Another over-stuffed episode, as both
the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal
announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo.
Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues
to persue his newfound legal occupation.
Featuring:
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing
our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual
friends!
The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time
bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia
nights!
Three new episodes of This Day in History and
a Where
Are They Now In History revealing more of the hidden
world of the mole people from the ground!
The penultimate Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van
Etten in
which Nathan deals with the devil and makes first contact with
alien life!
Another enormous episode of Scapie Stories from a Cat
in the Dark,
in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Mystery
of Marie Roget to Sherlock Holmes!
A quickie ukulele cover of The Darkness's
song "Girlfriend"!
Bonus behind the scenes commentary!
Hoo-dee-hoo! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal briefs
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-30-13:
Ever
since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in
holy
matrimony with the rich
and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been
asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing
the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as terminally
ill as he'd thought, he's suing Diogenes for fraud. This is their
case, with the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco presiding.
Featuring:
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
presented as evidence in the confusion of Suzie/Jean-Baptiste
Sans Seriff embroglio!
The sixth episode of Kentwood, this time hopefully
speaking to the fact that while Frank Allen can read, he cannot
read Etruscan!
Four new episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, proving that Rory St. John
is an exceptional witness!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan may or may not prove that animals can be trained to
be lawyers!
A full blown Ukulele Is For Covers cover of
the Andy Asylum mashup of Shaggy and The
Cure, "It Wasn't Close To Me"!
Picture this! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal appeals
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-02-13:
For no reason whatsoever, this is the
longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking
in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling,
phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling,
dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other
things.
Featuring:
Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional
editorializing!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement!
The fifth episode of Kentwood,
this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the spy writer
who he loved, or at least liked well enough!
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which Annie goes on a girls night out to an eaterie with which
we may just be familiar!
The return of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Murders
in the Rue Morgue to C. August Dupin!
Two quickie ukulele covers--first of Survivor's
Eye of the Tiger, then of The Hives' Hate
to Say I Told You So!
Alright! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hitmen
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-19-13:
HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan
excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts
reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the
show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What
starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news.
Featuring:
Three new episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring therapy, an irresistably
attractive woman, and a faked death!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan learns that his ex-girlfriend is moving into his house!
The fourth episode of Kentwood,
this time featuring the two professors investigating a big box
store!
A surprise visit from someone who ahs been much discussed recently...and
the return of Frank Allen Interviews in order to interrogate
them!
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which Annie doesn't even get an assignment, so she tags along
with Suzie!
Plus: your very own listener mail, including an audio letter
with some very startling information regarding an old friend
of the show!
A quickie ukulele cover of a classic television song.
Hot dog! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cousins
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-29-13:
One of the hazards of Jordan no longer
putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events
in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case
with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen
was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes of
New York state. Congratulations, Frank!
Featuring:
Three more episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the final tales
of Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic!
The return of The Diner, and its ongoing feud with the slightly
taller diner next door...this time, involving a tree fort!
The third episode of Kentwood,
this time documenting the spywork and blackmail that led to the
Professor getting a dog!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan successfully solicits a prostitute!
An extra-sized, limousine-recorded episode of Frank
Advice,
featuring newlyweds Frank Allen and Diogenes
St. John on the
way to their Honeymoon!
Special archival Scapie song recordings, and an all-new studio
version of the Scapie classic "When Frank Allen
Talks"!
Plus: your very own listener mail!
To make?! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hookworms
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-08-13:
As Frank Allen continues to vacillate
on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the
summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra
vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings
of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for children,
unless they have like...really cool parents.
Featuring:
Three episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring Bill, the magical
recovering alcoholic with a death wish!
An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which Annie meets and greets with a MAN reporter!
The second episode of new ongoing series, Kentwood,
this time featuring Kentwood and Sabago goign under cover as
a hippy an a pimp!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Jane attempts to seduce Nathan's father!
All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One continues,
featuring actual lawyer Matthew Roma and
his client Frank Allen having an admissable
conversation!!
A quickie banjolele cover of Ingrid Michaelson's song "I'm
Through"!
All because of you! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal advice
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 06-16
-13:
A hundred-fifty-one
episodes in and Jordan
D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny
bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a
friend of the show, while still maintaining the wonderful host
segementness of Frank Allen and Scape White.
It's a new era! Join the fun!
Featuring:
Two episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the continuing
magical adventures of Bill!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan attempts to spy on his "lady" "love"!
An all-new ongoing series, Kentwood, chronicling the life,
adventures and mystery solving of the famed professor, Eldredge
Kentwood.
The seventh episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme goes with a boy to lovers' lane!
All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One begins, featuring Lyn
Nelson and Scape White making a list of eighteen types of food!
A return of Ukulele is For Covers with Jordan covering Robin
Thicke's hit song "Blurred Lines" on his ukulele!
Everybody get up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and CASK donations
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 06-03-13:
That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting
for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan
D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well,
he mentions it. With Scape White reduced to co-host status again,
and Frank Allen heathy and hearty once more, one-hundred-fifty
episode in, the show is as vital as it ever was!
Featuring:
Two episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring bad marriages for
a Czar and President !
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan drops acid and trips balls!
A look into the life of Slam Jackson's brother Zap Jackson
with The Other Side!
The return of that bastion of eateries, The Diner, wherein
a funeral comes for brunch and a death occurs!
The sixth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme goes on a date with a familiar
loudmouth!
Two quickie ukulele covers--Weezer's song "Butterfly" and Fiona
Apple's classic "Criminal"!
I'm sorry! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and CASK donations
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 05-20-13:
An archival government recording of the
Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action
in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of
Vermont and including Senator John Jacob Jingle of
the South, and
future Senator Smith-Smith of Nebraska 7 (formerly
New York). Testafying before the committee is Jordan D. White,
an editor from New York who was instrumental in the drafting of
the bill.
Evidence presented:
EIGHT episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring oddly precient
and relevant updates!
An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which
Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with
torture expert, Dot Small!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan shows how useful he is in an emergency!
The fifth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a civil war reenactment!
A quickie ukulele cover of the Sesame Street song "Ladybug
Picnic"!
Twelve! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and condolences
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 03-25-13:
Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts
this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan
D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect
Dissemination bill, and Rory St. John is still no
longer with us...what else could happen when Frank Allen takes
ill? It's going to be a wild ride.
In this episode:
FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the Hemmingway,
Mel Brooks, and a 2013 party!
An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which
Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with
Hotel Detective Mandy Harpur!
NO SERIALS!
Stream of Scapie's consciousness!
A quickie ukulele cover of the Beatles song "Another
Girl"!
An in-depth analysis of the Beatles lyrics!
A bememorized bit of listener mail!
Hello! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and Beatles
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 02-03-13:
Scapie continues to host
the show with
Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick
who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission and Rory remains not far
from the show's thoughts as again the topic of death weighs heavy
on the podcast.
In this episode:
Three episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the Virgin Mary,
Pluto, and John Adams on various quests!
The fourth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a GIANT MONSTER
ATTACK!
An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives
advice to people on the internet along with President
William Henry Harrison!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan feels the overwhelming urge to KILL!
A quickie ukulele cover of the Harvey Danger song "Cream
and Bastards Rise"!
A nice sampling of listener mail!
You can see it in their eyes! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and money
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 02-03-13:
Jordan has gone back to Washington DC,
leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank
Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre
of Rory's death still casts a shadow over the proceedings...but
doesn't get that much respect, regardless.
In this episode:
Two episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the TRUTH about
the Purple Talking Indian!
The third episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme is actually given an exciting
assignment!
The recently unearthed recordings of the Auditions
for the Thorpsburg Follies, featuring many a familiar voice from Thorpsburg!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan finds learns about the Jewish faith!
A quickie ukulele cover of Aimee Mann's song "Wise
Up"!
A hooking helping of listener mail!
It's not going to stop! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hookworms
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
145: Rory St. John, "One Can Always Be Richer"
Posted 01-21-13:
The podcast
returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory
St. John. In this
episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank
Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute to their
fallen comrade while commencing with the difficult job of moving
on with their lives.
It's not easy.
In this episode:
Four episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History...all of which were completed
before Rory's death!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan finds himself a hostage while having...a change
of mind!
All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter,
in which our fourth-estate femme finds herself looking into...an
old guy!
The second and final episode of Rory's Stories From
Another World, in which Rory tells another version of The
Picture of Dorian Grey to writer Oscar Wilde!
Rememberances of Rory St. John, from his friends
and colleagues, in the form of both listener mail and audio letters!
Jordan performs a musical tribute in the form of a Ukulele
is for Covers version of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven!
Our condolences! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cacti
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 01-07-13:
Just a short message from Jordan, still
reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last
episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the
show, send in your thoughts and/or memories of our lost friend
to castinwax@gmail.com in either letter or audio-letter form for
next episode.
Posted 12-24-12:
Cast
In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on
our
very own Rory St. John.
He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to
this night...and three familiar sounding "ghosts".
In this episode:
A journey into the Christmases of Rory's life, past, present, and
future!
Two episodes of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History featuring the Wright brothers
and the KKK!
A new Chirumbolo special, A Somewhat Christmas Yuletide, featuring
characters from shows present and future!
A very special secret episode of Frank Advice, featuring the
leading expert in Extra-History, Carmichael Jean-Baptiste
St. Seraph!
A special Holiday Debate from the Extraordinary
Transmission Network hosted and moderated by Wally
Russman of Politalk!
A cup of listener mail!
The demo of Jordan's new Christmas song "Until It's
Xmas"!
Serious changes for one of the podcast's hosts!
Humbug! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and humbuggery
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
143: All I Have in My Life is Millions of Dollars
Posted 12-10-12:
The Christmas season draws near as the
podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy
the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has
a complete and utter meltdown and another tattles on the furry
little host. As the last episode before the Christmas special,
this may be the calm before the storm...
In this episode:
The previously unaired second episode of The Scape Debate, recorded
in case Scape had won the Re-Cast In Wax competition...which
he did not!
Three episodes of This Day in History and
one of Where
Are They Now In History featuring a host who barely
is keeping it together!
Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan attempts to help someone other than himself!
All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, following the exploits
of Thorpsburg's pluckiest young fourth-estater!
An extra-special Scapie produced episode of a CLASSIC
Wax-Work serial!
A hefty sack of listener mail!
Two ukulele Christmas cover songs by Jordan!
YAY! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and X-Mas wishes
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
142: The Brain Isn't a Muscle, It's a Metaphor
Posted 11-19-12: A new
era begins...an era in which Scape
White once again is host of Cast In Wax! Joined by his loyal
co-hosts, Frank Allen and Rory St. John, Scape fills in while Jordan
is away making the nation safe from insects. In this extremely
long episode, find out what lies in store!
In this episode:
The third episode of the exceedingly strange series, Octopus
Set,
this time introducing a character with the birth defect of omniscience!
The third episode of the advice show Frank Advice, featuring
Wally Russman joining Frank to answer the questions of anonymous
internet users!
Two episodes of This Day in History and
one of Where
Are They Now In History featuring the horrors of Mister
Freeze!
The return of Lessons from the Life of Nathan Van Etten, back
from Vermont with his new girlfriend at his side!
A HUGE BARREL of listener mail!
An all-new cover by Scape White of a classic song by Jefferson
Starship!
FREEZE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and poop advice
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 11-05-12:
In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode,
Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes
a big announcement,
Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just
sort of coasts along. It's a big one, folks. Don't forget to vote.
For Obama.
In this episode:
The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories
from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Barney Cohen's Friday
the 13th, the Final Chapter to musical enthusiast
Madison Gayle!
Just in time for the election, the return of Wally
Russman and his political talk show, Politalk, this time addressing viloence
and single parent homes!
Four episodes of This Day in History and
one of Where
Are They Now In History featuring some extreme bitterness!
The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring
nearly every foe Slam ever had the displeasure to face!
A wide variety of listener mail!
An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a
version of Annie Lennox's classic, "Walking
On Broken Glass"!
SMASH! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and taunts
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 10-08-12:
This is it--the final results for Re-Cast
In Wax are in, and in this episode, you will learn once and
for all who wins the Re-Cast In Wax reality show...and even hear
the next episode of the winning series! Will it be The Scape
Debate?
Will it be Frank Advice? Or will it be Rory's
Stories? It will be one of them--this I swear.
In this episode:
The final results of Re-Cast In Wax...which is an ASTOUNDING number
of votes!
The second episode of the winning series (whatever it may be)
featuring an appearance by Dungeons & Dragons player, Martin
Youngkill!
The final episode of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in
which Chop gets a sort of good news / bad news type deal!
Three episodes of This Day in History and
one of Where
Are They Now In History featuring the first supreme
court!
The third episode of series two of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring
the world's greatest Slam Jackson impersonator!
Trillions upon trillions of votes-worth of listener mail!
A special message from the owner and operator of the Bronx
Zooviet Socialist Republic.
A fully produced Scape White improv song, Woe
Is Me!
WOE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-17-12:
After a month accumulating votes for Re-Cast
In Wax, the podcast returns and tallies up the votes so far! But
don't worry--there is still time to send in your votes! Take a
hand in the future of Cast In Wax and decide what segment will
be continued and which will be cast aside! PLUS: a secret peek
behind the curtain!
In this episode:
The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in
which Chop meets the new new new new warden...the toughest one
yet!
Four episodes of This Day in History and one
of Where
Are They Now In History featuring the fastest spaceship
of all time!
The second episode of series two of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring
the world's greatest Slam Jackson impersonator!
Billions of votes-worth of listener mail!
A listener submitted Karaoke version of Wax-Work Theme
F!
VOTE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-20-12:
The third episode of Recast in
Wax is
here! This time, Patsy Kennedy is in the driver's
seat, and you can guess his opinion vis-a-vis you and the believing
of it! And with this episode, you'll have heard all the shows in
the competition, and you'll find out how to bvote on your favorite!
Let's make it happen!
In this episode:
The start of series three of Slam
Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson suffering
a fate he just suffered, but again!
One episode of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History featuring the truth about
finders and keepers!
The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of Rory's
Stories From Another World,
in which Rory tells his guest, Tooth Janitor Harry Wilson,
a version of Moby Dick...from another world!
The ongoing return of Chop Henderson:
Incarcerated! in which Chop meets the
new warden...who wants to make all the prisoner's dreams come
true!
A festering wad of listener mail!
A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of Wormstew's "Caesar"!
No mention of Wax-Work
Wiki, but, still...go work on it!
VOTE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-13-12:
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast
In Wax continues! This time, Jordan turns the
reigns of the episode over to Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist
Lyn Nelson, allowing her to question Frank, Rory, and Scape in
their competition to decide who shall become wax-work next big
podcast star!
In this episode:
Another extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam
Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson on a date...with
a WOMAN!
The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of Frank
Advice,
a debate show in which Frank gives YOU advice along with Olympic
Platinum Medalist Alicia Jensen!
The ongoing return of Chop Henderson:
Incarcerated! in which Chop meets his
lawyer and makes a first impression on her!
One episode of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History featuring the conquering of
the Americas!
A heaving pride of listener mail!
A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of KISS's "God
Gave Rock and Roll to You"!
No mention of Wax-Work
Wiki, but, still...go work on it!
HAH! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and advice queries
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
136: A Very Sophisticated Use of the Word Moderate
Posted 08-06-12:
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast
In Wax begins! Frank, Rory, and Scape are pitted
one against another in a competition to create the next hit segment
for the podcast! In this, the first of three episodes, host Jordan
D. White speaks with the competitors are they premiere their
works one by one to become...the next star to be carved from
the wax of the podcast.
In this episode:
An extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam
Jackson: Adventurist! featuring the titular detective
breaking a world record and facing his nemesis!
One episode of This Day in History and Where
Are They Now In History featuring
the truth behind the end of World War II!
The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of The
Scape Debate, a debate show
in which Scape takes on all comers in an all-out debate
to the heart of the truth!
The continual return of Chop Henderson:
Incarcerated! in which Chop gets out
of the hole in time for a rodeo!
A delightful dollop of listener mail!
A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of The Good Natured's "Video
Voyeur"!
More discussion of the Wax-Work
Wiki, which you should totally go add to right this second!
1, 2, 3! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and debates
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-30-12:
Four weeks since the last episode, the
podcast returns with an all-new direction as Jordan gives gives
his three co-hosts an assignment that will play out over the next
three episodes. Scape, Frank, and Rory must compete to bring the
newest regular feature to the podcast, and YOU get to decide what
stays and what goes!
In this episode:
The announcement of Re-Cast in Wax, a mini-competitive
reality show wherein Frank, Rory, and Scape produce new shows...based
on each other's ideas!
The conclusion of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!'s
second season, in
which Slam encounters a nemesis the likes of which he cannot
even fathom!
FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
Russian time travel and illegal television funding!
The righteous return of Chop Henderson in...Chop Henderson:
Incarcerated! as the "hero" of the
piece takes to life in prison!
The dramatic conclusion of the miniseries Nathan Van
Etten Saves Vermont
in which, believe it or not, the title of the miniseries comes
true!
A massive swath of listener mail!
A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of Prince's "Arms
of Orion".
The announcement of the Wax-Work
Wiki, which you should go
and start working on right now as we speak!
JESUS! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and wikinotes
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-02-12:
It's oppressively hot in New York City,
but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity
just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With
four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele
songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very seams with
your very joy!
In this episode:
A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff
by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Scapie
Section of the Show"!
A visit from Doctor Michael "Doc Mike" Pembleton,
updating all of us on progress at the Bronx Zooviet Socialist
Republic!
An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in
which Slam's narrator comes home with a drunk ladyfriend!
Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
children and aviatresses in peril!
The fifth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten
Saves Vermont
in which many inconvenient truths are conveniently revealed!
The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie
Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells
Martin Kitrosser and Carol Watson's Friday the 13th
Part III to Lord Vanton Zest...in 3-D!
The final episode of the first season of The Diner, in which
a savage betrayal is perpetrated by one of the diner's workers!
A sweaty pile of listener mail!
An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a
version of They Might Be Giants's classic, "Weep
Day"!
WEEP! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and conditioned
air to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 06-11-12:
The gang is all here, with Jordan, Scape,
Frank, and Rory all present for an informative lesson on Britain's
loudest actor. Plus: 100 episodes after Frank Allen spits in the
face of Cast In Wax, he finally makes good and
apologizes for his behavior. You won't believe your ears.
In this episode:
A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff
by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Frank
Jerk"!
An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with
Slam and his narrating ally face the loudfest of all possible
evils!
Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
an emperor, a queen, and a commie!
The second installment of all-new, all-strange series Octopus
Set, wherein Tom and Ed are arrested...but was it
by the police?
The fourth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten
Saves Vermont
in which Nathan is taken to the syrup factory of him dreams!
A simmering stew of listener mail!
A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of Jonathan Coulton's "Not
About You".
Spill! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and spelling
inquiries to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
132: Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts
Posted 05-21-12:
A very special episode, donating all its
profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing
of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently
growing epidemic of people eating lamps. No one knows how this
tragedy began...but we're going to do whatever we can to help stop
the horror. Please...don't eat lamps.
In this episode:
The return of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating
ally on a super-secret stakeout!
Two episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
dealing with Israel and prostate cancer!
The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie
Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells
Ron Kurz and Phil Scuderi's Friday the 13th Part II to
"Lyn Nelson"!
The third episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten
Saves Vermont
in which Nathan arrives in the titular state to find someone
he knows already there!
A bubbling brew of listener mail!
A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of NOFX's "You
Drink, You Drive, You Spill".
Spill! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and housing requests
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 05-07-12:
Just a completely normal episode! Nothing
special to hear here at all! All four hosts are present, as is
special guest and zoo-runner, Doctor Mike Pembleton!
And no, the host segment is not exceedingly short, why do you ask?
I am not sure what you mean--it can't be the case, since the episode
is still a normal length, right? So I don't know what you mean.
In this episode:
A special, noir-styled episode of The Diner!
Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
John Hodgman, Kermit the Frog, and Brad Majors!
The much ballyhooed return of Frank Allen Interviews, with
an exclusive interview with the infamous mister Frank
Allen!
The second episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten
Saves Vermont
in which Nathan deals with loss!
A nifty smattering of listener mail!
A Scapie cover of the Grateful Dead's hit song, "A Touch of
Grey"!
NOTHING ELSE AT ALL! Nope, nothing else!
We will get by! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and alternate
spellings to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
130: Can We Get Off the Topic of Sexual Coersion?
Posted 04-16-12:
Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners
were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited
the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting
those duties. No more. With the crack team of Dr. Mike Pembleton,
Dr. June T. Loveberger, and Scape White, Jordan has a plan that
will change the zoo forever. ALL THE ZOO PLANNING ACTION YOU CRAVE,
and ALL IN THE CREATIVE CAST IN WAX CAUSATION!
In this episode:
The FIRST EPISODE of ALL-NEW serial, Octopus Set, in which two
best friends try to tell the story like it is, but keep getting
into trouble!
Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity
Where Are They Now In History featuring
Miss Cleo, Richard Nixon, and Jerry Garcia!
The LOOOONG awaited return of the fan-favorite series Scapie
Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Sean S. Cunningham's
Friday the 13th to Jack the Stripper!
The first episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves
Vermont
in which Nathan deals with loss!
Pulse-pounding zoo operation debate, AS YOU LIKE IT!
A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of KISS' "God
Gave Rock and Roll to You."
I gotta tell ya! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and zoo thoughts
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
129: I Know You're Watching, I See You Looking
Posted 03-26-12:
It's been a while, but finally, THEY'RE
BACK. The original team supreme of Cast In Wax, Jordan D. White,
Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape
White are all back in one
room to record the entire podcast, and they've brough a boatload
of radio serials to while away the time! A NEW ERA of CAST IN WAX
begins HERE! Sort of. Maybe?
In this episode:
An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! in which Slam
suffers the unforeseen consequences of his totally legitimate
troubles!
FIVE episodes of This Day in History and ONE
of the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring
Marina Sirtis and the lost TNG episode!
The long awaited return of the comedy series The Diner, in
an episode which turns the fourth wall into set dressing!
An new Lesson in the Life of Nathan Van Etten
in which Nathan finds himself stricken by a cold, and then, by
a more serious ailment!
A tumultuous tirade of listener mail!
An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs
a version of Ru Paul's classic, "Don't
Be Jealous of My Boogie"!
Turn it up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tolerance
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 02-20-12:
Take a whirl on the unofficial podcast
of wax-work.com, the fan-made Cast In Wax fancast, A Cast of Whacks.
Join host Steve Joseph and his panel of co-hosts,
Hank Fallon, bruiser Percy, and pet
rabbit Flee, as they discuss one of the most eventful
episodes of Cast In Wax in ages.
In this episode:
ENORMOUS LIFE CHANGES in the lives of Frank Allen, Rory
St. John,
Scape White, and Jordan D. White!
An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! featuring
a special appearance by characters from another recent serial!
FOUR episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring
Sarah Palin, Barbara Walters, and Lance Reddick!
An new Lesson in the Life of Nathan Van Etten,
in which Nathan finds himself stymied by things you would understand
easily!
An EPIC piece of listener mail!
An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a
version of Bauhaus's classic, "Bela
Lugosi's Dead"!
UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and fanfic
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 01-23-12:
This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have
a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of
the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist,
and girlfriend of Rory St. John, June joins the gang in discussing
vegetarianism, animals, and mothers.
In this episode:
The finale of the epic mini-serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator!,
resolving Chop and Slam's beef once and for now!
Two episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring
Paris Hilton and Bruce Springsteen!
The return of Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, in which
Nathan finds himself in a local recruiting office for the US
Army!
A sizable stack of listener mail!
An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a
sinister version of Van Halen's morbid 80s classic, "Jump"!
Who said that! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and lies
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 01-09-12:
We return for the New Year with Frank
and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them
having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan
got a new instrument to become obsessed with! Oh, and Scape is
still kidnapped. That's sad.
In this episode:
The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in
which Chop successfully catches his nemesis in his trap!
Two episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring
presidential hopefuls!
The all-new spinoff, Hellworld Jackson: Death Hound
of the Underworld! in which the titular detective
gets an imponderable case!
A reasonable ream of listener mail!
A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of They Might Be
Giants'
"Brain Problem Situation."
Wake up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and bass tips
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 12-26-11:
It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is
far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of
trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there
is a boatload of amazing Cast In Wax Christmas material to help
out, along with his trusty ukulele! That oughtta do the trick,
eh?
In this episode:
The relatively recent A Very Yuletide Christmas special, crossing
over Nathan Van Etten, Slam Jackson, and more!
The classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug!" featuring Jack
Chick's take on the classic Christmas story!
Four episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring
famous seasonal celebrities!
The infamous Frank Allen Interview, in which Frank sets his
sites on taking down Santa Claus!
Possibly the best Christmas bit in Cast in Wax history, the
Scapie Stories From a Cat in the Dark retelling
of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"!
A new holiday heap of listener mail!
Numerous holiday ukulele covers, including
songs by Band Aid, The Kinks, The
Vandals, and traditional seasonal classics!
Feed the world! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and consolation
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 12-05-11:
With Scape still missing and presumed
kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast
to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that
not one but TWO missing persons cases will be wrapped up within
the minutes of the episode...
In this episode:
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam attempts to buy a new
pair of shoes!
An episode of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with
actor and King of England, James Stuart(...Stewart?)!
The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in
which Chop attempts to spring his revengination on Slam Jackson!
A quick question of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover the Ass Ponys' song, "Mr.
Superlove".
That's me! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tips to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 11-28-11:
After a few weeks of illness bouncing
from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate
Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to
speak. Unfortunately, what begins as a national holiday of thankfulness
takes a turn for the sinister, and ends in tragedy. Listen, if
you dare...
In this episode:
An all-new and all-different episode of the show @$$hole
Watch...but maybe not the @$$hole Watch you're expecting!
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam tries to pull the old
switcheroo on his most annoying nemesis!
Three episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with
celebrities Harry Wilson, Steve Titman, and Sharyl Casey!
The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in
which Chop attempts to purchase some rope from a hardware store!
An opulent oodle of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover medley of Rebecca Black's
Friday combined with Amanda Palmer's Oasis!
You know what it is! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cat butt
shots to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 11-07-11:
Yes,
that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast,
and those of you who missed
the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery
is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits
of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this and
more inside!
In this episode:
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam finds himself in quite
a jam while avoiding a personal topic!
An episodes of This Day in History and
the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History in
which Thomas Edison tells us all about FDR's 3rd election!
A special presentation of an episode of the 60s classic cartoon,
Captain Webb: The Animated Series with an episode called "Spinning
Wheels"!
The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in
which he encounters some vampire hunters in an unusual location!
A nice nattering of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of the Vandals' song "Fourteen"!
BEEEEEP! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and interesting
diagrams to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 10-31-11:
After the SHOCKING events of last episode's
trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape
White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's
right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that
way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a happy one?
You'll see inside...
In this episode:
The continuing exploration of @$$hole Watch,
addressing Frank Allen's return to the podcast!
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which a very personal fact about Slam
is brought to light!
Four episodes of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, and all
themed for the Halloween holiday!
Premier of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! introducing
the titular hero and his adverturational exploits!
A mound of moving listener mail!
A very special Scapie Stories / Pet Sounds presentation of
the first movement of Scapie's thesis, The Call of Cthulhu,
Part I: The Horror In Clay!
F'tagn! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and newspaper
clippings to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 10-03-11:
This is it--the trial you've been waiting
for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and
his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt
Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire,
have been brought before the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco
for justice...once and for all!
In this episode:
The TRIAL OF THE...PODCAST, in the form of Jordan D. White squaring
off, legally, against Frank Allen!
A sneaky bit of @$$hole Watch, addressing
Frank Allen's alleged theivery!
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam squares off against a troll
(but not Miss Ida Know, who is NOT a troll)!
An all-new episode of The Diner, in which
there is a case of identity confusion and Jan-confusion!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the famous legal cast of O.J. Simpson!
The legal limit of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Rub One
Out"from the film, 2gether!
Order! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal analysis
to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-19-11:
Back to the simple, straightforward approach
of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one
over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss
this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances.
In this episode:
A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out
version of his improvised Like Mother theme!
The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with
news legal and pornographic!
The ever-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis
all bring up many things!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film!
The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten,
with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts!
A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring
Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful!
An enormous esophagusful of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More
Time" by Daft Punk!
Celebrate! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and help to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
118: Make Sure That You Don't Commit Crimes
Posted 09-12-11:
This week, Jordan takes some advice and
brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being
inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are
joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he
reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal influence?
In this episode:
The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, with news
on Lyn Nelson's fortunes!
The even-newest of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which Slam deals with the incovenience
of...his family!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the end of all beauracracy!
The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with
Nathan wooing his lady-love, and being wooed by a lovely lady!
A dense dollop of listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "The Safety
Dance" by Men Without Hats!
It's safe to dance! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hoodiehoo to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 09-05-11:
Jordan tries something entirely new and
entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live
streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For
an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over
the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded LIVE
in front of eyes!
In this episode:
The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time
featuing a special Lyn Nelson Interview revealing a grave miscarriage
of justice!
The second episode of the second season of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Nathan
Van Ettan's past returns...with Ice Cream!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the inner-life of Squeaky Fromme!
The final episode of season one of Donnie Palumbo's
Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, revealing the fate of Donnie and his lady-love!
A huge whopper of YOUR listener mail!
LIVE PHONECALLS from people listening to the show live!
Bless you, bless you! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and blessings to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-29-11:
After a two week absence caused by familial
visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with
Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like
being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious
time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and Scapie his
responsibilities.
In this episode:
The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time
in which the hosts say nothing negative about Frank Allen whatsoever!
The first episode of the second season of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Slam's
past returns...for blood!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the strange Shakespeare/Atahualpa/Frenchwoman gang!
An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan gets whats coming to someone else!
A goodly gob of YOUR listener mail!
A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as
he presents his by-request cover of I Give Up's song The
Secret of My Success!
I give up! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and presents to castinwax@gmail.com!
As text or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-08-11:
Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and
the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the
100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn
Nelson!
The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps
without goodwill towards ALL men.
In this episode:
The highly necessary return of @$$hole Watch, with a full recording
of the theme song, to discuss the backstabbing liar who used
to be on the show!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the life, death, and afterlife of Richard Nixon!
A special holiday special, A Very Yuletide Christmas, featuring
most of the series we've currently been listening to!
A fine sampling of YOUR listener mail!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Why is
the Sky Blue?"
by James Kochalka Superstar!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrum pum! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio clips
to castinwax@gmail.com! As text
or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 08-01-11:
This is it--the podcast you've been waiting
for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus,
we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings,
and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules.
Things are happening, people!
In this episode:
An all-new Donnie Palombo's Clubhouse of Super Villainy in
which Donnie comes clean with his super-heroine girlfriend!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the financial fate of Christopher Columbus!
The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The
Search For Frank, ending with us hearing from Frank
Allen himself!
A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as
he presents his by-request cover of Taylor Swift's song Fifteen!
AIIIIEEEE! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke
to castinwax@gmail.com! As text
or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-25-11:
Hosting the show on his own--without hitting
himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and
the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems
to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of
a bum as Jordan suspected.
In this episode:
A singing contest that you, yes, YOU can enter!
An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in
which Nathan enters a contest that no one else cares about!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
every historical figure ever, and fire!
A surprise episode of everyone's favorite radio show designed
only to talk about Frank Allen Fandom, Frankly Speaking!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of They Might
Be Giants!
Oof! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke
to castinwax@gmail.com! As text
or MP3s! We're not picky!
Posted 07-11-11:
Jordan is back! Rory is back! Scapie is
still here! Frank is still not here! THIS is the status of the
hosts for this episode, the one-hundred-twelfth in a series of
indefinitely open-endedness! But listen--for there is a special
guest in this episode, Doctor Mike Pembleton, without whom Jordan
would not be able to record this week. Give him thanks!
In this episode:
An all-new (to us) epsiode of The Diner, which
is slightly less all-new than the previous one aired because
it takes place before it!
An episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History concerning
the duel you heard about in that Milk ad!
Yet another episode of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist - The Search For
Frank,
this time taking Slam to the depressed land of Russia!
Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of The Spice Girls!
Be a little bit wiser! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and disbelief
to castinwax@gmail.com! As text
or MP3s! We're not picky!
Episode
111: The Scapiecast - Scapecast, with Scapie
Posted 07-04-11:
OK, um, so like, once upon a time Scapie
had to do a pocast by himself, pretty much. I mean, like, Jordan
was there for a while, but then he took a nap. So, like, Scapie
had to do the rest of the podcast himself, so it was, like, the
best podcast that was ever cast. And it had shows and stuff on
it, too. Bonus.
In this episode:
There is totally and episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse
of Super-Villainy with a dude tied up and people try to
save him and stuff!
One episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History that Scapie
did, himself. For reals!
A super cool episode of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist
of The Search For Frank,
where Slam Jackson is looking for Frank Allen and meets someone
cool!
An episode of Don't Believe It about Area
51 that is perfect for napping through!
Jordan doing a ukulele cover of one of Scapie's Songs!
No-oo-woh! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and moist
food to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 06-27-11:
With Jordan and Frank BOTH still missing,
Jordan's wife Devon White and friend Lyn Nelson take
matters and podcasts into their own hands, and join regular co-hosts
Rory St. John and Scape White for
this, the one-hundred-tenth episode of Cast in Wax! Will all this
estrogen sit well with the listeners?
In this episode:
The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which
the Diner is shut down for many reasons, and Jen is insulted for
few to no reasons!
Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, featuring
the awfulness of the French!
Another ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist,
the second episode of The Search For Frank,
this time, featuring Slam in Mongolia!
A second special audio recording sent in
by Jordan's kidnappers, the vigilante group known as the Binghamton
Bruisers!
A quick ukulele cover of Ranma 1/2 Season 1 Theme "Don't
Make Me Wild Like You"!
Yappa-pa! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio
files to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 06-13-11:
Again, the podcast returns with only two
hosts: Rory St. John and Scape White.
With Frank Allen missing for OVER SIX MONTHS and now Jordan having
been kidnapped, our two remaining emcees do their best to be strong
and carry on in the face of adversity.
In this episode:
A special audio recording sent in by Jordan's kidnappers, the vigilante
group known as the Binghamton Bruisers!
An all-new Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy,
wherein Donnie's fellow villain Titus Andronicus reveals his plan!
Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, featuring
the death of Aaron Burr!
Another ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson:
Adventurist,
the second episode of The Search For Frank,
in which Slam takes Somalia!
A quick ukulele cover of Bennie and the Jets by
Elton John!
D-D-D-D-Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio files
to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 06-06-11:
After two weeks of no podcast, the show
returns...with only two co-hosts. Why would yet another host of
Cast In Wax go missing? Can you think of anyone who might want
to do hard to one of our magnificent MCs? Find out within....
In this episode:
The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which
a very tasteful sculpture is sculpted and a sandwich is made!
Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, featuring
the post-life adventures of Joan of Arc!
An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten,
taking Nathan to a place he's never been before...the dentist's
office!
An ULTRA-extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
the first episode of The Search For Frank, documenting Slam's
quest to find Frank Allen!
A quick ukulele cover of The Diamond Song by
the Bicycats!
Waugh! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and ransom notes
to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 05-16-11:
Back from a week off to attend a podcast-related
wedding, Jordan, Rory and Scapie retuen with Patsy Kennedy in
tow! Can even the host of KSAC radio's hit syndicated radio program,
Don't Believe It, help our heroes get through the fallout from
the Morality Machine? Yeah, probably.
In this episode:
An extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
episode X, revealing how you, too, can write an episode of Slam
Jackson: Adventurist!
Two weeks' episodes of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, featuring
the fearsome legend of Captain Blood!
The first ever nationally syndicated episode of Exposed!'s
new series, Curious About Serial Killers, hosted by Frank
Allen!
A quick ukulele cover of In Which I Kick Harry Potter
In The Face by Draco and the Malfoys!
Hey now! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and death threats
to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 05-02-11: Thankfully, the world has survived another
week of the Reign of the Morality Machine, and Jordan has grudgingly
provided us with another podcast! Jordan gets mad, Rory fears for
his life, and Scape learns about negative numbers as the morality
index dips to its lowest point yet!
In this episode:
An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten,
bringing up one of Jordan's favorite topics--comic books!
This week's episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, with the
secret origins of the Loch Ness Monster!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
finishing the first season of Slam Jackson with the revelation
of his secret nemesis!
A ukulele version of a song we first hear 100 episodes ago!
Waah! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and death threats
to castinwax@gmail.com!
We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 04-25-11:
Five weeks, five episodes! Could it be
a return to the golden age of the podcast? Or is this the last
episode of the podcast the world will ever see? I suppose only
next week can tell us! But for now, we have another guest-host
filling in the spot Frank Allen left vacant...Mr. Edgemont Montpellier!
In this episode:
An all-new Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again,
wherein the guys help the Hitlers with a bit of planning!
This week's episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, with the
source of old/young misunderstanding!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson goes up against a villain very familiar
to the podcast!
Some rather heady and heavy discussion of 33rd Street, Obama,
morality, and the end of all things!
Uh-oh. Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and begging for
life to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll
read them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 04-18-11:
Four episodes in one month! That hasn't
happened since...August of 2009! Is Jordan serious about the podcast
being weekly again?!? Holy crap! This week, we've got another extra
special guest host brought to the podcast by Rory...but we'll leave
his identity for the 2nd act reveal it is in the podcast itself.
Brace yourself!
In this episode:
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson gets into the most fight-like fight we've
ever heard him fight!
This week's episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, giving
us the history of the USB!
An all-new Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy,
but this time with 100 percent less Donnie Palumbo!
Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of
Belle and Sebastian's song Seeing Other
People!
Ja! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and helpfulness
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 04-11-11:
This episode, via the magic of the internet
and a program called "Skype" (not Scape, he did not really help
at all) our regular hosts are joined by special guest-host and
friend of the show, Charles Berman. The boys discuss the all-new
Morality Machine, and...well, mostly they discuss the Morality
Machine. It's a big deal.
In this episode:
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam fights NO ONE AT ALL!
This week's episode of This Day in History and
update Where Are They Now In History, addressing
the Martian Invasion!
An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten,
bringing the homelessness problem home for Nathan!
Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of
Ben Folds' song Landed!
Plop!! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and mushrooms
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 04-04-11:
The show appears to be back to a weekly
schedule after all! At least, so far. But this episode brings big
changes not for the podcast, but for the world at large. But it's
good! It's very very good, and I am happy to have you graciously
listening to the podcast, thank you ever so much!
In this episode:
An epsiode of Frank Allen Interviews, speaking to protestor
Reggie Herald about his attack on the Olympic Games!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam struggles to get the proper amount of sleep!
An all-new episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of
Super-Villainy,
this time featuring Donnie checking his voice mail!
This week's episode of This Day in History and
update Where
Are They Now In History, addressing the fallout of
the civil rights movement!
Another installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents a cover of the X-Men
Cartoon Theme!
Snikt!! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and pleas
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 03-28-11:
After an absurdly long absence and just
in time for the 3rd anniversary of the Cast in Wax Podcast, Jordan
announces his intention to return to weekly episodes of the podcast.
But with only two co-hosts and the daunting task of the marketing
machine hanging over his head, is there really any way he can pull
that off? Find out next week!
In this episode:
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson picks someone up at the airport!
The fifth episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan
van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan dealing with
affairs of the heart and stomach!
Another six full epsidoes of This Day in History and
update Where
Are They Now In History...dealing with communism,
the Waco incident, and nuclear power!
The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by Kanye
West!
So extreme! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and denials
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Episode
100: A Convergent Age of Silmultaneous Kinship
Posted 02-14-11:
THIS IS IT! Cast in Wax's
super-special, extra-spectacular 100th episode you've
been waiting for!
Jordan, Scape, and Rory celebrate 100 episodes with a super-sized
spectacular with more meaty bits than you can shake a stick at!
Trust me when
I say there are some amazing surprises in here for
long time fans of the show! Don't wait--listen now!
In this episode:
Celebration and some unexpected unhappiness from the hosts!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson proves more popular than he can stand!
The continuing adventures of The Diner,
in which a mysterious and nearly indecipherable conversation
is overheard!
The next episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of
Super-Villainy,
wherein Donnie learns what Titus really wants with his clubhouse!
The fourth episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan
van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan dealing with
the hazards of usury!
An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again,
featuring a confrontation/intervention!
Six full epsidoes of This Day in History and
update Where
Are They Now In History...dealing with resurrections,
clones, and fines!
Plus, four super-special, ultra-secret shows that
long-time listeners will be thrilled to hear! And yeah--these
are what held the episode up for so long...but they are worth
it!
The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Peaches
& Crime!
Don't delay! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and repudiations
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 01-10-11:
Busy with preparations for the epic one-hundreth
episode of Cast in Wax, Jordan turns the podcasts over to two luminaries
of the radio world...from Politalk, pundit and commentarian Wally
Russman! And from Don't Believe It, the expert
in all things conspiratory, Patsy Kennedy! With two
broadcasting geniuses on the show at the same time...anything could
be said. And it probably is! It's a ridiculously and needlessly
oversized 99th episode spectacular!
In this episode:
Nearly ceaseless debate between the two hosts!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson takes in a little light opera...or does
he?!?
Another insane round of argumentation between the broadcasters!
The next episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of
Super-Villainy,
wherein Donnie becomes comrades with the evil Titus Eroticus!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History dealing with the many talents
of Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
The third episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan
van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan attempting to
go campaigning...I mean camping.
The return of The Diner, featuring the owner
of the diner, and yet another new employee!
An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again,
featuring revelations about robot programming abuse!
EVEN FREAKING MORE contrarianism by the commentators!
You need it! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and arguments
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 12-24-10:
Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but
that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode
of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work
Christmas bits! Have a happy holidays (if you have not joined a
boycott of some sort) and we'll see you in the New Year!
In this episode:
A pleasant ukulele and voice version of the Scapie penned "Merry
Xmas (If You're Lucky)" by Jordan!
The holiday classic A Christmas Carol as presented
on Scapie Stories!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
in which Slam Jackson takes out the trash only to be confronted
by...himself?!
The third episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of
Super-Villainy,
featuring Donnie's first super-villainous encounter with his
girlfriend!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History for Christmas Day!
The second episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan
van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan trying to get
guitar lessons from a friend!
The return of Politalk with Wally Russman, in which Wally takes
on the topic of Jordan's proposed Market Machine...for good or
for ill!
Yet another version of A Christmas Carol in the form of the
classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug"!
COUGH COUGH COUGH! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tipoffs
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 12-13-10:
The show is feeling the loss of one of
its component parts, but thankfully becomes packed to the brim
to help make up for it. Two songs, three serials, one gameshow,
and a special visitor all combine to what is, frankly, a terrific
episode.
In this episode:
The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by
the Metallica!
A telephonic visit from good friend of the show Michael
"Temporary Card" Makowski, to discuss ants,
penguins, the definition of "know", and space news!
A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
featuring a surprising reunion brought about by a less surprising
reunion!
The second episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of
Super-Villainy,
in which Donnie decides what sort of super villain he shall become
to win his girlfriend's love!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History bringing to us the truth about
filthy Irishmen!
An all-new series Lessons from the Life of Nathan van
Ettan, featuring scenes from the life of Frank Allen's
former classmate and uninteresting person, Nathan!
Another all-new show, Why Should You Win?,
the gameshow in which players convince President Byron
Samuels why they should win!
The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's third
project for the semester, the lovely "Lick the Bowl," and
his essay of introduction!
A smattering of listener mail!
But email us, for reals.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tipoffs
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Episode
096: Once Every How Many Times A Day Or So?
Posted 11-29-10:
Another amazing episode of the podcast, and this time we are jam-packed
to the brim full of content! All four hosts are present, one of them
having gone through a life-changing event...and also one of them
doing something
very strange in the course of the episode. I hope he's OK.
In this episode:
The very first by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by
the Scissor Sisters!
All-new show from a fan-favorite, Harry Wilson Finds
You Love, in which the infamous tooth-janitor brings
the romance for a lovely young lady!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History regarding the true meaning
of Thanksgiving!
A special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
featuring the conclusion to a longstanding mystery of Cast In
Wax!
An all-new episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again in
which one robot comes clean with a former loved one!
All-new show Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy,
featuring the adventures of young Donnie Palumbo as he sets off
down the path of evil...for love!
Yet another episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
featuring a dastardly trap in seemingly the most innocent of
places!
The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's second
project for the semester, "Claws In You" and
his essay of introduction!
A pleasant bit of listener mail!
Send us mail, ok?
Hoopla! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and conspiracies
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 11-15-10:
We're back with our four regular co-hosts
for a podcast full of shocking twists! What song does Jordan open
the podcast with? What has Scape been working on? Why does no one
like Rory? What filthy thing has Frank been doing? Who will issue
an ultimatum? And which host has devised a world-changing system
to replace capitalism? Listen if you dare!
In this episode:
The 4th episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
featuring dentistry and the deadliest game of all!
Likewise, the 4th episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride
Again with even more datistry!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History regarding the gun-toting politians
of the United States!
All-new show, Politalk with Wally Russman,
for those who think the show is unbalaced towards Jordan's Socialist
views!
The Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's first
project for the semester, "Mess On Your Hands" and
his essay of introduction!
A COMPLETE FAILURE TO RECEIVE listener mail!
Do you believe me now? We need mail.
Queequeg! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and reprehensions
to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 11-01-10:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN (or not, if you've joined
the protest)! Why is this episode so long? It's the second longest
episode ever. And it doesn't even have all four hosts on it! Although
it does have a special guest host...I guess it's to celebrate/protest
the holiday, right? Right? Find out inside...
In this episode:
Special guest host Lyn Nelson!
A revolutionary new economy to replace the tired free market
capitalism!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History regarding the sad history
of George Lucas!
All new radio serial The Diner, in which a
Diner is entered into!
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells us his version of Richard O'Brien's "The
Rocky Horror Picture Show," to a headless
mouse ghost!
An INSANELY LARGE batch of listener mail!
A special Halloween themed entry into Jordan's Ukulele
is for Covers!
GIVE US MORE MAIL!
Shpadoinkle! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 10-18-10:
The episodes just keep getting longer!
Can this keep up? I con't imagine it can, no. I mean, in a month
or two it would become completely unwieldy. Eventually, it would
take long enough to listen to it that new episodes would be out
before you finished. By that point, it would become impossible
to record episodes in time to put them out, too. So, let's not
worry about that.
In this episode:
A hot-potato-style hosting segment with Jordan, Frank, Rory,
and Scape!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, about the foundation of the
Rock Institute of Rock!
The 3rd episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist,
with auto-mechanicery!
Likewise, the 3rd
episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again with
datery!
Pseudohistory and Me, featuring Daniel Schwartz
"making things up"!
A decent portion of listener mail!
The return of a song from the archives of Cast in Wax!
GIVE US MORE MAIL!
Yeah! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 10-04-10: The longest episode since our return from
the netherworld of non-podcasting, it will come as no surprise
it's got more in it than any episode since then. Did you think
we would jsut have a few minutes of silence in the middle? That
would be stupid. Actually...that could be cool, no one would expect
it. Maybe someday.
In this episode:
A lot of great chat topics for Scapey, Rory, Frank, and Jordan!
Another Extra History Now about Lyn and
murder!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, about the Russians' involvement
in Kennedy's death!
The second episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again!
Likewise, the second episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!
Thomas Edison Illuminates You, from friend/father-in-law
of the show!
A METRIC CRAPTON of listener mail!
Keep it up, faithful listener!
WA-HOO! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 09-20-10:
Another exciting episode of Cast In Wax
now that it has returned to the netwaves, this one packed full
of new experiences! Five hosts, two serials, and one day in history
add up to...eight. But eight funs. So you will have eight funs
if you listen to this.
In this episode:
Special guest-hosts, friend of (most of) the show, Lyn Nelson!
A special Extra History Now for Lyn, regarding
murder!
The first episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History,
showing why Americans cannot relate to foreigners!
The first episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!
NONE of YOUR listener mail (no matter who you are)!
Are you going to write into us now? ARE YOU?!?
I do! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 09-13-10:
We're back for the second week in a row,
and this time, we're bringing a bug announcement about the future
of the show! You know you want to hear that! Plus, even though
there are only two hosts this episode, it's longer than last weeks!
How does that work?
In this episode:
A special announcement, which is related to...
The all-new segment, Frankly Speaking, episode
40!
The return of several past guests!
Lots and lots of ego-stroking!
More of YOUR listener mail (if you are Charles or Billy)!
Do you see a pattern that involves us needing more people to
write in?
I do! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 09-06-10:
What's this? A new episode from Cast in
Wax? Were you expecting that? I bet you were not. So, is this the
big, special episode Jordan promised would be next? No. But he
talks about it inside. Instead, it's the new podcast--more discussion
based, more casual. But with all the same Frank and Rory bickering
and Scapie ego you've come to love.
In this episode:
Frank Allen's continued adventures in gainful employment!
The Queen's Institute for Extra-Historical Studies is open
for business!
A debate over the usage and ownership of milk!
Feline medical woes!
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, showing how sudoku could
have saved a president!
YOUR listener mail (if you are Charles or Billy)!
Nice! Download it now!
And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements
at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read
them on the air, almost guaranteed!
Posted 07-05-10:
Holy crap, this is a big episode. This
is the last episode of the podcast in its current form--the last
of the original, previously-recorded wax-work radio shows ends
here in this doublt-sized episode! What is the future of the podcast?
Come listen to get a hint. But for now, this is your last chance
to hear Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scapie!
Featuring:
Ultimate Debatitorium: "Why?" in
which two champion debatiators face off on the ultimate question
to see who is the Ultimate Debatiator;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, covering FIVE WEEKS of history
with three guest hosts;
a Frank Allen Interview "Dinterview" Dinner
Interview special with the winner of Ultimate Debatitorium over
a splendid Chinese food meal;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version ACT V of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to
the loser of Ultimate Debatitorium;
a life changing bit of listener mail;
massive ammends amongst the hosts.
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 06-29-10:
It's been far too long since the last episode,
but believe us--Jordan is hard at work on some extra special things
for the last two episodes of this volume of Cast In Wax. He's working
on stuff so special, it's taking extralong. I know, I know, you
miss the sound of his voice. Well, here's a minute and a half to
tide you over.
Posted 05-31-10:
Now that Frank Allen is out of jail, the gang is all back together
and one big happy family! ... ok, I am lying. The gang is more
uncomfortable together than ever before--will they manage to fall apart
before the
podcast ends, with only 3 episodes to go?
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 11: "Chosen Sacrifice,
the Series Premiere," the FIRST episode of Epic
Echoes, answering questions you didn't know you had;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with a special guest substitute
discussing Morse Code and Seinfeld;
a Frank Allen Interview also with a special,
fill-in host due to Frank's...condition;
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 11: "Finally," featuring
the Stallion and Suspiria...and the final fate of the Earth Guard;
Episode
086: Those Tortoise-Schlomping Nazis
Brought It Back Up
Posted 05-17-10:
Three weeks after the last show, three hosts
show up to record another episode. Where is Frank Allen? How do
the two series finales this week come out? And most importantly,
will the podcast continue after the serials end? Find out this week!
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 11: "All Wrapped
Up," the series finale of wax-work's first serial drama,
the lesbian detectives meet their final fate;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring a story from Rory's youth;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 11: "Holocaust" the
final tract, revealing the truth of World War II, and a very
special debate;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version ACT IV of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to Jordan
Robot ;
the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's final project
for the semester, "Cat Is Sleeping" and
his essay introduction;
Episode
085: What's So Amazing About Really Deep Thoughts?
Posted 04-26-10:
After a three week absence, Jordan, Frank,
and Rory return with the breath smelling pleasantly of watermelon.
Scapie, on the other hand, has a voice of SOLID GOLD. Cast in Wax
is back with all the mush-mouthery you've been craving the past three
weeks!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 10: "The Final Domino," the
penultimate episode of the series, answering questions you didn't
even know you had;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring an epic battle we all
know from our youths;
a Frank Allen Interview podcast chat-edition featuring
stand-up commediant JP Thomson in casual conversation
with Frank;
Like Daughter, Episode 11: "Regeneration," ther
SERIES FINALE, in which many questions are answered, and many
final choices are made;
the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's brand new cover,
Tori Amos's "Silent All These Years";
NO listener mail;
chewing by the hosts.
OM NOM NOM! Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 04-05-10:
There's
good news in store for Mr. Frank Allen. And bad news. But then more
good news. All the while, Rory
and Jordan
look on with interest, a gleam in both their eyes...and Scapie sleeps it off.
As we draw closer and closer to the end of our series, things start to heat
up.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 10: "Fences and Bridges," featuring
the Stallion and Broadband deciding the final fate of the Earth
Guard;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the story of a long-lived
doctor;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 10: "Soul Story" a
tale that is almost guaranteed to offend...a sort of "Blaxalvation"
story;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version ACT III of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to
Good Hitler;
Posted 03-22-10:
This is a very contentious episode! I am
not sure if Jordan was in a bad mood, or what, but he lays into all
three co-hosts! Frank about his living conditions, Rory about his
ruse, and Scapie about his grades! But I think you will enjoy it.
He does not yell at you.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 10: "What a Piece
of Work," the penultimate episode of the Parlortown
Dicks;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring two important world leader
betrayals;
a Frank Allen Interview for the whole family featuring
Minky, world famous Muppet performer;
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 09: "Driven to Distraction" wherein
we meet President Restam Sal--hey what's that over there?;
Posted 03-08-10:
Back from their botched attempt at going
to Binghamton, the four hosts return to the netwaves with a show
so chock full of show, they have to limit their talking again. But
the excitement does not stop!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Follow the Leader," featuring
the Stallion rallying the remaining members of the Guard to save
the team;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring the truth behind Lee
Harvey Oswald;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 11: "Evolution," in
which two debators square off on this hot-button issue to reveal
the debatiator of the year;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version ACT II of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to
a PriceWaterhouse
Whistleblower;
a heaping bowl of listener mail;
audible rolling by the hosts.
POOOOOOOOOOM! Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 02-22-10: A week later than expected, but here we are!
Contemplating a shift in scheduling, Jordan, Scapie, Frank, and Rory
get together for the most yellingest epsiode in a while! Is everyone
mad at everyone? Or do we just yell because we care? Maybe both?
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 08: "Voices of Evil" wherein
we learn the secret history of many of the supervillains the
Flashpack has faced;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring America's top evil secret
agent;
a Frank Allen Interview special investigation into
the seedy underbelly of internet dating, in which
Frank promises a TRIPLE EXPOSEE;
Like Daughter, Episode 10: "The Heart of the Maze," in
which Bobby and Pandy draw ever closer to the center of the mystery
of CASK;
two joyful bits of listener mail;
hoodeehoo by the hosts.
GAARRRGGHHH! Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 02-08-10:
How about that Super Bowl, huh? Lot's of,
uh, football in it, for sure! And people running and, like, tackling
things. I mean, other people. Right? Wow! And what better way
to come down off that sporting high than listing to people talk about
things and imagining what is happening with them? Am I right?
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 08: "Attention Past Due," featuring
Broadband and Mister Fahrenheit and some interesting media coverage;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring witches and non-witches
alike;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 09: "Happy Hour!" the
tale of an alcoholic dad and the satan that was responsible for
his afliction;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version ACT I of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to
a very
special football player;
the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's brand new ballad,
the oh-so-tender "MF";
a saddening emptiness where listener mail should be;
Posted 02-01-10:
Last week,
during the editing of the show, technical difficulties kept Jordan
from putting up a new show. As
a result, here is last week's show, a week late, with a tiny bit
of extra content. At least one of our hosts will feel like crap
by the time it's over. At least.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Past Forgotten," wherein
the ladies meet with the highly unlikely daughter of Mayor Glass;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring TWO episodes... I promise...just
wait for it...;
a special edition of A*****e Watch hosted by Rory
St. John and Scape White interviewing television producer Steve
Brennan of NewsFront;
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 07: "Of Death?" featuring
the Flashpack and their "good friends" Puck and the infamous
Sultan of Ice;
Posted 01-18-10:
Cast in Wax continues its
inexorable march to the end of the serials as Frank Allen puts
on a professional face, Rory St. John brings back an old favorite
segment, Jordan D. White feels much peppier, and Scapie White
gets some much needed rest.
And, the return of the ukulele theme songs!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 07: "Two Down," featuring
Binary Girl and The Stallion... and a special appearance by a non-member
of the Guard;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, featuring a terrible episode of
the first and cruel episode of the second;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 08: "Cleo," the
tale of a lovable scamp of a puppy dog that somehow leads people
to Jesus;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask
of Amontillado," to
Frank Allen;
NO MAIL AGAIN;
rauccous ribbing betwixt the hosts.
TOOOOOOOOOOOT! Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode
077: If My Boss Calls, Tell Him It's Water
Posted 01-11-10:
Welcome back from the Abyss
of the holidays! Cast in Wax is back with all four hosts intact,
but with three of them having made some major life changes! Who
has given up what? Who has founded what? You're going to have
to listen to find out!
Featuring:
Like Daughter, Episode 09: "Three to One," in
which Pandora saves CASK from CASK?!?;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, showing us four days in history
featuring French Knights and silent Euros;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 10: "Stem Cells," in
which we investigate the morality of using embrionic stem cells for
scientific research;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version of Amyas Northcote's "The Steps," to
a former medical doctor;
a small bit of listener mail;
good-hearted arguing amongst the hosts.
What-the-hey! Download it now!
AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 12-14-09:
Merry Christmas! It's Christmastime
here on the wax-work, and... well, technically, it's Hanukkah,
but Christmastime is sort of an all-encompasing term for the
entire December season, right? I mean, it could be, right? Well...
anyway, there is a bunch of Christmas themed stuff on the show,
and no Hanukkah stuff, so... yeah. Christmas. Happy Holidays!
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Out of Mind," wherein
follow leads to find that Parlortown's dirty nature can sometimes
be a boon;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, showing us how the French saved
mankind from a death-ray;
an all-new holiday-themed Frank Allen Interview with Santa
Claus in which Frank gets to the bottom of things;
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 06: "Cry Havok," featuring
the Flashpack squaring off against the master of war, Kreigmeister
and his robot dogs;
the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's Christmas
song, the instant classic "Merry
Christmas (If You're Lucky)";
Posted 12-07-09:
The amazing Seventy-Fifth
episode of Cast in Wax! The show is show ultra-jam-packed that
we have to use one of Jordan's patented randomizing techniques
to make the host segment go more smoothly than usual. On this,
the 68th anniverary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the boys of
Cast in Wax bring you an audible sonic pick-me-up!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 06: "Guilty Looking," featuring
Peaseblossom and Bumblebee and some wacky sexual hijinx...kind
of;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, dealing with this somber day in
WWII;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 07: "The Bull," in
which a prison gets a new "shot-caller"... though not as powerful
a shot-caller as Jesus;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells his version of Edward D. Wood Jr's "Plan
9 From Outer Space," to Dr. Vernon Jones;
Posted 11-30-09:
Thanksgiving-time is here
again, and the boys on the podcast are celebrating what THEY
are thankful for by having a nice little meal together and bringing
you some ALL-NEW content here on the podcast! Jordan hosts, Scapie
chows, and Frank and Rory both present new pilots for segments!
Enjoy, and make sure to write into us at castinwax@gmail.com and
let us know what you think!
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Unreasonable
Doubt," wherein
the ladies are confronted by their nemesis in their very own lair;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with a secret army, you need
to know about;
Rory St. John's All-New pilots, with six
new shows featuring Rory's amazing talents of Extra-History and
astounding new morals for you to take to heart;
Car Debate, the New Pilot, "Universal Health Care," in
which Frank solves the problems of the previous Car Debate, and
the debaters solve the Health Care problem;
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 05: "Old and Wise," featuring
Flashpack coming face-to-face with themselves from the future;
Episode
073: Ok, Like, So, For Once Upon a Time...
Posted 11-23-09:
...there
was this, like, podcast, right? And it was like... "Doh doh
dee doh, I am a podcast."
But so like it had four hosts. Jordan was one, and Frank was
one, and Rory, but REALLY, there was one called Scapie. And Scapie
was a really good singer, you know? And so he was like "Singing!"
but like all the time, and people were like "Guess what? That
is good." So there. The End.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 05: "Now You See Me," featuring
Voodoo lady and the Argus... and someone actually sees Foal! No,
serious;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with an event full of charlatans;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 06: "Four
Angels," in
which, shockingly, four sibling come to different ends depending
on their religious choices;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of The CONCLUSION of
H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Thomas
Alva Edison;
Episode
072: The Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech
Posted 11-16-09:
...and then, three weeks
later, to podcast returns! Yes, you have the Right to Freedom
of Lack of Speech... but I think we've had enoungh of that. Jordan
brings the podcast back from the ether with Scapie singing, Frank
complaining, and Rory talking out of his ass. So, business as
usual returns.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 04: "Work It Out," featuring
Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom... only reversed;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with three days and a full
decade worth of history;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 09: "Wire Tapping," in
which some identity confusion occurs, and the government listens
in;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of PART FIVE of
H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Georgio;
Episode
071: Concert of Audible Sonic Katzenjammers
Posted 10-26-09:
This
week, we get confirmation of what nationality Rory isn't, Frank
Allen gets to laugh at
him heartily, Jordan brings out a special new technological wonder,
and Scapie premieres yet another new song. Ding!
Featuring:
Like Daughter, Episode 08: "Abandon All Hope," in
which Pandora learns of another boatload of CASKs;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with loads of carnivorous Russians;
Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 04: "Sacrificial
Alter," featuring
the first appearance of Alter-Earth and a big change for Slotter;
a Frank Allen Interview with Hector,
the flying pig, about Swine Flu, with a guest appearance by Prof.
Edmond Price;
the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's newest
song, "Rubik's Heart," in
the style of the 1980s;
Posted 10-12-09:
This week, Rory seems a bit
more desperate than usual, Scape is his usual self-centered self,
Jordan tries to move things along, and Frank is dealing with
an all-new piece of technology: an "expensive" "new" "portable"
computer. Fun for the ages!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 03: "Ones and Zeroes," featuring
Binary Girl and Dr. Fast wading through a lot of insecurity;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with the chaos caused by the
banging of a shoe;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 05: "The
Visitors," bringing us deep into Jack T. Chick's
understanding of the (admittedly very odd) Mormon faith;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of PART FOUR of
H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Dr.
Stellof;
Posted 10-05-09:
There is nothing unsual about
this slightly shorter than normal episode at all. Nope, nothing
strange in the slightest. Nothing unusual at all. Nope. But it
does have all four guests being their usual bickering selves,
and some terrific series. And about half a good song from Scape
before it gets really lame.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 3: "In Love and Hate," featuring
the fallout from a Flashpack/Flashpack embroglio, and some serious
hatred;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with the previously unrevealed
origins of DVDs;
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 06: "Less
Than Kind," wherein Macy has to save the person
she least would like to;
a Frank Allen Interview with Senator
Smith-Smith,
senator and game show host from the future, discussing the David
Letterman bombshell;
Posted 09-28-09:
In this highly Scapie-centric
episode, two of the hosts are absent, leaving only Jordan and
his loveable feline. Scapie takes the spotlight with new additions
to both his story library and his song-writing credits! Who IS
Scapie's favorite rock group? Find out!
Featuring:
Like Daughter, Episode 07: "Curious George," in
which Tabby brings new information to Bobby about the very nature
of CASK;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with yet another pet-centric
lesson;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 04: "Satan's
Master," where
Mr. Chick alleges that ALL magic, even white magic, has roots
in SATAN;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of PART THREE of
H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert
West--Reanimator," to Ptolemy's Inner-Self;
the premiere of Scapie's newest song, "Brushing," in the style
of his favorite rock group;
Posted 09-21-09:
OK, so maybe the revolution
isn't happening so much. With Jordan... otherwise detained...
Patsy Kennedy returns to the show as a guest host.
Meanwhile, Frank, Rory, and Scapie all make some quick changes
of who is doing what...but we do deliver all the usual serials!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 02: "Feel Good," featuring
Voodoo Lady having encounters with Bumblebee and the Stallion;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with two episodes by two different
hosts;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 08: "Apples vs.
Oranges," in which we compare the supposedly uncomparable;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of PART TWO of
H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert
West--Reanimator," to Mister Muffins;
Posted 09-07-09:
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!
Yes, on Labor Day from the most unlikely of sources (this podcast),
we, the people, rise up and take our nation from the hands of
the wicked and greedy! Plus, you know, fun radio dramas and comedies.And
bickering hosts. Listen to it, before the revolution takes you!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 2: "From Austrailia With
Love," featuring the first/last appearance of the mysterious
Man-Slotter;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, wherein a highly unusual weapon
is utilized;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 03: "Ransom," where
we showcase just how reprehesible the upper class is, thus justifyign
the revolution;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells his version of PART ONE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert
West--Reanimator," to Frank Allen;
Episode
065: A Jackson Pollack Except Only With Blood
Posted 08-31-09:
After a week sick with English-rain
inspired colds, our regularly scheduled hosts return! Rory tries
something new with his histories, while Frank gets a bit of a
scare. Jordan and Scape are both fine, no worries. Plus, more
of those series we all love!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 01: "Stranded in
the Clouds," featuring Mr. Fahrenheit and Broadband,
both ignorant that team has been infiltrated;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, wherein the two days have different
events;
a special Frank Allen Investigation of a still
unsolved murder regular listeners will be familiar with;
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 05: "The Torture
Never Stops," wherein the ladies sink further
in the abyss of Parlortown;
Posted 08-17-09:
While Jordan and the gang
are in England for the Edison-St. John wedding, we have a star-studded
episode of guest hosts! Patsy Kennedy, host of KSAC
New Mexico's "Don't Believe It"! Bobby Kurtzman,
AKA the blogosphere's Everett Gottlieb! Dr. Nektori Stelloff,
the banana-eating mad-science guru! And the righteous return
of Jordan Robot!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 11: "On Ice," a
Guard Duty episode revealing the biggest twist in the series
history;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, wherein Patsy reveals the truth
about 1993;
Live Frank Allen Coverage of the Edison-St.
John wedding, via satellite from England;
Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 1: "Unmasked!," beginning/ending
the last/first season of Epic Echoes...either way...;
Episode
063: Don't You Know You Got a Monster Following You?
Posted 08-10-09:
Guys, I am so tired right
now... seriously...I don't want to be writing this... ok, so
like... Scapie sings his first Rock song for his... rock school
thing... and as a result... the rest of us are... like... tired.
So... that's it. There's like... shows. It's a podcast. I am
going to bed.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 04: "All the
Worse For Wear," which has... two detective...girls...who
like girls...;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, which spawned the menace of
Rolododododo...;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 07: "Pirates
vs. Ninjas," which has... ninjas fighting...
uh... pirates... I guess...;
the first installment of Scapie Rocks!... which is where... uh...
Scapie does a rock song... this one is called "Rolododododo,";
Episode
062: Though I had Passed Out, I was Really Past Doubt
Posted 08-03-09:
After missing a week while
Jordan was off at the San Diego Comic Con, our podcast returns
and jumps right on with its bones of contention about that Comic
Con. A few songs, some arguements, some extra-history, and no
one's birthday, and you have a jam-packed show.
Featuring:
Like Daughter, Episode 06: "Killing Time," in
which one of the meanings of that phrase are appropriate;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, finally drawing the connections
between Columbus's voyage and Stalin;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 02: "The
Chaplin," where we learn if there war really
is a good way to convert people to Christianity;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Guy de Maupassant's "On
the River," to Mistress Mayhem;
Posted 07-20-09:
On this Historic Day, the
40th anniversary of a man landing on the moon, Cast in Wax celebrates
by being fairly irreverant. Although, one of the hosts is notably
silent on the matter... sort of. Happy Moon Day!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 10: "Golden Opportunity," wherein
we learn that one of the Guard was MURDERED between episodes;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History...which I bet you can guess
the topic of;
a Frank Allen Interview with Patsy Kennedy,
of the KSAC radio show, Don't Believe It;
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 11: "They Are A-Changin'," which
marks the Flashpack's FIRST encounter with the Vampiros;
Posted 07-13-09: I could talk about Scapie's
arrogance, Rory's cruelty, and Frank's devastation here...but
I would rather focus on the title of the episode. How amazing
is that? Has a more glorious phrase ever been penned, let alone
uttered? What does it mean? Can you really imagine it? It's a
powerful image...one that leaves me awestruck. Astounding.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 10: "Hit the Books," in
which the Flashpack meets the infamous Baroness Bertha von Sutner;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, giving important lawncare advice;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 01: "The Thing," a
tale of horror and demonic possession totally better than The
Exorcist;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells us his version of S. Baring-Gould's "On
the Leads," to Devon
White;
Posted 07-06-09:
Scapie returns from his exile
(be it in discrace or no) and it welcomed back with open arms.
Rory St. John tries to begin a new section of the show...we'll
see if it catches on. Meanwhile, Frank and Jordan have a mild
disagreement, towards the end.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 09: "Golden Rules," wherein
The Stallion and one fo the new recruits discuss the Earth Guard
and Guard Duty;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, ruminating on car insurance,
and lying a bit;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 06: "Chocolate vs.
Vanilla," beginning the second round by definitively
deciding between the two flavors;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in
which Scapie tells us his version of William Maginn's "The
Man in the Bell," to Devon White;
Posted 06-29-09:
Jordan continues to uke in
the "jam-packed episode" in which there is no reason to delay
whatsoever. Rory gives the full sales pitch, while Frank continues
to do his best to tear down everyone else. What a rotter. And
still, no Scapie...
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 03: "The Darker
Path," in which our duo may have a lead on the
Widow... from within a mental hospital;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, examining the topic of capital
punishment;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 11: "That Crazy
Guy!" examining
the "facts" about safe sex and what it means to YOU;
Harry Stories from a Janitor in the Dark, in
which Harry Wilson tells us his version of Ambrose Bierce's "The
Man and the Snake," to Frank Allen;
Posted 06-22-09:
With Scapie grounded from
the podcast, Jordan finally takes his place as the host once
again... that is, if he can put down his ukulele long enough
to finish a complete thought. Meanwhile, Frank and Rory slowly
recover from their mistreatment at the cat's paws.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Great Green
Dragons," in
which the Flashpack face dragons of a particular quality and color;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the link between the
death of Muhammed, the Magna Carta, and Antonio Lopez de Santa
Anna;
an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Scape
White about
his rise and fall as a podcast host and revealing Scape's biggest
regret;
Like Daughter, Episode 05: "Pandora's Box," in
which Pandora and Bobby discover that CASK might not mean what
they think it does;
Posted 06-15-09:
No podcast again, for two weeks in a row? At least this time there is
some sort of audio explanation, am I right? Let's hope it's a good
one. Download it now!
And, as always, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 06-01-09:
Scapie continues his reign of terror with an oddly acquiescent Frank Allen
and Rory St. John, and of course, Jordan Robot along for the ride.
He truly does rule the podcast with an iron fist, whether the listeners
like it or not. And do they? Hmm...
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 08: "Be Counted," wherein
the Earth Guard all vote on the applicants and a roster change
occurs;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History featuring this new concept of
identity theft;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 10: "The Dirty
Diamond," examining the idea of greed and how it
affects mankind;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of F. Marion Crawford's "The
King's Messenger," to 'Frank Allen';
Posted 05-25-09:
Determined to resolve these allegations
of torture, both Frank Allen and Scapie take action. Will there be
a concensus? Maybe, maybe not.
Meanwhile, Rory eats his fill, and Jordan Robot does as he's told.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 07: "Shrinking Interest," wherein
Peaseblossom and Binary Girl interview the final applicant, Bumblebee;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History featuring all the chicken you
can eat;
an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Ms.
Dot Small on the topic of torture, whcih she failed
to defend on Debatitorium;
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 02: "Out of
Joint," bringing the titular detectives into conflict
over the side business... a local brothel;
Posted 05-04-09:
Why should 24 hog all of the torture controversy? Scapie throws his hat
into the ring with the episode, proving that he is just as good as
Jack Bauer. Meanwhile, Rory gets some much desired news, and Jordan
Robot... does not care.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Vampiros of
the Deep," in
which the 'Pack meets the Master Archivist of 4044;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History featuring the final fate of
Klaus Barbie;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 05: "The FCC," rounding
out the first round of debate with a topic near and dear to any
broadcaster's heart;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Maurice Level's "In
the Light of the Red Lamp," to Mount St.
Helens;
Posted 05-04-09:
This is, by far, the Scapie Sings-iest episode of the podcast to date.
Scapies sings not one, not two, not even three... no, he sings SIX
SONGS. Be the first on your block the hear the Scapie classics "@$$hole
Watch," "Moist Food," "When You Go Skating," "Wolves," "When Frank
Allen Talks," and more!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 06: "Rocking the Boat," wherein
Dr. Fast and Voodoo Lady interview a science genius for a place
on the Guard;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History discussing the wisdom of Margaret
Thatcher;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 09: "The Missing
Day" finally revealing what happened to that long-forgotten
holiday, Thanksgiving;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Saki's "The Interlopers," to Dr.
Rock of the Rock Institute of Rock;
Posted 04-27-09:
Scapie settles comfortably into his role as host of the podcast... possibly
a little too comfortably, as Frank Allen learns, Rory does what he
has to to keep himself in the host's good graces, and the Jordan
Robot does as commanded, as usual.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Time After Time," in
which the Flashpack go on a spree of Vampiros slayings;
an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Max
Thornfield about the vicious murders he and his time
traveling compatriots have just committed;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, on throwing things in people's
faces;
Like Daughter, Episode 04: "Right Minds," in
which Pandora and Bobby look into her mother's sudden interest
in the Martial Art of Karate;
Posted 04-20-09:
Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness.
Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is
laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jordan Robot just
gives and gives and gives. And sings.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 05: "Seeing Clearly," wherein
Captain Fantasy and Broadband are most certainly not seeing clearly;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, on a subject that is just completely
preposterous but true;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 08: "Bewitched?" revealing
that Satan is behind more than one popular show;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Arthur Conan Doyle's "How
It Happened," to Marie Curie;
Episode
050: 50 Episodes of Scapie Singing (Almost)
Posted 04-13-09:
The fiftieth episode of Cast in Wax comes a week later than planned, due
to legal circumstances, but is nevertheless as celebratory as one
might expect. Scapie sings even more than usual, Frank brings an
exclusive to the show, and Rory brings the important legal information.
Oh, and there is a robot of Jordan. So, that's cool.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 06: "A Web of Electronic
Information," bringing
the Flashpack to the present to fight robot spiders in the internet;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History for last week, regarding the
Polympic Games;
an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Jordan
White,
fresh off his legal battles with Allen Industries;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History for this week, addressing something
that can ruin any occasion;
Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 01: "To Cast
Thee Up Again," the first episode of the third
season, picking up with Stella Decker in a wheelchair;
Posted 03-30-09:
Scapie takes the reigns on the show while Frank tries to mutiny and Rory
does his best to remain professional. Plenty of singing, and absolutely
no Jordan whatsoever in the host segments. Featuring guest co-host
Dr. Nektori Stellof!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Solid Gold," wherein
Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom interview Earth Guard applicant
The Golden Eel;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, addressing the hidden evil
of Nargothemil;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 04: "Illegal Drugs," bringing
the question of illegal drugs to a boil in a little spoon, with
sex thrown in for taste;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of W. W. Jacob's "The
Monkey's Paw," to Dr. Stellof;
Posted 03-23-09:
Jordan's attention is back on the podcast for the time being, much to
Frank and Rory's disappointment (one assumes). But while Watchmen
is no longer foremost on Jordan's mind, he is not quite back to being
himself. Can Scapie talk him down? I doubt it.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 11: "A Special
Level of Hell," the second season of Decker and
Hayes draws to close with a confrontation with a Russian arms
dealer;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, making something out of nothing;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 07: "Angels?" accusing
all rock music of being the tool of the devil... including Christian
rock;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's "Watchmen," to Macy
Hayes;
Posted 03-16-09:
Yet again, Jordan finds himself distracted by the works of a gentleman
from Northhampton, which leaves the show in the more-than-adequate
hands of our fine extra-historically-trained co-host, mister Rory
St. John. Meanwhile, Scape takes the opportunity to be cute. Oh,
and Frank is there.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 03: "Happy Birthday," wherein
the Stallion and Binary Girl interview the first applicant for
Guard membership;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, once again focussing on music
history, and the shoes thereof;
a Frank Allen Interview with Birthday
Boy,
cosmic personification of birthdays and embodiment of the daily
essence;
Like Daughter, Episode 03: "CASK and Ye Shall Receive," with
Pandora and friends trapped by a private police officer, and lies
between all involved;
Posted 03-09-09:
As Jordan flies into a fit of culturally inspired spleen, Frank siezes
control of the show. Rory and Scape have to fight for their rights
as the show is turned upside down. Again, fewer shows, but just as
much content as ever!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 05: "Marsh Madness," bringing
us back to the death of the large part of the Flashpack;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, illuminating discrimination
in rap music;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 06: "Happy
Halloween,"
revealing the spiritual dangers of Halloween, and how to tell a
child their friend is in Hell;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Blanche Bane Kuder's "From
What Strange Land," to
The Jack;
Posted 03-02-09:
Sickness delayed the show by a week, but now we're back and raring to
go! Frank shares some good news, Rory expresses some disbelief, Scape
says he could kill a horse, and Jordan tries to keep all three on
track.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 02: "Being Nice," in
which Voodoo Lady and Broadband discuss their fellow Guard members;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing a few pieces of TV
history;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 03: "Space Exploration,"
deciding whether or not mankind should continue to explore the
cosmos, animals or no;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of H. D. Everett's "Fingers
of a Hand" to
Dr. Nektori Stelloff;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Reckoning,"
the penultimate chapter of the duo's second mystery... beginning
to reveal some answers;
Posted 02-16-09:
A show with the content balance restructured! Fewer TYPES of segments
in the show, but with jsut as much entertainment! Plus: special instance
of Extra Historical Reading done live on the podcast! Hear Rory work!
Hear Frank squirm! Hear Scapie puke! Hear Jordan keep the show moving
along in an orderly fashion!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 04: "The Possessed,"in
which the surviving members of the Flashpack deal with the betrayal
of their own;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing a lot about Communism
and blindness;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 05: "The Devil's
Night,"
another Halloween themed episode, revealing how parents force children
into Halloween;
Like Daughter, Episode 02: "Thou Shalt Not Kill,"
bringing to light the secret life of sexy history teacher, Thomas
Neilson;
Posted 02-02-09:
A very exciting, extra-special show this week! Jordan gets to act benificent,
Rory gets to act snooty, and Scapie gets to hold REAL POWER. What
will one cat do when given the power over life and death? Find out
within!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Pressing On,"in
which The Stallion and Mister Fahrenheit come to a meeting of minds;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the happiest president
in US history;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 04: "Gomez
is Coming,"
a tale of gang violence gone mad, and how to overcome it;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Frank Belknap Long's "The
Hounds of Tindalos" to a special mystery guest;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 09: "Women of
the Night,"
continuing Stella's revenge and Macy's journey back to her senses;
Episode
042: I Probably Shouldn't Have Killed My Cat
Posted 01-26-09:
This week, the introductory bits had
to be edited down for time, which is especially unfortunate because some
really interesting stuff happened
this week. Important stuff to the hosts, as well. Shame, really.
But you can hear bits of it!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 11: "Back to the Table", bringing
the Stallion and the Guard's government liason back in negotiations;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, dealing with the effects of
alcohol in the cold;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 2: "Racial Profiling",
questioning if we should profile against all races, or none...
or somewhere in between;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black
Cat to his sister, Boo Belle White;
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 3: "Into the Light",
chronicling the adventures of the Flashpack in the afterlife;
Episode
041: Echoes of Pain, Panic, Fear, and Death
Posted 01-19-09:
This week, Rory comes to the party with some actual information on Frank
Allen's doings, and some questions about the powers of the president,
Scapie keeps mainly to himself except to sing and story, and Jordan
keeps things at a nice brisk pace. Mostly. And it's a Frank Allen-free
show!
Featuring:
...Like Daughter, Episode 01: "No Place Like Home", continuing
the adventures of Pandora Darling, now without her mother, Hope;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, which leads to a discussion
of Presidential pardons;
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 2: "Flashpack Ex
Machina",
bringing (most of) the Flashpack back from the dead;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Mark Channing's The Feet to
Patsy Kennedy of "Don't Believe It";
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 08: "The Last
Spider", wherein Stella Decker continues her violent
revenge on those who wronged her ex-girlfriend;
Posted 01-12-09:
This week, Jordan and Rory have an #%@hole Watch with updates on Frank
Allen and the BIEHS, Scapie tells us a lot about himself and tries
to sing more than required, and generally a good time is had by all.
Including you!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 01: "The End of the
Beginning", bringing to a close the Flashpack's
long battle with the Vampiros;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, blowing the "restoration of
the pyramids" wide open;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 3: "The Little
Bride",
in which the member of one crazy religion tries to debunk another
crazy religion;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Vincent Starrett's Coffins
For Two to Tooth Janitor, Harry Wilson;
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 10: "First Strike", in
which no members of the Earth Guard are in the Guard Tower, as
they are on Strike;
Posted 01-05-09:
Back from their little holiday break, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie barely
have time to say anything at all, the show is so packed! But it is
packed with goodies that more than make up for their brevity.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 09: "Checks and Balances", wherein
the Stallion and Broadband negotiate with government rep, Warren
Grant over finances;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, detailing the first divorce
and its aftermath;
Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 1: "Illegal Immigration",
kicking off an all-new tournament of debatiators with even hotter-button
issues;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which
Scapie tells us his version of Vincent O'Sullivan's The
Business of Madame Jahn to President Byron Samuels;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 07: "Going South", featuring
the pulse-pounding death of a regular character, never to be heard
again;
Posted 12-22-08:
Maybe I'm over-selling it a bit. But it IS a Christmas special with some
ALL NEW Christmas themed content. No full host interaction, but new
Rory bits, new Scapie Stories, and two holiday relavant songs! Wow!
Featuring:
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, detailing the truth behind
Lenny Bruce's arrest;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark,
in which Scapie tells us his version of Charles Dicken's horror
masterpiece A Christmas Carol to Jordan;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, discussing the events of December
25th;
TWO holiday themed songs, Wax-Work Theme I and an Ave
Maria;
a brief introduction by Jordan!
Incroyable! Download it now!
Oh, and, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 12-15-08:
Pressed for time, Jordan institutes a two-host only system of "Not It"
saying. But don't worry, all three hosts do get to talk. Rory, Scapie,
and Jordan take turns hosting together, and it gets things done quite
well.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 11: "That's My Paradox", the
"season premiere" of the season wherein the Flashpack returns from
a mission and sets the stage for Jimmy's run for President;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the secret shame
of Thomas Jefferson;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 2: "The Trial",
recreating a ridiculous religiously motivated trial and a different
Frankz Kafka or two;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark,
in which Scapie tells us his version of John Galt's The
Buried Alive to Lyn Nelson;
Like Mother, Episode 11: "Say Goodbye", the
finale of the series before it changes focus, with flashbacks and
surprises for all;
Posted 12-08-08: Back from Thanksgiving vacation, Jordan,
Rory, and Scapie come back with a blast on an episode which involves eavesdropping,
coughing,
roleplaying, tutoring, and interesting.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Put on the
Red Light", in which everyone seems to be conspiring
against the duo;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the deaths of John
Lennon;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 1: "Dark Dungeons",
recreating the infamous tract about Dungeons and Dragons;
Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark,
in which Scapie tells us his version of Lewis Spence's The
Archer and the Arras;
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 8: "Better Interest", with
Voodoo Lady and the Jack arguing the pros and cons of an Earth
Guard strike;
a few bits of Listener Mail;
news and notes from the hosts.
NOW! Download it now!
Plus: please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 12-01-08:
Another shortened episode while Jordan goes home to celebrate the Thanksgiving
Holiday. This time, however, we get a complete radio drama! Wow!
Featuring:
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, showing us what Rosa Parks
was really up to;
Jacob Thompson's Excellent Job Opportunities for
the End of the World, a radio play Jordan
produced with the Wax-Work regulars for a radio theatre marathon,
about a man going through the strangest job interview of his life;
Posted 11-24-08:
As the hosts settle into the show post-Frank Allen, a new segment premeires
to help fill his place. Jordan gets angry, Rory gets comfortable,
and Scapie gets excited as can be. And sings!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Dogs of
War"
where the Flashpack finds a canine saboteur in the most unlikely
of places;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the mysteries of
the religion of Science;
Debatitorium, Episode 11: "Belief in God",
debating a very hot button issue and deciding the Debatiator of
the Year 2006;
new segment, Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark,
in which Scapie tells us his version of H. P. Lovecraft's From
Beyond;
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 7: "Acting In Union", bringing
the entire Earth Guard together for a union meeting to discuss
a course of action;
again, absolutely no Listener Mail;
lies and lectures from the hosts.
Look--download it now!
Oh, and please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 11-17-08:
A surprise rocks the show just before recording, and Jordan spends most
of the show "reeling with the punches". This unexpected development
gives Scapie the perfect excuse to sing a little song.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 9: "Who's to Blame?"
in which the Flashpack is ambushed with a deep, dark secret;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, dealing with the dangers of
overly cute cats;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 11: "Lisa",
which is probably the number one sickest tract Jack Chick ever
produced;
a notably absent Frank Allen Interview;
Like Mother, Episode 10: "CASKet Case", bringing
all our main conspiracy theorists together to build towards the
big finale;
Posted 11-10-08:
Back from a week off, the boys return in time to discuss the the fact
that the presidency was won by (spoiler) Barack Obama.
Are they all pleased by this? Maybe. Hey, I can't spoil everythign
for you. Listen to it yourself, you bum.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 6: "Brutal Beating,"
in which... Mister Fahrenheit sings and Attractor raps;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, which reall does not have anything
to do with Vietnam;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 10: "Poor Little
Witch", where a girl is actually peer
pressured into drinking baby blood;
a Frank Allen Interview special, in which two
individuals who claim to be the devil debate which should be the
ruler of hell;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Secrets
and Lies", featuring a macy Hayes who does not
quite seem herself;
a smidgen of Listener Mail on the show from
two weeks back;
jostling jacanapery by the hosts.
Jinkies! Download it now!
And also! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 11-03-08:
Another half-length, fill-in episode as the hosts head back to Binghamton
again for a visit. In the mean time, enjoy some special
wax-work rarities that you are guaranteed to like, or your money
back!
Featuring:
yet another Charles Berman Interview from
his radio show, The
Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank
Allen;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
us of dogs and CPR;
a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode
of Guard Duty, regarding the music career of Mister
Fahrenheit;
a tiny intro from Jordan.
Still worth it! Download it now!
Plus! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Episode
030: Depends on Your Definition of Unusual
Posted 10-27-08:
In this week's episode, Frank accuses, Jordan defends himself, Rory gives
comfort, and Scapie makes an endorsement. Arguing over plagiarism,
sleep, and (shockingly) extra-history, all four hosts get the chance
to mix it up.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 5: "Under Coverage,"
with The Jack and Broadband discussing medical benefits and Scrabble
techniques;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, bringing to light the opening
of the NYC subway system;
Debatitorium, Episode 10: "Global Warming",
answering the question of whether climate change is really occuring;
a Frank Allen Interview with
Jordan White, whose podcast "Shaped in Wax" was
one of the first podcasts ever made;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 8: "With a Little
Help"
bringing together the helpful voices of many friends of the Flashpack;
absolutely no Listener Mail from our audience;
haranguing harping by the hosts.
Huzzah! Download it now!
Oh, yeah!! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 10-20-08:
Back to the usual format for the show, Scape is back to his usual location,
and Frank and Rory are back to their usual bickering. All that, wrapped
in a "family-friendly" format (depending on the age of your family
members).
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 4: "Make Believe,"
with Peaseblossom and Captain Fantasy revealing their innermost
secrets, if they have any;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, clearing up the WWII Pacific
theatre's nose problem;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 9: "The Last
Generation",
bringing us a science-fiction dystopia religious tract... and a
rapture;
a special topless Frank Allen Interview with
topless Bette Davis Eyes, part-time news anchor,
part time porn actress, who is topless for the interview;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 4: "The Way
Things Used to Be"
dumping Stella deeper into the pile of trouble Derek Washburn brought
her;
some political Listener Mail from our debate
spectacular;
grave gabbing from the hosts.
Gadzooks! Download it now!
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Posted 10-13-08:
A special episode hosted by our own Frank Allen counting down to the final
Presidential Debate between Senator Randal March (D-MA) and the Republican
candidate Jimmy Kovacs, with exclusive political commentary and analysis
both before and after the debate.
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 9: "Habeus Corpses,"
discussing the matter of getting the youth of America interested
in politics;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, covering the election that
changed the course of WWII;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 8: "In the
Beginning",
arguing the issue of Young-Earth Creationism and whether there
is any validity to its claims;
a smidge of Listener Mail;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 7: "Jam It Up"
bringing us the final Presidental Debate and exclusive reaction
from the Flashpack on the debate;
political posturing from the hosts.
Ponderous! Download it now!
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Episode
027: Every One of Us is a Potential Mistake
Posted 10-06-08:
Returning after a skip week, our four main hosts return with a cup of
listener mail that runneth over, two episodes of This Day in History,
and Jordan's favourite episode of Guard Duty ever.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 3: "Fast and Faster,"
featuring Dr. Fast and... Dr. Fast? Jordan's favorite episode ever,
involving time travel;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, revealing the truth of the
filming of Dracula;
Debatitorium, Episode 9: "Abortion",
solving the abortion debate once and for all.. again, involving
time travel in an odd way;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, detailing the first ever train
robbery in US history;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 3: "1988"
in which we learn about Stella's 'friend' and Macy gets abused;
more of your very own Listener Mail, sprinkled
throughout the episode;
finicky finagling from the hosts.
Fabulous! Download it now!
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Posted 09-22-08:
Another special guest this week filling in for Rory St. John in the personage
of Dr. Nektori Stelloff... and also featuring a very special
surprise and unexpected co-host as well. This becomes slightly awkward
with five hosts on four microphones... but still a good episode!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 2: "Do It All Again,"
featuring Binary Girl and Broadband discussing what made them who
they are today;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, with a few takes on the Iran/Iraq
confrontation;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 7: "Bad Bob",
which addresses toughness and is debated by Jordan's two cats;
a Frank Allen Interview with Boo White, Jordan's
other cat and Scapey's "sister" about her experience on the show;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Something Underhanded,"
bringing the Flashpack into conflict with pop sensation Slade Gonzolo;
more of your very own Listener Mail, all of
it for Frank Allen;
endless enmities from the hosts.
Excellent! Download it now!
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Posted 09-15-08:
This week, we have a special guest co-host in the form of Dana Dezago,
a reporter who has made an appearance or two on Guard Duty. She's
filling in for Rory this week (not replacing him, though), joining
us for discussions of accents, psychics, moist food, and more.
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 8: "Alias,"
in which Pandora's mother humors a madman, and Bobby takes a stand
for the first time;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, this time investigating the
death of Marilyn Monroe, sort of;
The pilot episode of Prosthelitism: Is it Real or Not?: "The
Missing Host," in which Frank Allen brings us an
all-new, all-original debate show about religious prosthelitism;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Something Fishy
in Boston,"
wherein Senator Randall Marsh reveals his true intentions and allegences;
more of your very own Listener Mail, riling
up Scapie, as usual;
fun-filled fandangoes by the hosts.
Wowzers! Download it now!
And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 09-08-08:
Rory is still missing, of course, but Jordan, Frank, and Scape muddle
through somehow. From discussions of cockroaches and kennels to the
theory behind doing Where Are They Now In History, they talk about
stuff... and it often comes back to Rory.
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 2: "Shadows
of Gotham City",
where the two investigations the ladies are on both become more
complicated... and bloody;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, this time showing the surrender
of New Amsterdam to the British;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 06: "Baby Talk",
examining the rights and wrongs involved in the abortion issue;
a Frank Allen Interview with James Stuart, one
time Duke of York and King James II of England;
Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 1: "Mourning People",
featuring Voodoo Lady and Mister Fahrenheit talking after Ocean
Man's funeral service;
more of your very own Listener Mail, mostly
contentious;
Posted 09-01-08:
As Rory's legal issues are finally settled, Frank upsets Scape with the
topic of his debate, Scape just doesn't understand a lot of things,
and Jordan sits in the middle trying to settle them all down. Creepiness
abounds.
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 4: "Strange Eons",
showing the Flashpack's first epic clash with the Elder God Cthulhu
in the aftermath of election night;
Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, this time concerning the Nazis'
intolerant behavior;
Debatitorium, Episode 08: "Dogs vs. Cats",
bringing Kralltar and Dr. Parsis into the debatitorium for the
loudest debate yet;
a Frank Allen Interview with Tom Henning, husband
of "Cat Lady" Tanya Henning who wanted to become a cat;
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 11: "Laugh It Off",
concluding the saga of the Vengeance Squad and the Mollusk's attach
on Washington, DC;
more of your very own Listener Mail, this time,
very concerned with housing;
solemn stories from the hosts.
More's the pity! Download it now!
Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 08-25-08:
Once more, we check in with Rory St. John regarding his legal issues.
As things look their most dire, his friends rally around him, showing
their support in their own ways. Jordan is nice, Frank Allen refrains
from being insulting, and Scapie sings a song.
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 7: "Red Right Hand",
bringing Pandy, Bobby, and Hope to the protests and face to face
with Jason Brandt;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
us of another exciting adventure of Captain Web;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Contract",
revealing the (supposedly) true facts about selling your soul to
the Devil;
a Frank Allen Interview with honest-to-goodness
super-villain, Admiral Enclosed Space, who has
a nefarious plan;
Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Dreaming
of Babylon",
continuing the story of our lover/private eyes... only one of them
is in jail for murder;
more of your loverly Listener Mail to compliment
us all;
Posted 08-18-08:
In this weeks show a former ally is overthrown, do-gooders are punished
for it, and villains triumph. Say, where were you when evil won,
anyway? Plus, the continuing story of Rory's woes and Frank's bemusement.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 10: "Vengeance is
Mired",
featuring the Vengeance Squad bickering like genuine Earth Guard
members;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John solves
the mystery of Roanoke Island;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 04: "Flight
144",
bringing us the story of a plane that crashes with two famous missionaries
on board;
a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews
a Cat Food Executive to find out more about moist
food and the cat food industry;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 03: "Press Time",
which contains a secret message for the VFD, and a journey back
to Alter-Earth;
a metric ton of your Listener Mail for all the
hosts (except Rory);
Posted 08-11-08:
Rory's woes are examined as Frank Allen gripes about his loss and Scapie
takes his opportunity. Oh, also, Jordan is there. Why does nothing
interesting ever happen to Jordan? Hmmmm, weird.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 09: "Give or Take
a Few",
featuring the Jack and Dr. Fast trying to clean up that whole villain
mess;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John apologizes
for a horrifying scene;
Debatitorium, Episode 07: "Superman vs. Batman",
settling the age-old debate of which super-hero would win in a
fight;
a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews
Frank Allen, much to Jordan's chagrin;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 02: "Crash and Burn",
wherein the Flashpack, minus all Thornfields, defeat Nova's Blagenstraff
on Flutwana;
your Listener Mail, flattering, outraging, and
imploring Scape;
Posted 08-04-08:
Back under CD length, one of our hosts is having legal troubles, one is
incompetent, one is full of himself, and one is named Jordan D. White.
You be the judge as to which is which. Super villains, good nazis,
cancer patients, street criminals, and lesbian detectives fill out
the show.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 08: "Guard Down",
wherein Binary Girl and Peaseblossom get caught by surprise;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John is
far too fond of the Nazi party;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 03: "Room 310",
where an annoying roommate and an annoying cancer cell pester
a patient;
a Frank Allen Interview with the man
on the street, in which Frank uncovers the criminal element
in all of us;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 09: "Love and Death",
the season finale, revealing the whys and wherefores behind this
season's mysteries;
your Listener Mail, making Frank an offer, and
taking Jordan to... Cask?;
Posted 07-28-08: Running late this week, finishing the episode in the middle of the night
on Sunday. It's 8 minutes too long, and has no preview, but I am
tired, and the show is so packed, I don't know what I would cut if
I had the time to do more...
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 06: "Shock and Awe and Amazement",
wherein Pandora goes deeper into the world of her mother's paranoia;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
it like it is regarding Nice White Man #2;
Debatitorium, Episode 06: "Monkey vs. Robot",
answering the age old quetion of who would win in a fight;
a Frank Allen Interview with Matt and
Matthew Roma,
in which Frank consults the two lawyers on many legal matters;
Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Benedict Arnold",
revealing the traitor amonst the Flashpack, once and for all;
your Listener Mail, which is awesome... I am sor tired...
Posted 07-21-08:
Another week, another set of serials, and another batch of arguments between
the four "friends" who host the podcast. With Rory's product placement
ploy put out to pasture, can he forgive and forget?
Featuring:
Decker and Hayes, Episode 08: "Up a Creek",
bringing Stella further along in the web of mystery, and leaving
Macy missing;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals
secrets of ancient Egyptian factory workers;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 02: "The Assignment",
depicting competing spy groups from heaven and hell fighting over
a soul;
a Frank Allen Interview with George
Schozach,
vice-president of crackers at a prestigeous food corporation;
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 07: "Plugging Leaks",
in which Binary Girl and Captain Fantasy deal with a prisoner in
the Guard Tower;
your Listener Mail, calling Scape and Jordan to task, and thanking
Mr. St. John,
blatant buffoonery by the hosts.
Holy cow! Download it now!
And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!
Posted 07-14-08: As Jordan celebrates his anniversary, Rory attempts to sell out for crackers.
Three serials compete with the crunching sound, along with your listener
mail! To be a part of Cast in Wax, send your comments now to castinwax@gmail.com!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 06: "In Favor and
Out",
featuring the entire Earth Guard together deciding the fate of
Ocean Man;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John lays
out scientific concepts for us;
Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 01: "No Fear?",
in which we actually debate whether or not suicide is wrong...
or at least why it's wrong;
a Frank Allen Interview with Ida Know,
a New York State prisoner, convicted of killing and eating a pizza
delivery woman;
Epic Echoes, Episode 11: "What's the Plan?",
the "season premiere" of the "last season" of the backwards series...
featuing Scape's debut;
your Listener Mail, which isn't mean or bitchy in the slightest,
why would you even suggest such a thing?
Posted 07-07-08:
A full-length, sully packed episode, with the full compliment of hosts,
serials, history, and interviews! Which host will get the most guff
this week? No one knows! Plus,
a call for listener mail! Send your letters now to castinwax@gmail.com!
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 05: "Me in the Corner",
in which Pandora has a heart-to-heart with one of her teachers
about her troubles;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John sees
what we can learn from the Nazis;
Debatitorium, Episode 05: "The United Nations",
featuring a debate between Desmond McGonagill and the very frightening
Kralltar;
a Frank Allen Interview with Lyn Nelson which
does not quite expose one of her deep dark secrets;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 07: "Promises to Keep",
where Stella Decker deals with life without her lady love;
Posted 06-30-08:
A half-length, fill-in episode, while the hosts take a bit of a break,
featuring special wax-work rarities worthy of your listening time!
Featuring:
a Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The
Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank
Allen;
This Day in History and update Where
Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us the danger of blades;
a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode
of Guard Duty, with the publisher of the Password, Ron
Reilly;
Posted 06-23-08:
A good percentage of our hosts are back up and running again, as the serials
all roll on! Passwords, Christmas ghosts, and special guests abound!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Password Is...",
with The Jack and The Stallion watching a Frank Allen Interview;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about what Hitler got right;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 09: "Humbug!",
taking a Charles Dickens classic and twisting it to Jack Chick's
nefarious purposes;
a special episode of Harry Wilson Continues to Advise You,
in which toot' janitor Harry Wilson takes calls and solves problems;
Epic Echoes, Episode 10: "Flight of the Flashpack",
in which the 'Pack splits up after losing one of their own, and
meets one old friend, and one new;
Posted 06-19-08:
Still sick from last week's colds, the hosts have all lost their voices.
Not to worry, the show continues through the power of TECHNOLOGY!
Marvel at the wonders!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 04: "Winding Up",
with Mr. Fahrenheit and Ocean Man playing holding their cards close
to the vest;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about space diseases we never knew;
Epic Echoes, Episode 09: "A Midsummer Night's Tea",
in which Puck leads Max on a wild brooch chase;
a Frank Allen Interview with Lady Caroline
de Vertnez regarding the recent theft of her treasured brooch;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 06: "Crossing Off Names", in
which Macy and Stella both need to deal with the fall-out of their
actions,
Posted 06-09-08:
The hosts may all have colds, but that does not stop them from delivering
terrific radio serials and all new fun bits of "history" and comedy.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 03: "Tender Situation",
with Peaseblossom and Broadband making each other uncomfortable;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes
us waxes poetic about his own dulcet tones;
a Frank Allen Interview with infamous "Toot'
Janitor" Harry Wilson of Harry Wilson Advises You;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 08: "Big Daddy?",
calling into question this so-called theory of evolution;
Like Mother, Episode 04: "Cleaning Up", wherein
Hope Darling helps her daughter in the aftermath of her very first
murder,
Posted 05-26-08: Frank has some special news this week, which causes him to line up a very
special and secret Frank Allen interview, along with the usual great
serials!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 02: "Double Talk",
introducing Binary Girl gossiping with Voodoo Lady;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
about countries doing parenting;
Track or Fiction?, Episode 07: "The Curse of Baphomet",
possibly the most educational episode of Tract of Fiction ever,
telling us a few different views of Free Masonry;
a Frank Allen Interview specially arranged for this
episode, but on a secret topic, designed specifically to impress;
Posted 05-19-08:
The number of serials goes down, but the amount of content does not! Three
series, history, an interview, and more hosting than ever before!
Featuring:
Epic Echoes, Episode 07: "How's Your Father?"
reuniting the team for the first time since the showdown in El Paso;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals
the final fate of Oscar Wilde;
Track or Fiction?, Episode 06: "The Trick",
continuing the exposee on the truth behind Halloween;
the return of Frank Allen Interviews, interviewing
pagan Satan-follower Brenda, from
"The Trick,";
Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 01: "Fantastic But True",
introducing Captain Fantasy in a frustrating discussion with Dr.
Fast;
Posted 05-12-08:
Jordan returns to rebuke his co-hosts, as they bring four serials featuring
mothers, trappers, traitors, and final choices. Oh, and fun, too.
Did I mention that?
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 3: "Trials and Tribulations",
wherein Pandora's mother forces mattering into her hands;
A clip from radio show Don't Believe It, a conspiracy
show to which Hope Darling made a call;
Debatitorium, Episode 03: "Gay Marriage",
in which a possesed little girl and an annoying heiress decide
what gays can or cannot do;
Epic Echoes, Episode 06: "Riders of Destiny",
bringing two of the Flashpack to the home of... the Floogles;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John explains
the true danger of littering;
Guard Duty, Episode 06: "Turning the Table",
the end of series one, in which Foal speaks to Broadband about
resposibility, and what must be done;
Posted 05-05-08: Jordan sits out a podcast, leaving Frank,
Rory, and Scape to do the podcast on their own... which leads them
into a bit of mischief, and a special
appearance from Satan.
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Episode 5: "No Choices",
in which The Stallion and Peaseblossom discuss the state of the revised
history of the Earth Guard;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 05: "Boo!",
a frightening tale of the true origins of Halloween (which may
or may not be Satan's Birthday);
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells
us why he hates the French;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 04: "Riddles and Liasons",
splitting Stella and Macy into different investigative tracks,
and bringing an unexpected reappearance;
Epic Echoes, Episode 05: "Gains and Losses",
in which the Flashpack defeats one deadly foe at the cost of an
ally;
High School Poetry, written by Jordan D. White, and
dug out of storage by the others for the purposes of embarassment;
Posted 04-28-08: Another episode packed to the brim with
content! Four serials, plus one ALL-NEW show... which likely won't
be continued. Hear it here first!
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 2: "Trapped in a Box",
in which we learn a bit more of what Hope darling has planned for
her daughter;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John gives
us some very meaty information;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 04: "Gunslinger",
a tale of the old west, and what it takes for a killer to get into
heaven while a lawman burns;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 03: "Crossroads",
bringing Stella and Macy to a lunch break before spurring one of
them into action;
Car Debate, Episode 01: Hillary vs. Obama, an all-new
Frank Allen debate show pilot... which may or may not be continued;
Epic Echoes, Episode 04: "Call Off Cthulhu",
featuring the final coming of the mind-shattering ancient old one;
Posted 04-14-08: The third episode brings the final "premiere" of
our launch, along with three other series, all-new original bits, and no
Mexican content
whatsoever.
Featuring:
Like Mother, Episode 1: "My Mother, the Killer",
the premiere of the paranoia-filled family drama in Carousel, NY;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 2: "Reverend Wonderful",
where we discuss whether you need to do good things to go to heaven;
NO Frank Allen Interview, and certainly not with anyone
associated with Jack Chick, or who knows anything about him;
Decker and Hayes, Episode 02: "Blue Plate Special",
in which the ladies try to find out what's so special at the
Blue Diner;
This Day in History and update Where Are They
Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches
us about intestinal fortitude;
Guard Duty, Episode 03: "Asking and Telling",
with Ocean Man and Peaseblossom revealing a few secrets;
Posted 03-31-08:
The premiere of Cast in Wax! Host Jordan D. White and
his panel of co-hosts,
Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape
White, bring you wax-work radio serials and comedy with all-new
introductions and bonus features!
Featuring:
Guard Duty, Episode 01: Hopefully
Devoted, featuring
The Jack and Dr. Fast comparing secret origins;
This Day in History and all-new feature, Where
Are They Now In History, Rory St. John's
historical fact and all-new historical update, with
a creamy moral
filling;
Tract or Fiction?, Episode 01: Sin City,
asking whether homosexuality is a sin, or a sexy good time;
a Frank Allen Interview with Devon White,
wife of series creator Jordan D. White, about her part
in the series;
Epic Echoes, Episode 01: Goodbye Kiss,
the "final episode" of the Backwards Series,
where Max Thornfield and the Flashpack face their final
challenge from Drallus;
Posted 03-08-08:
An little test episode, making sure everything
is running smoothly with the podcast technology, and announcing
the start date of the real thing.
Featuring:
- A run down what show will be on the series;
- A completely fake and stupid episode of "This Day In
History";
-
Me rambling about nothing, really.
