Sailor Business

with Jordan D. White & Chris Sims

MOON PODCAST ESCALATION! Sailor Moon fans Jordan D. White, Chris Sims and a cast of guests set out to watch one of the greatest superhero stories of the 20th century, trying to figure out just what the Sailor Senshi's powers are, whether Luna should have a British accent, and just what is going on with Mamoru's purple pants. It's a critical breakdown of every single episode of Sailor Moon, complete with what life lessons we can learn. Join us every week -- and keep your mind on Sailor Business!

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Most Recent Episode (02-23-17):

Episode 103 - Tono: Taiko! Tenoh? Tomoe--Oh no!


We're back to Sailor Moon S, and we're not the only annoying ones to show back up this episode...yeah, that's right--the spore is back. Small Lady Chibi-Usa Reeny is back...and we're there to tolerate it, along with our new friend Katarina Rdultovskia! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!

Episode 103 - Tono: Taiko! Tenoh? Tomoe--Oh no!

Previous Episodes:

Episode 001 - Moon Podcast Escalation

Our first episode, examining the first epsiode the 1992 Sailor Moon anime! Join Jordan and Chris as they, in turn, join middle-school girl Usagi Tsukino as she meets a talking cat with a bandaid on her head and learns of the grand destiny that awaits her! No guest this week, but instead, learn why two strapping young lads like our hosts became so enamored of a cartoon made for school girls! IT ALL BEGINS HERE!

Episode 001 - Moon Podcast Escalation

Episode 002 - No One Will Ever Marry Me Now

The second episode features fortune telling, underwear flashing, rock throwing, shoe flipping, and our very first special guest commentator, Juliet Kahn! Plus: Chris drops his very first F-Bomb of the podcast, and Jordan struggles to contain his hatred of psychics! As an in-depth look at the second episode of Sailor Moon, this episode will punish you with goodness!

Episode 002 - No One Will Ever Marry Me Now

Episode 003 - Silly With Spring Fever

We're back for episode three, a day late because of Labor Day...but Juliet Kahn joins us once more for our little podcastlove letter to Sailor Moon. This time, a radio show called "Midnight Zero" becomes the most popular thing amongst love-lorn ladies...and you will be shocked to learn that it's a front for stealing their energy! Plus: Luna meets Motoki!

Episode 003 - Silly With Spring Fever

Episode 004 - This Episode Is Problematic

Episode four of Sailor Moon brings us to an extremely problematic episode centering around the fact that Usagi needs to...lose...weight...??? Thankfully, we're joined by glamorous Sailor Moon super-fan Betty Felon, who helps us navigate the troubles that arise from a body-shaming talking cat, over-excersizing, and binging on pork buns...delicious, delicious pork buns...

Episode 004 - This Episode Is Problematic

Episode 005 - Ostensibly Cute

We're back with another episode not part of the original American dub of Sailor Moon...because America cannot handle a show about extremely cute(?) rabit/guinea pig things. Once again joined by Betty Felon, we discuss cat kitting, cute licking, brother slapping, and the sad and lonely death of the cutest stray dog in the world.

Episode 005 - Ostensibly Cute

Episode 006 - A Waltz for Akiko

Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz music. We're joined by comic book editor and cat fan Jeanine Schaefer to discuss smooth jazz, hot musicians, and how to blow off creepers who give you damp flowers on your birthday. Pretty informative!

Episode 006 - A Waltz for Akiko

Episode 007 - Act Sorry

Who doesn't want to be famous, am I right? Obviously, being super-stars is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with...but now we get to watch Usagi and friends attempt to become Cinderellas in her last solo adventure of the series! Jeanine Schaefer joins us once again to talk fanfic, glass slippers, thought circuits, and, of course...acting sorry.

Episode 007 - Act Sorry

Episode 008 - Brain School Reject

Could the new smart girl at school really be a monster? Or could it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort? That's right--this week, we get to the introduction of Sailor Mercury, and we've brought Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) along for the ride! Join us, and learn the true secret of how to be good at video games!

Episode 008 - Brain School Reject

Episode 009 - This Bus Just Became an Express

EVERYONE--no time to listen to this episode right now because THERE IS A SALE AT THE CLOCK STORE! Once you've all stocked up on 3-7 clocks, join us and Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) as we discuss the singular Moon/Mercury buddy scout episode of the series! Who tied a clock to Luna's back? What makes Usagi the prefect scout? What is a "double Archie"? Find out this episode!

Episode 009 - This Bus Just Became an Express

Episode 010 - Mars Attacks!

The episode everyone's been waiting for...the introduction of a new character to the Sailor Moon universe, a character that will change the shape of the series forever. From that introduction, there can be no doubt in your mind who I mean...Lisa Brownridge! Oh, and Sailor Mars joins the team. Don't worry, Betty Felon is back again to defend Rei from the savage judgments of Jordan and Chris.

Episode 010 - Mars Attacks!

Episode 011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney?

We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean to our beloved Sailor Moon, but once again, we've got Betty Felon to come to her defense! But, hey! Aren't you a little old to belistening to a cartoon podcast?

Episode 011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney?

Episode 012 - Don't Get On the Sex Boat

Will it be adventure on the seas or cruise blues when the Sailor Scouts actually do some sailing? Usagi wants to go on a romantic cruise, but guess what? It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for her is her friend Rei. This time, Donna Dickens from Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris to horrify them with true stories of teenaged girls' behavior. Come sail away with us!

Episode 012 - Don't Get On the Sex Boat

Episode 013 - Rubbish For Every Trash Heap

Oh man--this is a big one! Not only is it the last Jadeite episode of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being run over by them as they drive along on the groud--then this is a real scary one! Once again Donna Dickens of Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris, thie time revealing that--SCANDAL--she is one of those mythical Usagi-haters we've heard so much about!

Episode 013 - Rubbish For Every Trash Heap

Episode 014 - She's Playing So Angry!

Jadeite's dead--errr...eternally sleeping--but who cares? As our new villain, Nephrite, points out...Jadeite sucked! Jordan and Chris are joined this week by Rocket Girl artist Amy Reeder, with whom they discuss revolutionary new techniques in tennis, differing philosophies in energy collection, and patterns for Sailor Moon Sweaters. Follow the bouncing ball!

Episode 014 - She's Playing So Angry!

Episode 015 - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask

What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are...going on a date?!? That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this episode...and Chris starts to like them?!? I know, I know--it's all so unbelieveable, you have to join Jordan and cartoonist Katie Skelly to listen and hear it for yourself! PLUS: another secret romance comes to light in the novelization!

Episode 015 - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask

Episode 016 - Sticking to Impossible Standards

We're back after a week off for Thanksgiving...and just in time for the wedding event of the year! That's right--this time, the scouts are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've got cartoonist Katie Skelly back again to watch along! Plus: find out what happens when Serena faces a spider monster!

Episode 016 - Sticking to Impossible Standards

Episode 017 - Peak Puberty Energy

Did someone say "Scouts on Film"? That's right--this episode Usagi/Serena gets the modeling bug, and we alternately learn that beauty is more than what's on the outside, that Serena brays like a hyena, and that she is more beauiful than any other girl, depending on which version we're discussing. Thankfully, we are joined by the terrific author Karen Healey to sift through the nonsense! Join us, won't you?

Episode 017 - Peak Puberty Energy

Episode 018 - Backhanding Your Mother

Who's afraid of creepy "French" dolls? It turns out, almost everyone...except the characters on Sailor Moon, for some reason. That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're just there to up the stakes for aneight-year-old's love story. Jordan and Chris are again joined by terrific author Karen Healey to wade into Shingo's romance...and the horrifying poppets that accompany it.

Episode 018 - Backhanding Your Mother

Episode 019 - Usagi's Dating Tips

This is it: the episode we've all been waiting for. After months of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly! And if that isn't exciting enough, the episode she's joins them for is particularly bananas--featuing Nephrite's evil scheme to impersonate Tuxedo Mask and break hearts! You're invited!

Episode 019 - Usagi's Dating Tips

Episode 020 - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot

Man-oh-man, this may just be the strangest episode of Sailor Moon ever created. The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Staffed by monsters. WHAT?!? Don't worry, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly and writer of the Sailor Moon english novelizations is here to help Jordan and Chris make sense of this mess! Plus--a creepy psychic girl! This has it ALL!

Episode 020 - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot

Episode 021 - Limited Edition Magic Pencil

For fans of meta (not to be confused with fans of metal) (also not to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their fanning in a meta-way) this is the episode for you! That's right--it's an anime about making anime, and Chris and Jordan brought in animator Brianne Drouhard to watch it with them! Listen along and learn how to put love in Sailor V's hips!

Episode 021 - Limited Edition Magic Pencil

Episode 022 - Foxiest Femme Around

We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing, juice-swigging, out-making glory alongside animator Brianne Drouhard! Come along and solve the final mystery of the century with the Princess of Ivanovich and Countess Popover!

Episode 022 - Foxiest Femme Around

Episode 023 - Naru, No

It's been simmering in the last few episodes, but in this episode and the next, the Naru/Molly and Masato Sanjoin/Maxfield Stanton/Nephrite/Nephlite plot finally comes to a rolling boil! First up, how can Usagi tell her bestie she has a crush on an evil mineral man from under the ground? Thankfully, Jordan and Chris are re-joined by writer Karen Healey to work it all out! They'll solve this, right?

Episode 023 - Naru, No

Episode 024 - Chocolate Parfait

It all comes down to this! The love of a middle school girl get weighed against all the rewards of the Dark Kingdom as we sort out the Nephrite/Naru situation once and for all! Hey...we never discussed their couple name...I am thinking "Narite"? That or "Nephru". Anyway, everything BUT that will be discussed with writer Karen Healey and put to be once and for all this week!

Episode 024 - Chocolate Parfait

Episode 025 - CrainGamerGate

A new challenger appears! Errr...rather, a new Scout appears! That's right--this episode, Sailor Jupiter comes thundering in, taking on 3/4ths of the fights in this fisticuff-packed episode before she even has super powers! Plus, the negaverse has a whole new objective for Jordan, Chris, and special guest Laura Hudson to discuss! This one has it all--from sexism to erased butts!

Episode 025 - CrainGamerGate

Episode 026 - Lovely Punch

This episode of Sailor Business, we discuss quite possibly the most well-made piece of art about an angelic boxing priest/vulture monster ever created. We know there is some stiff competition from things like Citizen Boxing Priest Monster and Gone With the Wind and the Priest with Boxing Gloves and Bird Feet...but I think it wins. We'll see what special guest Laura Hudson thinks about it...

Episode 026 - Lovely Punch

Episode 027 - Horrible Future

Look at her--look at that picture of Ami. Is that not the most adorable image of her ever created? Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise pics of your S.O. during your next meal? You know it does. It works on both Chris and Jordan, and we've brought Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast to laugh at and educate them...and kill them immediately if they become monsters!

Episode 027 - Horrible Future

Episode 028 - Looks Like a Rope to Me

This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves around the sudden popularity of a local painter. BUT WAIT--this painter can paint really beautiful pictures of a moon princess?! She must be gorgeous--that's how painting works, right? No worries--Jordan and Chris have Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast with them again to make sure they understand things--including some legit expertise on Magical Girls!

Episode 028 - Look Like a Rope to Me

Episode 029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends

After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki! Not only do TWO Sailor Scout have their sights set on him...but he also already has a girlfriend! PLUS: we go IN DEPTH on the height of all the Senshi! Join Jordan, Chris, and cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they learn exactly how much taller than Makoto Mamoru is!

Episode 029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends

Episode 030 - Reasonably Disrespectful

We're back from our Easter celebrations with an especially good episode of Sailor Business today! This time, the indigo crystal of the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, leading to some amazing discoveries about Sailor Mars! Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are joined once more by cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they uncover the truth about Usagi and Rae's friendship!

Episode 030 - Reasonably Disrespectful

Episode 031 - Meowfresh!

This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode of Sailor Moon. We're not one hundred percent sure just yet...but all signs are looking good. Why, you ask? Not just because it's an episode that focuses on Luna. Not just because it's Zoicite's greatest challenge yet. Not just for Makoto's Ami-ogling. It's all of it blended together into...an episode that must be seen to be believed. Jordan and Chris enlist Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to help put this madness into words!

Episode 031 - Meowfresh!

Episode 032 - Dark Kingdom Picture Day

This week brings the closest thing to a Power Rangers/Kamen Rider crossover with Sailor Moon crossover when Sailor Moon (sort of) meets Monster Fighter Redman! Can she withstand his Redman Leg Attack? Thankfully, there is another champion of love and justice on her side...Tuxedo Melvin! Jordan and Chris are joined once again by Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to decide who is the victim in the Molvin romance!

Episode 032 - Dark Kingdom Picture Day

Episode 033 - Cape Boy

The moment you've been waiting for for 33 episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five seconds of it. So...Spoilers! Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive! Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to the show for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! And does Zoicite make a better Sailor Moon than Sailor Moon does?

Episode 033 - Cape Boy

Episode 034 - Sorry, Hitler...

This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show, there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms, despite Chris's vehement denials! Thankfully, Jordan has Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to take his side as a fellow Darena/Mamagi shipper! Get your hankies ready to weep with love! PLUS: a special audio bonus!

Episode 034 - Sorry, Hitler...

Episode 035 - Moon World

Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and responsibilities and...gosh darn it, who said she even wanted to be the princess anyway? No worries, this time Chris and Jordan are joined by Christy Leigh Stewart to sift through all the moon memories and make sense(?) of it all. It's a total blow away!

Episode 035 - Moon World

Episode 036 - A Wild Hair

Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the banked transformation and attack sequences with the new do? No, of course not. But Jordan and Chris talk about it anyway, along with special guest Christy Leigh Stewart! Also: there is a close-up of a slug!

Episode 036 - A Wild Hair

Episode 037 - Too Much Squirting

So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princess Seminar! This time, Jordan and Chris are joined by a complete Sailor Moon newbie as Jordan Witt watches her first episode ever of the best Anime around! And a lady shoots weird green stuff out of clams.

Episode 037 - Too Much Squirting

Episode 038 - This Course Connects to Hell

Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to the slopes in a completely above-board contest! Our first Sailor Moon newbie, Jordan Witt, is back for her very second episode of the series...and what a cold episode it is!

Episode 038 - This Course Connects to Hell

Episode 039 - Absolute Zero Ice Hell

What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest, we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and Jordan are joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to discuss how much better an ally Mamoru is when he is an enemy and other cold facts!

Episode 039 - Absolute Zero Ice Hell

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015

A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on her day of birth. Oh, and there is some talk of Chibi Moon as well, unfortunately.

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015

Episode 040 - Hot Springs Are For Weirdos

Yes, yes--in this episode Usagi and her family go for a weekend at a hot spring, but more importantly, we spend some serious time discussing what kinds of food are best for Luna. Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are again joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to make sure these important topics get covered thoroughly.

Episode 040 - Hot Springs Are For Weirdos

Episode 041 - Dead Rock Animals

Horrible Future 2! Ami's absolute factually proven boyfriend and probable one true love, Ryo/Greg, is back as the animators try to recapture the magic of the Rainbow Crystal episodes! Can their romance survive the sound of Chris rolling his eyes? Jordan defends against the cobined forces of Chris and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get ready for bubble to fly!

Episode 041 - Dead Rock Animals

Episode 042 - Snarf-Level Useless

Ho ho, what's this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode! Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid love life with Chris, Jordan, and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get your ear wings ready for it!

Episode 042 - Snarf-Level Useless

Episode 043 - The Square Root of 2

Holy crap--the Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched Moon Animate Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious Friends" episode where Sailor Moon quits/gets fired! Chris and Jordan are joined by artist Erin Gladstone to bicker and yell about bickering an yelling!

Episode 043 - The Square Root of 2

Episode 044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns

Another episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answered(?) in this episode...to varying degree of satisfaction. Joined once again by artist Erin Gladstone, we journey back into the past to see the invasion of Earth, and the super important dance that it nearly interrupted!

Episode 044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns

Episode 045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell

It all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILOR SCOUTS DIE! Which would be a spoiler, if it were not the NAME OF THE EPISODE. Mourn along with Jordan, Chris, and the return of our first guest ever, Juliet Kahn! Get ready for sadness!

Episode 045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell

Episode 046 - The Moon Pudding Has Arrived

So, let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking good, even if you didn't know that this was the last episode of Sailor Moon. Sort of. I mean...not really. Anyway, the climactic battle is here, and Jordan, Chris and Juliet Kahn are here to give you the play-by-play! PLUS: another musical bonus from Jordan! I give you the strength to listen on!

Episode 046 - The Moon Pudding Has Arrived

Episode 047 - Sailor Business-R

Welcome back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show, right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of. If two people count as an invasion. Back to watch the skies with Chris and Jordan is Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) to celebrate the occasion of the first episode she'd ever seen of the show! A great jumping on point! Tell your friends!

Episode 047 - Sailor Business-R

Episode 048 - Middle Aged Dude Energy Is Garbage

Alan and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their memories anymore! What will happen??? Chris and Jordan are joined again by Dr. Devon White to help jog the memories of all the listeners and celebrate another person's first episode!

Episode 048 - Middle Aged Dude Energy Is Garbage

Episode 049 - AKA Luna Poops

Welcome back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who would suggest such a thing?!? Perhaps this week's special guest, Aidan Sullivan, can help shed some light on the subject! All this, plus a talking cat monster, the relevance of blood types...and maybe another song!

Episode 049 - AKA Luna Poops

Episode 050 - Friendship Can't Be Used to Kill

FIFTY EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sailor Moon anime cook up to celebrate their 50th episode? Why a look into the futuristicest of all futuristic technologies: VIRTUAL REALITY! Chris and Jordan are joined once more by Aidan Sullivan for a trip into the future of gaming!

Episode 050 - Friendship Can't Be Used to Kill

Episode 051 - Dweezils and Hunks


The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! Listen to the podcast, then send your entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! But first--we're joined for this Cherry Blossom Festival by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast! Zip up into your sleeping bags and camp out!

Episode 051 - Dweezils and Hunks

Episode 052 - The Value of Children


This week, Sailor Venus takes the spotlight, kind of, as we explore the world of little children! Were the animators trying to warm the audience up to little kids because they knew Reeny was coming? Who knows! Perhaps Annie Craton of The Jem Jam can shed some light on the subject? BE STRONG, CHRIS SIMS! YOU CAN DO IT, JORDAN D. WHITE! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 052 - The Value of Children

Bonus Episode - Halloween 2015


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week, we take a break from the anime to watch the year 2000 Sailor Moon Musical "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon New/Transformation - The Path to Become the Super Warrior - Overture of Last Dracul"...also known as the one where Sailor Moon fights Dracula! Sort of. The boys are joined by T. A. Noonan for something they never thought they would encounter...AN INTERMINABLE, TERRIBLE SAILOR MOON SHOW! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Bonus Episode - Halloween 2015

Episode 053 - Our Next Target Is Babies


And, we're back! And our next target is babies! Or rather, Alan and Ann's next target is babies...which introduces us to the superstar of the show, BABY JORDAN! Chris and Jordan are joined by Kristina Murdaugh, former fandubber from Negavision, to learn all about how babies pee on faces! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 053 - Our Next Target Is Babies

Episode 054 - It's Fluid Dynamics Bro


This episode has been mentioned on the podcast a few times before...yes, we have finally reached the infamous "one where Rei does the talent show thing"! Will Chris and Jordan start liking her once they get to know her? Will Kristina Murdaugh, former fandubber from Negavision, help them come around to Rei's side? And will you all enjoy Jordan's ukulele cover of "Oh Starry Night"? Let's find out. PLUS, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 054 - It's Fluid Dynamics Bro

Episode 055 - The Pied Piper Of Teen Girls


This episode is the one we like to affectionately call "The Food Episode," as Alan is discovering the weird connection between food and love that seems to have a startling hold on every single teen girl in Japan. Plus, Donna Dickens (of Hitfix) is back to tell us what she thinks Alan is REALLY "eating". This is going to be a fun one. Oh yeah, and keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 055 - The Pied Piper Of Teen Girls

Episode 056 - Magic Torture Spanx


Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's got the "most talent" of all? That's right, it's time for the obligatory school play episode, and all the cat fights you can imagine would ensue over what scout is most qualified to play Snow White! Thankfully, Donna Dickens (of Hitfix) is back to help Chris and Jordan sort through all the headshots and organize callbacks. PLUS, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 056 - Magic Torture Spanx

Episode 057 - Tree Kids


Get ready for Sailor Moon's Breakfast Club! Ok, now that I've said that, I can tell already it's confusing--no, I don't mean we should all eat one slice of toast on the run, I mean this week, Usagi is in detention! Ironically, she's in detention for eating lunch early, so it's more of a lunch club. Thanfully, Leanne Bartle joins the boys to stay after school and watch the fun! PLUS, this is the LAST DAY to send your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!

Episode 057- Tree Kids

Episode 058 - Trees Don't Talk


We're reached the penultimate episode of the Doomtree Saga! It's been a weird road to get here, but as the Doomtree withers, Alan and Anne up their game and target the one and only moon pudding! Leanne Bartle is back again to help Chris and Jordan navigate their way through this nutso episode...which kicks off with a mascot-style, big-head stage show of Sailor Moon, complete with Luna. It's...real weird.

Episode 058 - Trees Don't Talk

Episode 059 - Like the End of a Ska Song


This is it--the actual END of the Doomtree saga! The terrible tree teens, Alan and Ann, stand revealed...and both Mamoru and Usagi are captured and being drained of energy! Can the other scouts save them? No--they are useless this episode! But can they make it through some other way? Well, there are still 141 more episodes, so...probably, yeah. And we're joined by Aidan Sullivan to dig into the ROOTS of the issues.

Episode 059 - Like the End of a Ska Song

Episode 060 - Chibi-Usa's First War Crime


We've dreaded this day for a long time, but...at last, it she has come. With this episode, we meet that horrible spore, that famingo-haired freak, that father-loving war criminal...Chibi-Usa aka Reenie aka Mini-Moon! Nothing will ever be the same again. Chris and Jordan are not thrilled, but thankfully, Aidan Sullivan is with us--someone who actually LIKES the little fungus. PLUS: we reveal the winner of the complete set of Sailor Moon Manga provided by Kodansha!

Episode 060 - Chibi-Usa's First War Crime

Episode 061 - Moon Crystal Power Breakup


We're back, kicking off Sailor Business 2016 as we go full-steam into the second half of Sailor Moon R! The Dark Moon Clan goes after the first Crystal Point of Crystal Tokyo, and lo and behold...it's a make-up shop! We're joined by storyboard artist Cassidy Stone whose favorite Scout is SAILOR CHIBI MOON! How can this be? Find out this episode!

Episode 061 - Moon Crystal Power Breakup

Episode 062 - Put You Best Boob Forward


Welcome back to the adventures of everyone's favorite Sailor Scouts--Victoria, Sarah, Blue and the rest! Whether you're a fan of non-stop action or glorious transformations, you're heart will not be unmoved when Blue plans to move to Germany, turning her back on her resposibilities completely! Storyboard artist Cassidy Stone returns to cheer on Chibi-Usa as the scouts are broken apart forever!

Episode 062 - Put Your Best Boob Forward

Episode 063 - Notable Shrine Pervert


Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favorite monster/pervert, Gramps, has a new scheme to get near the ladies...and we all get to watch through little holes in the door. Not to worry, Chris and Jordan are joined by Shivaun Hoad to work their way through this minefield of an episode.

Episode 063 - Notable Shrine Pervert

Episode 064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore


It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, then this episode is for you! Once again, we're joined by Shivaun Hoad to decide how we are happiest, rain or shine. Good times!

Episode 064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore

Episode 065 - Army Of Furious Lesbians


Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and Jordan are joined by Allison Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes, funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah!

Episode 065 - Army Of Furious Lesbians

Episode 066 - Curry On My Wayward Future Daughter


You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't convince you, thankully, the boys have brought Allison Stock back to talk about Avocado people and curry cooking! YUM!

Episode 066 - Curry On My Wayward Future Daughter

Episode 067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You?


Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs. No big. On their dip into this ocean of madness, Jordan and Chris are joined by Lissa Pattillo to debate this Loch Ness Mess. Prepare for a Vacation Eruption!

Episode 067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You?

Episode 068 - Stained Glass Rabbit


Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Technical difficulties cannot stop us from bringing you new episodes...at least not for that long...so Chris and Jordan are back once more with Lissa Pattillo to discuss the big showdown of the ten or maybe eleven warriors! Join Us!

Episode 068 - Stained Glass Rabbit

Episode 069 - You Got What I Need


Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself king of infinite life, were it not that he has bad dreams! Wow, I cannot believe I wrote that. Anyway, we've brought Betty Felon back to the show to delve into Tokyo's Dark Knight...and Usagi's deep emotions! Hop on!

Episode 069 - You Got What I Need


Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we get her particular views on love. She really should smoke fewer cigarettes, though. Of course, we bring back Betty Felon to take on this episode as her favorite Black Moon Clanswoman takes on her favorite Sailor Scout!

Episode 070 - What A Nimbus

Episode 071 - Chesslemania


OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the most deadly game of chess since that one Harry Potter movie! We're joined by Emily Capettini for the most awesome chess commentary you've ever listened to! CHECK!

Episode 071 - Chesslemania

Episode 072 - Baked Potato Party


It's come to this: the final episode of the original syndicated DIC run of Sailor Moon! It's not the end of the season, it's not even the end of a main villain, but for some reason, THIS is where Sailor Moon "ended" for three years (and for Jordan, for about fifteen years). The final fate of the sinister Spectre sisters is decided, and Emily Capettini is back to wrap things up for this original run. WOOO!

Episode 072 - Chesslemania

Episode 073 - Three Feet of Pancakes


With the Spectre Sisters in the rear view, we move forward into the "Toonami" era of Sailor Moon....and with an echoing laugh, say hello to "HellYesmeraude"! It feels like it's been three years since the last episode...from a certain point of view. We're joined by Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez to delve into the so-called "lost" episodes as we continue Sailor Moon R! ARRRRRRR!

Episode 073 - Three Feet of Pancakes

Episode 074 - Two Cats, a Wig, and a Sailor Fuku


Oh, man! Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus have all been abducted by aliens! Now, it's up to Sailor Moon, a five-year-old, two cats, and a man in a Tuxedo to save them. Except the man and the cats aren't really much help. Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez returns to help us navigate our way through the defeat of Sailor Moon R miniboss, Rubeus! Get ready for some good-time crucifixion!

Episode 074 - Two Cats, a Wig, and a Sailor Fuku

Episode 075 - Fake-Ass Future


Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb and booooooooriiiiing. But, don't worry! We suffered through it so you don't have to, and we forced Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to watch it as well! So, just listen to this instead of watching the episode, for once.

Episode 075 - Fake-Ass Future

Episode 076 - #StopCakeShaming2K16


Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems. It's everything that makes Sailor Moon great shoved in your face until you cannot eat another bite! Thankfully, Annie Craton from the Jem Jam was hungry enough to come back for a second helping...YUM!

Episode 076 - #StopCakeShaming2K16

Episode 077 - The Maxfield Stanton Memorial Small Business Grant


The Miracle Romance Returns! That's right--heterosexuality rears its normative reinforcing head once more as Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon gets back together with Darien/Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask! Jordan rejoices, Chris winces, and our new guest Anita Petrie joins us from Bangkok! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before it's gone for good!

Episode 077 - The Maxfield Stanton Memorial Small Business Grant

Episode 078 - A Spoonful of Salt


The "Block of Wood" gets a spotlight as all the Sailor Scouts are struck down by disease except goddess of love, Minako Aiko! Considering that she owns a custom nurse outfit, you would assume she's good at taking care of people, right? RIGHT? Our friend Anita Petrie joins us again to nurse the series back to health! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before it's gone for good!

Episode 078 - A Spoonful of Salt

Episode 079 - Cat-Level Respectability Politics


Because no one demanded it...it's an ARTEMIS-centric episode! That's right--Artemis goes solo this week, coincidentally stumbling upon a Nega-Moon plot to...do something evil involving an animal shelter? It's all pretty confusing. Thankfully, friend of the show Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press returns to help us through another cat episode! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's gone for good!

Episode 079 - Cat-Level Respectability Politics

Episode 080 - Bro, You Gotta Get A Mani-Pedi


Get out your math books, it's an episode spotlighting Ami Mizuno (or is it MI-zuno)! Ami has yet again gained the highest score in her class on a test...but this time, Melvin and company have CAUGHT AMI CHEATING! How can this be! Our pal Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press is back to help weigh the evidence against Ami! Plus--an all-new T-Shirt is going up on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club that might just be related to the episode!

Episode 080 - Bro, You Gotta Get A Mani-Pedi

Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle


Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reason--who make a school of kids go crazy--for no reason--and we have Vanessa Leslie with us--for a GOOD reason--to help discuss it! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it disappears!

Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle

Episode 082 - Who's Late for a Zoot Suit Riot?


Strap in, trash piles--it's an all-new strong contender for the worst episode of Sailor Moon ever! Who would have thought the scouts all teaming up to travel to the future would be so uninteresting! Prepare yourself for walking-into-the-wind action! And a genie that's not a genie! And...generally a story that makes no sense! Thankfully, Vanessa Leslie has agreed to suffer through the episode along with us! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's LOST IN TIME!

Episode 082 - Who's Late for a Zoot Suit Riot?

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2016


It's June the 30th, so you know what that means...USAGI'S BIRTHDAY! This year, we did a full-length bonus episode to celebrate, talking about milkshake etiquette, sandwiches, friend-making skills, scaredy-catness, and answer a handful of audience questions. And, once again, we are joined by Betty Felon for the festivities! Plus, why not get your self a present: our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2016

Episode 083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future


Two, that's right, TWO TIMES the Tuxedo Mask! Just what no one on earth was asking for! At least one of them spends some time on a hang glider. We're still trapped in the future, which is not our favorite thing...and we learn all about the upcoming ICEAGE. Thankfully, Shannon Manor warms us with the heat of her fury at the episode! Plus, take a look into your own future--owning out all new shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future

Episode 084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It


We're still stuck in the future, guys. It's the 30th Century, and there is a dragon. Don't worry, future crystal computers can make a wireframe of the dragon, so it's not a problem. Sigh. But wait, Shannon Manor is back with us again to say fairwell to Hellyesmeraude! Oh, and hey--get your own Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It

Episode 085 - 6th Grade Emo Poetry


Get in your time machine and head straight to '90s Hot Topic, it's time for the birth of Wicked Lady! Is this episode awesome or totally stupid? Is Sailor Moon R somehow tricking us all into thinking it was good? Returning guest Catie Donnelly joins us to go deep into Chibi's psychology! PLUS--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 085 - 6th Grade Emo Poetry

Episode 086 - Rosing All The Shuttlecocks


Ever since he first appeared, Sailor Moon fans have been asking--nay--demanding that we take a break from those boring old Sailor Scouts and take some time to focus on everyone's favorite character, Saphir! No, wait...no one wanted that ever. And yet, here we are! Also returning is our friend Catie Donnelly to help us discoverer who the Wiseman's boss is! And also--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 086 - Rosing All the Shuttlecocks

Bonus Episode - Moon Animate Make-Up 2


We're back, with both hosts having moved homes, and we've got a bonus episode based on a recent Sailor Moon development: the release of Moon Animate Make-Up 2! The boys are joined by Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to answer a bunch of listener questions and watch this fan-made animated tribute to th Clash of the 10 Warriors! AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Bonus Episode - Moon Animate Make-Up 2

Episode 087 - Loathe Everything


Yes, yes--LOATHE EVERYTHING! That is the new theme of Sailor Business as we come to terms with nearing the end of Sailor Moon R! We have been enveloped by darkness! Except, who can stay upset when we've brought Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back on the show? Can she make the boys love Chibi??? AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 087 - Loathe Everything

Episode 088 - In a Moon Minute


It's the end of Sailor Moon R! All the plotlines are tied up and it would make no sense for there to be another episode after this, so...yeah, this is the end! We fare well to Wicked Lady and Chibi Usa, and we've got Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back to see off her favorite character and one of her favorite episodes! AND there's an all-new Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 088 - In a Moon Minute

Episode 089 - Sailor Karen


We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER. Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought Dr. Devon White to suffer through the end of R with us!And don't forget to support us by buying a Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 089 - Sailor Karen

Episode 090 - Finally, Some Hard Science


Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready for a season of amature heart surgery! And we even have Dr. Devon White to confirm all the medically accurate science of this episode. And I think you still have a little time to get that Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 090 - Finally, Some Hard Science

Episode 091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2


Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've got fan-favorite guest Allison Stock back to watch with us! PLUS: keep an eye on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club for a brand new T-Shirt!

Episode 091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2

Episode 092 - Where You Been Getting Your Kicks?


New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No worries, all-star guest Allison Stock is here to help the boys sort through it all...and it gets crazy. PLUS: holy cow, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 092 - Where You Been Getting Your Kicks?

Episode 093 - Fandom Has Done More With Less


A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's episode. Thankfully, Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is back to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Episode 093 - Fandom Has Done More With Less

Episode 094 - They're Just So Cousins


Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up!

Episode 094 - They're Just So Cousins

Episode 095 - Three's Business


Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that prize all couples/best friends want... to... light up a giant heart statue... in a big paved park. Ah well. But, it's a great episode with Pizza Coffee's own Christie O'Brien-Murphy is here to get us through! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Episode 095 - Three's Business

Episode 096 - Riding In Cars With Girls


No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's the "Jupiter has a cursh on Uranus and Uranus is ok with Jupiter dying" episode! And we're lucky that Christie O'Brien-Murphy is back to help us deal with what is and is not the issue here! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Episode 096 - Riding In Cars With Girls

Episode 097 - Funky Swinger Looking for a Gal Pal


For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. Like...uh... swimming! Right! Swimming! Dive into this Ami episode along with Toni Intelisano and give it your all, or you're a coward! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

Episode 097 - Funky Swinger Looking for a Gal Pal

Episode 098 - Rag N' Cave Water


Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Can she and Sailor Moon put their differences aside to beat some villins? Not really, no! But we're haning with Toni Intelisano and watching the show all the same! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

Episode 098 - Rag N' Cave Water

Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train


People all over the world--join hands! Get on the evil monster train! That's right, I think you can, I think you can listen to this episode where a daimon egg possesses a tram car...while Raye and Chad have some love trouble! Thankfully, new guest Elizabeth Dubois climbs aboard to help us remember our stop! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals!

Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train

Episode 100 - Volleyboobs


Two an half years later, here we are, ONE HUNDRED EPISODES DEEP, and halfway through Sailor Moon!!! And how do the makers of the anime celebrate this milestone episode? With a focus on Mina playing volleyball and a daemon too hot for Dead Or Alive. Awesomely, returning guest Elizabeth Dubois is with us to sing us an original French song about Jupiter bringing the thunder! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals!

Episode 100 - Volleyboobs

Episode 101 - A Really Great Myrtle Beach Joke


Did you know glass slippers are still a thing? Yeah, we didn't either. And we actually sort of suspect that they aren't a thing and never were...but somehow, for Usagi, they are TOTALLY a thing. It's Usagi's birthday (in the show, not IRL) and she is determined that she should get one of these least-practical-ever shoes. We're joined by the awesome Kathryn Walsh to have a ball! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals!

Episode 101 - A Really Great Myrtle Beach Joke

Episode 102 - Party City Sailor Moon


What the--?! Who the heck is that? That couldn't be...no, wait, that isn't...but how could...is that...Sailor Moon?!? That's right, Usagi has walked right into a trap on Tokyo Tower, and coming to her rescue is...Sailor Moon! How can this be? Join us and Kathryn Walsh as we puzzle out this complete mystery! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show!

Episode 102 - Party City Sailor Moon

Bonus Episode - Fan2Sea Cruise 2017


Sailor Business takes to the sea for their very first ive episode! That's right, Chris hit the seas on the Fan2Sea Cruise last month and recorded a special live episode re-reviewing episode 12 of Sailor Moon...the one with Jadeite's couples murder cruise! Join him along with special guests Lefty Lucy and Stella Chuu to take to the waters once again! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!

Bonus Episode - Fan2Sea Cruise 2017

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 1: Guy Fiore


It's finally time! Now that the Sailor Moon R movie has had a theatrical release in the US, we've got together and recorded our take on this classic...over the course of two episodes! In this first half, the scouts take on a creepy crab-legged flower lady...and Mamoru's ex-boyfriend?! Our sister-podcaster Allison Stock of Xena Warrior Business joins us for the promise...of a rose! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 1: Guy Fiore

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 2: Everybody's Mom


This week, we complete the Sailor Moon R movie...which might just be the Sailor Mooniest Sailor Moon thing in the Sailor Moon world! Get out your hankies and prepare to cry with love and happiness, because this is the real stuff. Once again, Allison Stock of Xena Warrior Business joins us as we fly back to Earth...or at least near Earth orbit. PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 2: Everybody's Mom